Why argentina can't just be normal?

argies are like muslims, my way or no way

>Tango is Uruguayan
>Mate is Paraguayan
>Gauchos are Brazilian
>Rio de la Plata belongs to Uruguay
>Sao Paulo, Ayrton Senna, Neymar and Pele are superior to Buenos Aires, Fangio, Messi and Maradona
>Brazilian churrasco is better than arshitinian asado
>alfajores are uruguayan
>Chilean Patagonia is better than Argentinian 'Patagonia' (a desert, really)
>Carlos Gardel was Uruguayan
>The Southernmost city of the world isn't Ushuaia, but Puerto Williams
>North Argentina belongs to Bolivia
>Brazil and Uruguay are whiter.
>Chile is safer and richer
>Argentinian ''''''beaches'''''' pale in comparison to Brazils
>Piazzolla hated Argentina and Argentines
>2 bought football WCs amidst corruption against 5 legit brazilian WCs
>Borges and Cortazar are worse than Garcia Marquez and Pablo Neruda, Cortazar being a mere copycat

no culture. no history, shit people, shit climate, shit geography
YOU HAVE NOTHING

No
Abnormal is outside of Argentina

STOP RIGHT NOW

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Is it easy to get Argentina citizenship and passport? plz gib...

>Jose de San Martin is paraguayan

argenlindos are based and i want to befriend them

sit on my dick nigga

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so this is the power of the negro

Argentinians always remind me of low-class Brits, especially northerners