Why do they love each other?

Based

The French are brothers. They talk in a funny sort of language, but I bet they say the same thing about our language.

There's even some taxpayer bucks going to the Germano-Franco-Friendship project. I know that when I grew up, our parish had a French friendship parish and they used to visit eachother. When at the university, I went to our French sister university twice for 5 days. Food and very modest lodging were paid by the state, and I just had to pay a few hundred for the bus that took us there and drove us around there. We met French students and they showed us around, and we did the same when they came over. It was fun. Can only recommend.

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France loves Germany in order to stay the biggest player in the EU. Germany loves anyone who doesn't call them Nazi.

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NSDAP was German's cultural peak. Why are today's Germans so lame and inert in comparison?

>Erbfeind
Seething Kraut

Love it!

France is barely ever mentioned in Germany. It is considered a struggling old-fashioned country.

We don't, where did you get that idea ? French people are brainwashed by their corrupt elites to think this friendship exists, while Germans disrespect us all the time.
People outside of Germany think that friendship exists because of the lie that France jointly leads the EU, which is bullshit. We get fucked hard by the EU, to the benefit of Germany.

Jokes about France being ivaded, occupied or them losing a war are still quite widespread here.
They didn't age well since 1971.

>If it wasn't for the EU we would still go at each others throut

We'd nuke you if you tried, so you woudn't. The US would nuke us if we tried, so we wouldn't.

>while Germans disrespect us all the time.
this

>1971.
you mean 1871?

There is no friendly relationship. Germans have a massive superiority complex and look down on everyone else.

>Jokes about France being ivaded, occupied or them losing a war are still quite widespread here.

You're still legally occupied by the US who didn't even win the war., just because corrupt European officials bow down to yanks

respect is earned homoboi

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Oh yeah, my bad.
Hopefully that changes sooner or later. But like I said. Didn't age well.

That's why you get none

It's no surprise everyone look down on Canada then

Me on the left

The few people who say they like Germany are liars. Nobody trusts them.

t. Franco-German mutt

Only on Jow Forums. IRL everyone loves Canada even if they think we're a little soft.

Of course everyone like you.

You are like the friendly autist at the back of the classroom.

*likes

>Deutschland
>old-fashioned country.
God, I wish! The closest I felt to "old-fashioned" when I was there was around Allgäu and southern Bayern.

American reading comprehension...

Aww did he post in your precious thread?

they are both superior european states

Cute

No, but the "old fashion" country that french user was speaking of was France, in a very simple and straightforward sentence.

>The few people who say they like Germany are liars. Nobody trusts them.
My neighbour who is a gilet jaune sucks their dick 24/7, roots for them at the world cup, says their army is the best in the EU, says their engineers are the best.
He's basically a krautaboo

Holy shit this guy is retarded, must be in bread or something.
What the poster said was the opposite dumbass.

>who is a gilet jaune
So he's a delusional self-hating faggot who sucks German dick to cope then ? Makes sense.
What's absolutely funny and what you should tell him if you're confident he won't chimp out and occupy your front door is that if the French gvt did 10% of what the German gvt does with its unemployed people for instance, French people would riot ten times more because they are WAY more pro-business and less social than we are.
God I hate gilets jaunes.

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cuck

>because they are WAY more pro-business and less social than we are.
That's why Germany has a good economy and is doing well while your country is burning. Being a soft cuck and running your country like an emotional woman isn't "social", it's stupid and denotes a lack of foresight. On the plus side the collapse of your country will serve as a warning to others.

Why are the french such bottoms

Who hurt you, leaf ?

I'll copy-and-paste over from what I wrote yesterday, but it's an old thing.
The French and Germans realized that if they meant to stay relevant, they'd have to pool their resources together against "atlantism" (the alliance of the commercial powers of the USA and Britain).

We should've unironically gotten to it at the end of WWI, but the Germans tried their hand at world domination a second time so that stalled it a bit. But it got through to them after WWII, so now we have our EU project.

>universally considered arrogant
>utterly and completely humiliated by Germany in WWII, making them into a joke that persists to this very day
>had to be bailed out by their other rival
Too much humiliation turned them into a tsundere

Bratty sub would be a better term

>Muh Anglo saved the world and these spineless cowards

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But our history up until 1800 is beatdowns of Germany.

It has nothing to do with WW2, I don't know why your anglo cunts are so obsessed with this conflict.

Julius Caesar already mentioned the arrogance of the Gauls 2000 years ago.

*Up until 1871

Which wasn't very difficult considering how fractured the hre was.

Don't play the victim you were fighting in coalitions with all of Europe.

>I don't know why your anglo cunts are so obsessed with this conflict.
Easy : because they can easily play it off as their victory and glorify themselves in the process. We would absolutely do the same in their position.

True, but Americans don't go back that far and only recent History matters to most people & cultures. I agree it's sad, but it's a fact.
Also once Germany ganged up, we did lose repeatedly instead of when they were scattered nations.
>>universally considered arrogant
> Living next to the fucking USA
Anglo misconception of us, may have been true in the past, but that is no longer true. In fact no one hates France quite like a French, to my great sadness.
Americans are the real arrogant ones.

Well we'd have coalitions standing in our way too, even the Thirty Years' war that's supposed to be emblematic of that was us fighting off Spain and Austria mostly.

Also, early in our history, we fought off a united and more centralised HRE too (see battle of Bouvines), and might actually have contributed to it collapsing because of that.

And we were the main allied fighter in WWI.

>Also once Germany ganged up, we did lose repeatedly instead of when they were scattered nations.
>Implying there were ten of thousands conflicts
-Franco-Prussian lose
-WW1 win(we played more than our part in the coalition)
-WW2 lose

So that's a 2:1, counting both
- 1870 : the fight that allowed Germany as Nation-State to exist (had we won it wouldn't be so), so a war that changed the political map of Europe and laid the foundations for WWI + marked the end of a French Empire

- WWII : most important war in recent human history, considered as the most important one in world history by a majority of people period. And it was a shameful defeat at that.

As for WWI, we did hold up, but it was a bloody fucking mess and a Pyrrhic Victory in the end. Moreover, while Germany exited WWI with their fighting spirit renewed, France wanted it to be "la der' des der'", and we have never regained our military pride ever since. So WWI was historically a defeat on morale on our side.

I'm proud of my history just as much as you but facts are facts and the last 150 years haven't been kind to us. It's even worse today considering the great number of spineless keyboard warriors we have who wouldn't fight for their country should there be a foreign invasion because "muh war ios bad §1§!!"

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Cringe
No country is friend or enemy
And we are especially alone in this

Cringy cunt.

Because surrendering is associated with France because of WWII

And it took us only 2 big wars to turn us into a nearly pacifist state. At least military pride is still a term you guys can use freely.

>erbfeind
Hahahaha
Has a country ever been more SEETHING than Germaney? I think not
*dabs on Prussia's grave*