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LADS

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wait what the fuck

twitter.com/timmyuk/status/1166982550499319808?

alri

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omfg why has he done this lmao

smooth as a babys bum

god damn it, Tim

howling

why is he doing this?

I'm creasing up at work, oh god.

omg haha
he has progressively been stripping in the photos for an hour lmao

*starts loudly singing The Stripper while clapping along and creasing*
BA DA BAAA
BA-DA BA BAA

someone ask him to pull his foreskin back

>will of the people
>only 27% of the public support the proroguing of parliament

more like willy of the people

This one is quite tasteful

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Corrr

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ffs he needs maybe he does need sectioning

what on earth is mr byrne doing

didn't notice the stool at first, thought he just had quads of steel

unironically like these ones

Bigger than mine

lmao

he needs to escape to america
cowardly brits did this to him

Maybe he’s drunk.

Stop body shaming Tim you insecure freaks!!!!!!

You are hot. Do you like scandi twinks?

get that piece of shit away from me

Did he have a hernia surgery? Wtf is that scar?

youtube.com/watch?v=mD7vyHujFio

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Can someone give me a quick rundown, I'm curious

What a wacky week this has been so far

does he often shave his pubes i wonder

Tim's gone off the deep end, Sunshine

Mentally ill vlogger finally snaps, posts todger on twitter.

long week of sitting at home and doing nothing except posting on Jow Forums, eh chink?

inb4 oxford bender recreates these pictures too

yesss

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IngrownPubeberg doing a number on me

our boys didnt die in the great war so benders could desecrate the poppy

>bills came out before I got paid again
AAAAAA

I want to shag her.

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of course not, they died in the great war to further globalist interests

im gonna get fucking sick

failed my driving test lads, stalled on the slip road onto a motorway

should've just jumped out their and killed myself

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I was right lads, it was a hernia scar.

That's why you save money

mogs me

>stalled on the slip road onto a motorway
what the fuck you absolute hazard

yeah I remember seeing that years ago on his facebook
probably still have it somewhere in my tim folder

>stalled on the slip road onto a motorway
how the fuck did you manage that?

I know but I don't like looking poorer than I expect when I check in on it

how did you manage that

they make you go on motorways now? when i did my test that wasnt a thing

alri

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On the edge of my seat for Tim's first video of the day

Wait. So he’s posted his cock before?

it might've been uphill and traffic was stopped

he's posted the top of his pelvis before

How the fuck can you stall on a sliproad?

he only uploaded that pic 5 minutes ago

If you live near one you have to do it I think. Otherwise it should be a duel carriageway or something they may or may not take you on.

playing classic wow lads

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Timothy James Byrne
@TimmyUk
5m5 minutes ago

... Note the inguinal hernia repair scar close to my Penis

LOL

haha

stickler for tradition, me

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hehe same, comfy morning no queues

i cant because it crashed

must have been something like that, yeh. I have no recollection of a slip road being anything other than rapid traffic in the UK.

the dentist is behind all of this

You recon any of the builders follow him on twitter? Wonder how he'll react to wolf whistles.

just noticed one of his preferred photo spots outside is next to the ‘escape route’ sign, reckon its got a deeper meaning lads?

I talk with some dumb jap with schizophrenia I met on interpals and it's extremely frustrating if I try to think about her like a normal person because she'd be a rude piece of shit
it's probably how tim acts to everyone

Other than wanting to escape from this craphole country because he's being terrorised?

Thinking about Emma Watson’s pussy. I want to fuck it.

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Go on

He looks like Brendan Fraser in the first pic

i take my mum's french bulldog for walkies every day and people will come up and say how cute she is
personally i think bulldogs are fucking hideous

If i lived in England id want to become a citizen of the United states of America

I like that spastic pause-and-jump thing they do when they're excited

Had a neighbour who had one. Pretty neat wee thing.

one of those things that people think is cute because it's so ugly
my university's mascot is a bulldog and it's the lamest shit ever, bulldogs are always out of breath and struggling to breathe

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imagine shagging this

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did you eat it, my oriental friend?
lmao

nice

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playing old school RuneScape lads

Has tim ever got any?