Frankish Empire = Rus
France = Ukraine
Germany = Russia
Crimea = Alsace
Alsatians speak German dialect but it's being replaced by French since Treaty of Versailles in 1918
1940 — Germany annexed Alsace again and merged it with Baden-Württemberg but lost by the end of war in 1945
74 years since then, can you imagine if Germany annexed Alsace again?
Discuss
Putin is not Hitler
CRIMEA IS ROSSYIA
So who's Middle Francia/Italy?
I was supporting Russia until this thread. Now I am full on NATO and Ukraine's side(not the Ukraine).
President Putin is a monkey.
Elsass das... ?
What about Metz that spoke French but goths tryed to germanize?
Alsace-Moselle is French and will always be, the Republic is one and indivisible and there's nothing you can do about.
>President Putin is a monkey.
Take it back.
Elsass-Lothringen ist deutsch
I've never left Austrasia for longer than a week, I think. Feels weird.
You can't say that.
gib Königsberg
EU = USSR
ALL belongs to the holy EUSSR
What a retard you are
>there's nothing you can do about.
Wait for the referendum. It's coming. When EU collapses after the economical recession induced by the Brexit, there will be a new germano-russian axis and there will be a huge turnover among European nations. Elsässer will vote en-masse in order to integrate the new union. And Macron will only damage control since the nuclear material is not functional. Screechings will be loud and tears will flood the streets.
>deutsch
First it's Moselle and not whole Lothrigen you retard.
And at best they have a sense of regional identity and consider themselves as alsacians. But Germans? Hell no you're just the place with cheap stores for them.
New Francia.
From the Atlantic to the Volga
lmao, look at this delusional retard
> When EU collapses after the economical recession induced by the Brexit
>France = Ukraine
>Germany = Russia
You comepred it based on what? Wanna say the Ukraine now is a top-tire country like France back than? Wanna say Russia like Germany was divided in 500+ little counts while the Ukraine was a centre of Eastern European culture? You could get Poland at least, because this country simply existed in the times when Rus was in the state like of Pre France-Prussian war Germany.
>Hell no you're just the place with cheap stores for them.
t. never been there outside of Strasbourg
Never forget
He's probably a brit in holidays. French people are stupid but usually not THAT deluded.
Alsace is Lotharingian (not to be confused with Lorrainian) clay
Kek
/fr/ are top tier retards sharing and feeding delirious visions of the world
Economical recession is induced by ageing and shrinking population.
Not really. Mosel (Moselle in french, what people confuse with Lothringen/Lorraine) is lotharingian, they speak a franconian dialect of german, while the alsatians speak alemannic dialects of german like the german part of switzerland.
Honestly after the fucking meme that is
>GRAND
>EST
I can’t believe the french deserve either any more. At the very least, make them independent border states à la Belgium/Luxembourg.
I never understood why the neo nazi losers of Jow Forums are so obsessed by Alsace.... why don’t they behave similarly with the Basque Country, at least the landscapes are wonderful, or the region of Nice, at least the landscapes are wonderful too and that’s wealthy.
The historical region of Lotharingia is much bigger than that, but Alsace left it in the 10th century and that's why I said it actually belonged to Lotharingia/Lorraine.
I don't understand what are you talking about.
>mfw Paris turned regional identities into meme indentities
Paris turned the most powerful entity on the continent into a shithole filled with africans, don't worry we all have a laugh on this marvellous show kek
Make Texas and California and the Dixies and Alaska and Hawaii independent border States first
Oh and don’t forget to suck a germ dick, asshole.
Is the Luxembourgish dialect still prevalent? Even Luxembourgish (from the grand-duchy) themselves don't seem to care to speak French or German when they leave their house.
Middle Francia is from where the Holy Roman Empire and by extent Germany is formed.
>I never understood why the neo nazi losers of Jow Forums are so obsessed by Alsace....
Anyone with any sense of justice does revolt against the unrightful occupation of Elsass by the French
>most powerful entity on the continent
France had bigger population than whole Russian Empire in Napoleon's age
that's East Francia. Middle Francia didn't have a long independent life.
>Make Texas and California and the Dixies and Alaska and Hawaii independent border States first
We all, ALL would support it, you know.
Middle Francia was the Emperor, while East Francia was just central part of Germany
The rank of middle Francia is higher, no matter whose throne was inherited by whom
Holy Roman Empire is just the Frankish Empire without western Francia
The Roman Empire was reformed with Western Francia in it, it was only after the first emperor went to the mountain that it split from it
It's just a meme like Flemish nationalism
I've met a Flemish nationalist on Jow Forums. He said that his endgame is to annihilate the country and merge with Netherlands
mutts have a raging hardon for germany and learned something something alsace in their 30 hours of required civics at high school
So just like you?
>t.
The Dutch speaking part is the most influential part of Belgium, there's bare anything to get independent from. Why should they want to become our bitches?
>a place that is now a shithole and is nowhere near germany now
they can keep it
lol nice try, kraut I was born in Alsace, my father's family settled there many generations ago and I feel more french than german, so now fuck off. Also Alsace is dead, it's the most diverse region of France, I wouldn't mind our current government to give you that land back so you take in even more immigrants.
As I understand it, that "Flemish nationalist" sees Flemish and Dutch as completely same people
You're a cuck nothing more
>muh everyone who doesn't embrace German culture is a cuck
Why would I feel German when you lost both WW? Maybe if you had won WW1 & 2 I'd have felt more german than french but since you missed your chance twice...
Vive le France
No need to be so mad, theoretically you could just make a referendum in Alsace.
Bondage is most popular porn category in Alsace
You can't erase genetics
Source please
>Hell no you're just the place with cheap stores for them
literally this lmao I go to Germany all the time just to do shopping and buy computer parts because it's cheaper.
One of the pornhub stats pages
It also had Ile de France as ebony
How does pornhuh get it lol, it's a private data
I don't get the connection between bondage and Germans