How do I get a job as a sex toy tester?

How do I get a job as a sex toy tester?

> tfw best possible job
> doable remotely
> would even do on part-time minimum wage

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unfortunately you have to be able to compare it to a real vagina so you're out of luck

A lot of jobs sound like a hell of a lot of fun but would be horrible if they were your actually job this is one
Plus if sex you tester was a real job It would involve a lot of dildos and dildees

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>only using fleshlights and dildos that havent made it thru QA yet...

really activates my almonds

lmao

Look at this savage

When they're at the testing phase though it's a nearly finished product though, do you have any idea how QA actually works?

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rekt

Hahaha

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fatality

>gets new machine delivered
> dick gets yanked off in said machine
Did not pass testing.

based

Manlets. When will they learn?

Lanklet BTFO

hear me out here guys

what if you made a fleshlight that felt like a hand?

BTFO

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K.O.

take all my internets sir

This cunts probably Australian

OP didn't even come back after this KO. Hit the X on the tab and is gone forever

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oof

Shrekt

fpbp

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Tyranossaurus rekt

How much link for a tube of burn cream?

You don't want that. They'll send you all the sample crap that might not be safe yet and burns your dick off
>

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