Be honest, could you beat him in a fight?

Be honest, could you beat him in a fight?

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>manlet
possibly but then I'd get KGB'd hard

If i had a cane

japanese kid could

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Could you defeat him in kid toss?

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i wonder what would have happened if he broke his neck and died from this

Not in a fight with rules, cause I'm not trained.
I'm bigger, though, so maybe in a fight to the death but I'd have to avoid being BTFO by his technique. He's probably strong physically for a manlet, and knows what he's doing. Get in a bad position and he'll punish you viciously.
I want to drink with him instead.

of course, he is 70 years old and 120cm tall

>pulls out gun
heh... Freedom ain't free, Ivan.

Russia would invade Japan

It's fake

Nah I can stab him tho

I must 30cm taller and much younger so unless he pulls out an amazing trick....

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Yes. But I most probably could'nt beat Kadyrov because he's obsessed with sports and did boxing for a long time.

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>Not knowing Otsu Incident which led to the Russo-Japanese war

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no

I'll just count how many hits he'll land within 3 seconds

I-I can easily beat a Judo manlet!

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yeah. my favorite ballet was nutcracker

He’s a manlet with a tiny skull

Putin is 80 years old, and 110 cm tall, not a professional martial artist

>not a professional martial artist
Did you not see the black belt? Do you not know he was in the KGB? He would fuck you up lanky.

No he wouldnt. He is old and small. I could one hit KO that bitch

no, I'm just an orange belt

OH NO NO NO

Fedor Emelianenko DESTROYS Korean GiANT (vs. Hong Man Choi)
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The average chimpanzee is estimated to be 10x stronger than a fit human male. No I cannot defeat putanzee.

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i'd beat him easily, i have the power of Christ on my side, but he does not

putin is smaller and skinnier than that guy

He'd still fuck you up. He obviously knows much more about fighting than you, including KGB krav maga tier moves. He'd maim the shit out of you.

He's bigger, taller and a male but he's also over 65 so maybe I have a chance, I did judo too when I was a kid

I did some judo too.

no he wouldn't, i would beat him in literally 3 seconds

I'm ashamed that this is the president of my country.

I have no doubts i can knock him out with a good punch, but i'm not sure i can get one, i do boxing and my first instinct it's just to punch, he does Judo, if he gets my arm, it doesn't matter if i'm stronger, i'm going to get fucked. I once broke my fingers in a fight so i know that i cant do much with only one arm, i have a strong jaw, but that doesn't mean much if my wrist or elbow are broken.