/brit/

Sucking a toenail

Hope it's yours...

aasadffddddd i want to fucking explode

imagine driving to tims house
i reckon i would freak out if i actually saw him

let me give you a fact

I don’t give a fuck about politics

I just like slags, football, drugs and crisps.

feel like timothy's willy isn't very impressive and his balls look very small no hate timmy

He's lost it

unless you plan on taking it on a plane

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this but also books and good choons

URGENT POLL

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PARTICIPATION IS MANDATORY

I call it bolitics

that’s only in checked luggage

Grab a chip

Greggs

apple products achieve a certain pengness that nothing else can come close to

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>never been about that
lol what? jingoism used to be far more extreme. 1910s was hyper-nationalism. 19th century was pretty bloody nationalistic as well. and the 1950s and 60s had their fair share.
>always had that
if EU law supersedes UK law, that is not sovereignty
i agree that we were sovereign enough to opt out of this agreement, which is why we have chosen to do it. but you can't say it has been easy to do that lol. while the government has muddied up brexit themselves since the get-go, it isn't all their fault, the way the EU has designed the process of leaving has made it incredibly difficult and obstructive to actually do
>lol we're not yanks fuck off
yanks got their sense of freedom from us, lad. they didn't invent it. since magna carta, britain has always stood for freedom over tyranny.

Bbc special on a autistic woman

Britain had great music, now you end up listening to ed sheeran and his zoomer songs if you don't want to listen to rap songs

>XD

Link

>the way the EU has designed the process of leaving has made it incredibly difficult and obstructive to actually do
How so?

Really need to have a massive wank
Any chance any man in would like to take a look at my willer before I tear it to shreds?

laptops 100% unless you want to play games
phones no you can get a samsung for 1/4 of the price which is as good

kind of feel sorry for huawei ngl

did the man move the bytes?

Just the latest in the line of their fuck ups. What are the odds of getting a macbook with no defects?

Still have nightmares about French class even though I've not had it in more than 6 years
Mental that

nah you can include graphics cards in them when you buy them
iphones are miles ahead and this is accepted fact. i’ve had android flagships for years and made the switch and i’ve never been happier

this is a brit only edition sorry pal

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thailad mate maybe you can help me. ive got this acer laptop running with win10. nothing fancy. was working alright and the day after when i try to boot it up, it gives a black screen after the acer logo. tried to boot it up many times, which gave the acer logo with repair mode something underneath and then black screen again. cant use safe mode. when i alt f10 ive got this blue screen with errore code 0xc0000225 you pc/device needs to be repaired blabla a required device isn't connected or cannot be accessed.
opened up the laptop, unplug and re plug what I could. still not working.
tried to install win10 on some usb stick and boot it with it, didn't work...

help

Holy pengoly!
youtube.com/watch?v=FKXSh14svlQ

faults on Windows products are a normal thing, it’s just so rare on apple products that it ends up on the news whenever it does happen

yeh but they are also the same price as a macbook
and as soon as a new one comes out everyone knows you have the old version
unlike with samsung i can have a 150 pound phone with a huge screen and people presume its really expensive

Come on lad

youtube.com/watch?v=wViZZnPFNb4

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i don’t care about people’s opinion
i care about having a quality phone that’s pleasant to use and doesn’t use andr*id

Get a pizza order in or a Chinese

Why does bbc newsroom start with sport news lol

go away for a day and tim's posting nudes
mad world

a deal has to be approved by 28 member states, it will only accept a deal that benefits the EU and is negative for britain because they don't want to encourage others leaving (which is common sense from a business point of view of course, but it doesn't bode well for being very supportive of countries leaving their club), it has tried to push the irish backstop issue as the main topic of this debate to stall any discussion of economic deals
that greek guy, yanis varoufakis, has outlined before that the EU plays by a certain playbook to whittle down their opponents and get their own way. you can look him up

I'm at toil

only play my adult nip games on a mac

Did I lisp?

just reckon with iphones you pay for the logo
macs are actually worth the money
whilst a smart phone is literally only a smart phone they all do the same things

So, I do it all the time

mid 2014 rMBP battery shot, screen damaged and heats up to 40 degrees

time to bite the bullet and buy a new macbook me thinks

as I was saying

Google the error code lad: 0xc0000225

There seems to be a lot of guides to fixing it and I've got to go very shortly so I can't really go through the trial and error with you. I can be here again in about an hour if you still need help.
>rare
lmao
youtu.be/AUaJ8pDlxi8

The Tim Show

tim shaves better than me
a bigger willy than me

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gonna have a shower

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have you ever used an iphone? you’ll see why they’re so expensive then

nothing important is going on citizen, watch the men play the games now :)

cos u can do a dog filter on ur face?

yeh my last two phones were iphones
tell me something the best iphone can do that the best samsung phone cant then

Uncomfortable viewing for Rorke
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im sorry but zoey was based

i tried. I've got to boot with a usb with windows on it but i just can't make it work for some reason. i tried to make it bootable with different softwares to no avail. this is driving me mad. I'll be here all day I'll wait for you

hope it all works out for you lads

then I ran him out of /brit/

Do you have a nickname for your willer? I call mine The Duke

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iphones are really not good value for money

Macs are a more convincing value proposition when compared to the competition

>Ruth Davidson

Fuck off, u look like a man

iphones are literally the same price as macbooks

nationalism has always been incredibly minor in england and wales. scotland and ireland are a slightly different picture but "british" nationalism has never really been a thing nor english nationalism.
>if EU law supersedes UK law, that is not sovereignty
it doen't though. On your second point you are absoultely correct and this is why michael foot et al in the original joining referendum said guys if you join this you will never be able to leave because it will become too complicated to leave. There is a difference between interconnectiveness and an absense of sovernigty though.
>yanks got their sense of freedom from us, lad. they didn't invent it. since magna carta, britain has always stood for freedom over tyranny.
a better example you should use is the The English Bill of Rights signed in 1689 by William and Anne. Magna carta might have started it but it is this bill that truly changed the future of western democracy. these fundamental freedoms are not impinged upon by the eu. they are the closest thing to a constitution for this country.

Apple products are always overpriced and meme tier
Can't imagine you guys buying them without thinking of mr shekelstein rubbing his hands
>inb4 you use android/windowsphone/whatever hurr
Get rid of the smartphone jew and free yourselves

It just works!

attract females

*shuts the door*

why would i be uncomfortable, i'm smiling
like i said earlier, if you've been here for decades and you haven't applied for citizenship yet, that's your own damn fault you lazy idiot, not ours.

Just read the news
Why did Timmy do it?

Laptops are being rendered irrelevant by smartphones

ohh yeh got my new samsung ping pong x5000 8 core phone yeah oh shit it’s crashed and bricked on the first day for fuck sake

come bristol or tell me where to meet you pussio

Been using the same phone for 5 years

need a new car and a new laptop

subsequetious blatter

bet you dont even have a phone you bum

Living a 2G lifestyle

reckon this is the real zoe

my dual core iphone is faster, smoother, less prone to crashes and better looking than your 2019 flagship android because it’s OPTIMISED for its hardware and designed by white people and not chinese/koreans who don’t understand the western market

cant order my drugs on a iphone

Can't be faster, not 5G enabled

a good reply mate, cheers. i do disagree on you with nationalism though, it was definitely a major part of british life from the late 19th century to the end of WWI

I don't see how an error like this, which is just corrupt or missing system files would also prevent you booting from USB. Can you try a CD? Or double check the USB is actually bootable.

>buting drugs online

see you in prison la

yikes

its sly how they make every new version of the iphone different so every can tell the new ones apart

*Ok Google*

*Meaning of subsequetious*

could've sworn I clicked Jow Forums