>Got plans for the game tonight?
>sits at home all night on his computer like a robot
>calls others NPCs for going out and experiencing new things
The most ironic part of this shitty reddit meme is that the people who are posting it are the real NPCs. So far I've seen it aimed at people who travel, soldiers, people who socialize, people who dance, athletes and people who go camping/hiking. They can't seem to realize that these are some of the top activities protagonists do in the vidya they go home and play every night. 90% of people who post this meme are background NPCs who walk to and from work, while not even having enough programming to form more than a forced 1 sentence response when interacted with. While the people you accuse of being scripted NPCs go out and live, you pathetically chuckle in your mind and then go home to upload it to the NPC board that is Jow Forums.
besed OP
>"""new""" things
Yep gotta love all that sportsball and beer, never gets old, always stays new!
*Rapidly skips through your dialogue script because I've heard it all before*
what's something fun to do?
should I play a video game?
all I do is work and stare at my bleeding shitcoins :/ and I'm trying again at nofap...
No fap?
Day 74 of no fap; As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me. Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike. I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth. As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
tfw day 6 of no fap and this is basically already me
this but non-metaphorically
It's ok fren. I'm impressed by your AI.
thanks to biz I hold Chainlink and Enigma. So comfy while my friends foolishly buy LTC.
FACK YOURE TOTALLY RIGHT, ENOUGH BIZ FOR THE DAY
what game?
You're not a mlb fan heh
The npc meme is phase two of whatever psyop the boomer memes were. Don't be a patsy, every life is sacred under the law; self determined exceptions are not a burden worth carrying. Be happy, healthy and well anons. We will all make it.
one of us... one of us
Did you guys see ravens vs. rangers last night?
Latching on to the flavour of the month meme is quintessential NPC behaviour, you can’t blame them for it
The best part about this meme is how hard it triggers NPCs kek
When does phase three begin? We need to fight back.