Should I buy one with my crypto-earnings? (its $15)

That shit is reepy as fuck.

kek

>spending money to jerk off
Never gonna make it, bro

>He browses for pencils and binders
Absolutely embarrassing

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yea buying seaweed is pretty embarrassing. you can just get it for free at your local beach.

It doesn't look like Sasha Grey imho

Onaholes? More like Oh No Holes, because when your mom finds them in your room she says OH NO!!!!

all of them remind of this fat little faggot

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Do those smellsbegone beads work fren? I was thinking about getting tvosd too for my room

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>spending earnings
You're delaying your making it, faggot.

I cant speak for that specific brand but I got one as a gift a few years ago and it smelled good but I spilled some on my bedsheets

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Today I saw an interview where someone said Amazon is growing this fast, because 80% of all orders are sex toys.

Jow Forums just confirmed.

kek

dear god my sides

Have a bunch in my apartment, seem to work just fine.

If you're buying a mouth version be sure to buy one without teeths, Idk buy the 90years old Sasha Grey edition.

idk sasha grey is the hottest when there is a penis in her mouth and cant talk. her talking is the ultimate boner kill.

aaahahaha
i am in deep mental anguish

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Fun fact, you can buy any sex toy off amazon and pump it full of cum and return it for full price. Then just move onto the next on and repeat. They will always accept it if its a issue in regards to the usability or function of the product. Just use your imagination, helps if your prime member. Bought 50+ flesh lights, never kept a single one.

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Used onaholes are sold into the Japanese market as organic cumpie ready, roughly 4x the cost of a new onahole.

t. someone who knows

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A blowjob feels good because of the warmth and moist sensation of a gentle femini'e mouth, so this thing is basically useless

lube microwave good to go

buy a proper onahole from japan

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jesus christ

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dear fucking God...

>Imagine finding this in your 31 year old son's room.

ftfy

Why cum every day in the same flesh lights, when you can use every day a brand new one! Ty, Amazon. HAHAHA

OK, now right there is a business opportunity Jow Forums can get behind

Fucking Faygo, top kek

You really know your shit, I appreciate the effort and research you put into this

Just get a gf

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Best finance related thread thread all day. Well played OP!

I ... I think I'm a little quea- no, it's okay, I'm not that queasy

:^l

LOL

The business card holder is the one that got me.
>hello, I jerk off into fake mouth sex toys and order instant noodles and pencils online.....here’s my card

I want a butthole one that way I can basically do anal without having to get poop on my dick

thoughts? anyone tried one?

I wanna be the kind of guy that girls suck off

Just imagine his card, my god.

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No joke, I also had one of these and blew the back out. And it doesn't even feel that great.
Waste of money.

wouldn't I go to jail if I buy one of those?

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his crippling social anxiety prevents him from going to target/walmart for stationary supplies

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Real capitalism, motherfuckers.

>20
that is boomer tech

it's illegal to own silicone where you live?

Now, how many bitcoins to get someone to do a sex toy like that?

..asking for a friend, of course.

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go to /jp/ they have a general up
if it's not up there is one in the archives
there you will find pastebin/ guides/ etc

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Oh wow, I gotta buy this.

yeah its good
you can poke a hole in the back too and it feels just like a pussy

Japs are fucked up but they make the best shit

Kinda like Germans

Why are German and japs such hard working disciplined people yet they're so fucked up?

Is it a work hard play hard type of thing?

He can't afford it with his 15$ of crypto-earnings.

how much for these?

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>dealing with w*men
yikes