Be walking around in berlin

ich spreche nicht deutsch*

>>"Hallo! would you like to do an interview?"
>what's the correct move here?

- Hey bitche watcha doing? C'mon with me I have some meat for ya.

if you are a refugee you are required by law to rape her otherwise you go to prison.

Ask her it she wants to do [something autistic]

Where do you get all the videos about this girl burger?

>360°
>Walk away
You probably meant 180° Rudolph

Because he's obsessed

Just act like a normal guy, lol:

*ahem*

Yeah, sure..about what? But before that, how about you and me go and eat some bratwurst and drink some beer.

Some fat cow and maria are teaching german and harrassing ppl on the street.
They're autistic as fuck and awkward at all times.

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gimme the link on this based blonde chick
I guess she have a YT channel

Ich will fragen, "Bezüglich?"

I honestly wouldn't know what I would do if Maria approached me on the street.
I would probably spill all of my spaghetti, every last strand.

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>what's the correct move here?
agree and answer all questions incorrectly, oddly.

Newfag

Ejaculate in your underwear and pass out only to be caught by Maria

>fat cow
god yes. i want to punch her throat for just being so fat.

whatsya need to know, white nigger you

>youtube.com/watch?v=fhvYNSgwOdE
Be one's own identity?
She's round and her tits are hanging, she's been fat all her life.
At least maria is there for contrast.

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is maria actually autistic or is she just german?

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Grow some tits first then we can talk

thanks mate

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Probably not really autistic because even if it's awkward she seems extremely outgoing and like she doesn't struggle too much with talking.
Face is more than bags of milk

nu

Any links of her speaking English?

Germans are almost all completely awkward and autistic so its really hard to tell.

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absolute plebeian tier taste

Based kikebro

having an erection is always good.

Kek

we gotta see her feet before
feet is plebian-tier beauty

I AM GREEK

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She can probably make good wine.

my ideal women, both facial appearance and behavior.

am I ok?

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you're not allowed to like them

You're good oleg.

Dégage nouveaukop1

I want to hit this face

>be visiting berlin
>maria approach me for interview
>doesn't speak german
>she moves on

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I’m gonna learn German so I can get a gf like Maria. Wish me luck!

>"no sorry"
>put head down
>speedwalk away

you tell me why

Cuz she’s german

Viel Gluck, Carlos!

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and what? she must be proud to have the RUSSIAN BVLL

>french
>I am french
>FRENCH

>ninja-run away

Germany is a nation of autists
Only the English, Dutch and Flemings are normal amongst the Germanic peoples

Its cute though!