/brit/

icon

Attached: Screen Shot 2019-08-29 at 3.32.25 pm.png (180x270, 85K)

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=3V8-PbBmdBA
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567090084399.webm
twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1167055049614381056
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

mans going to sainsburys

you're fron sainsbury's aren't you

It just occurred to me Tim shaves his balls

Anyone fart a lot after waking up?

*picks up the dead ball effortlessly breezes past 3 defenders and punts it into the top right of the stadium*

Some trans girls are qt enough that I'd hold their hand in public

Attached: tumblr_mtr8stHZmZ1rz6r8so1_1280.png (620x568, 491K)

babette baboon

no mine are usually still loading

*goes for an ill-fated volley*

*picks up the ball and goes home*

Depends on hair and shape of the jaw for me.

my plan for the next month or so
buy a 1 series
then buy a electric scooter to put in the boot for when im drunk becus i drink drive way too much and it would be pretty gutting to be banned when i actually have a good car and a job

Oi

that's not a ball, that's my wife!

>World of virgincraft

Creasing

*Kicks the ball and smashes a car's mirror with it*
*Runs off*

Is it true if Northerners see a man pushing a pram they think he is a poof?

yeah crimes and that

Attached: npr.png (580x598, 297K)

>1 series

HELLO deano!

>drink drive
Brits have to admit this sounds stupid as shit
sometimes I think you just say things differently to be special

Much you looking spend I've one going mate

Na but it isn't uncommon for children to be pushed in a pram until they become teenagers

i am unironically the reincarnation of vladimir nabokov

it will cost between 8-9 and i will only pay for 1.5-2.5 for it
otherwise i wont get the money

it's out

Attached: _108535965_ewtop10-nc.png (2666x1875, 144K)

A worse corruption of the language than even Ebonics.

Wat

most brits would say "I drive drunk too much" but we definitely call the act, "drink driving"

*cuts inside and crosses it to you from the left wing*
ON THE VOLLEY!!

State

youtube.com/watch?v=3V8-PbBmdBA
wanna shag this translator

i was going to buy a like 2014 golf until i realised a 1 series is basically the same price

Isla is a fucking whore's name, never known an Isla to not be a turboslut
stop giving baby girls slut names

Is you new shtick spamming cunny threads on Jow Forums?

golfs are so bland

Lucy would get it corrr

hahah yeah deano that is EPIC man hahah you out later lad? got a table and gonna get some grey goose in hahah epic this bird has been sendin me bare snapchats all day xxx

and this is my daughter, Ameveliabella

should name all female babies 'sue' so we have an army of managers

same with Ava

3 types of people are guaranteed to be dickheads on the road:

1. White van drivers
2. Audi/BMW drivers
3. VW golf drivers

and America has an army of Karens asking to see them

>xxx

*hoofs it from the defence*
*striker carrying the team gets it on the half volley and hoofs it into the top corner*

ah yes, hoofy

an army of Letishas to work as call centre customer service

*raises my offside flag because the scorer is black*
nothin personal kid

>it’s a have to leave for toil but my shit is giving me a hard time episode

doing a cheeky drink drive lads

butter the toast
eat the toast
shit the toast
god, life's relentless

Any /gaybrits/ want to lick my feet

good choice lad

this and private hire taxis

aha i remember hitting rocks with a tennis racket and shattering my older brother's windscreen
copped it for that

Deano seems to lead a pretty nice life
Why do people make fun of him

*slide tackles ngubu from behind*

thoughts?

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567090084399.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567090084399.webm
i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567090084399.webm

*raises paw*
what about polo drivers

*holds up spork*

his life is great no doubt but its shallow
ignorance is bliss n all that

why did they get the 1 lad who cant pronounce his Rs to say rag

uni committee teams always post corny goofy shit like this, this isn't new

SHAKE YORR BOOCKET ALL FORR
WRAG WRAG WRAG

used to live near a school named LSU in Camden (London)

that was.....a long time ago though

*makes a tackle*
*kicks it out despite 3 passing options calling for it*
if in doubt kick it out lads

what the fuck is wrong with men

Attached: simp.jpg (1080x764, 137K)

Was going to poo in the toil 'ets but the cleaner came in

howling

*man

Attached: Screenshot_20190829_155128.jpg (691x845, 262K)

LOL this punk thought he was getting pussy

Aye. Happened with me and my mates back in junior school. Ended up smashing a school bus' mirror and the driver got really mad haha. Also got kicked onto a construction site where the school was being extended and it got thrown back.

*wins back the ball*
*lays it off to the lad with the foren name*

utter specimen

did she shake it for you

Attached: Screenshot_20190829_135832.jpg (1080x799, 691K)

top lads

wonder what those blokes in the paintings would say if they could speak

No ended up autistically walking straight back out when I heard "cleaner" before I even got my trousers down.

*saves the world*

Attached: 1567018815822.jpg (800x450, 56K)

Attached: Screenshot_20190829_123554.jpg (1080x486, 153K)

thought that bint in the red dress lost her job

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HES PROPERLY LOST IT

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1167055049614381056
twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1167055049614381056
twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1167055049614381056

>junior school
FOY

brexit

once saw a female cleaner go into a public lavs on holiday so I rushed in there and wapped it out at a urinal haha

he's harder here than the other ones
bet moosey's a fluffer

it's raining

Attached: 435983485.jpg (480x360, 10K)