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classictales.educ.cam.ac.uk/stories/metamorphoses/thesusandtheminotaur/transcripttheseusandtheminotaur.pdf
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Is anyone who posts below me a flaming homosexual?

Will this thread gonna get deleted within 5 minutes?

is life worth it?

We need a new toy.

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ok it was a joke, from now on we stop being retards

suck my dick?

Will we stop being retards?

Accept Jesus in every way possible.

>No, I won't open balk today.
>hand open browser
>type in Jow Forums
>NO PLEASE NO
>clicks Jow Forums
>I CAN'T HOLD OUT ANYMORE I START MAKING AUTISTIC GESTURES
>INT
>BALK
>NOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOO AAAAGH
>open and make a low quality shitpost
>am calmed down
>regret it right after

Anyone else like this?

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Seems like something Tranita would own.

lmao

gay but christian at the same time
in typical cognitive dissonance tranita style

am I a good boy?

Seems like something you'd like to try :3.

Is tranita, tranlo, autistic boy and xposed the same person?

we know how you like your sopa, andryu

Not when I'm on vacation. I'm here today because I've been granted yesterday 30 gigs for a month

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neva forget
one of us
here forever

Greex, what the fuck?
I read the story of Theseus and the Minotaur yesterday. Prolly a shortened version of it. The battle was below my expectations. Also Theseus is a cunt.

Stop projecting, animegay.

Ko praite bebsita

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Alright lads in the interest of the thread do this personality test instead.
mgram.me/en/user/profiling/edit?d=12
You'll need a throwaway email btw.
Scroll down on results page and this is at the end of it. Lets see your virgin probability here.

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Minotaur got cucked

Not gonna do this animeretard

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The Spanish version is better.

You won't get me doxxxed, XpoZed...

Greex dreaming of defeating the KARA BOĞA desu.

O zaman tuvalet mi temizleyecen askeriye de :D

what's a Tranita?

So that's mine, good luck with the test.

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Read the story of Circe, the Minotaur's aunt.

Theseus crushed some pucci in the end too iirc

One of our three Bulgarian trannies that post ITT. This one larps as a Christian and has room temperature IQ.

If Tranita has room temperature IQ your IQ is negative.

this

Who is the third? Missed many threads

Tranita literally can't grasp what falsification is, that's below room temperature but I was being generous.

Öğrenci yurdunda kalacam riiiiii

mckinneyzps.weebly.com/uploads/6/0/1/3/60133965/the_wind_king_and_the_witch_circe.pdf
classictales.educ.cam.ac.uk/stories/metamorphoses/thesusandtheminotaur/transcripttheseusandtheminotaur.pdf
Here. Are they this short or are these the shortened versions...

Yea. Then the mad lad ditched the thot lmao.

You're an IT nerd right?

will serbia get destroyed in our lifetime?

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seems like there's a big psyop going on in this general

not really, magyartard is at least well informed

>magyarbaits
He's a codemoney, IT Nerd is too generous of a title for him.
>magyartard
>well informed
He's well indoctrinated that's for sure but not even close to informed.

No (as in, I don't study anything IT-related), but I am a ST*Mfag. I don't know why so many of you have assumed that I study CS, I never said that.

Should I go to McD?

Gledal sm si4kite epizodi

Reroll

I'm gonna binge till i pass out

Are you Homosexual, 8ball?

Why does fyrombey larps this hard, whats his endgame

Bulgarian thread.

>indoctrinated
maybe a bit but he always gives much better arguments when arguing with tranita
even sifirbey does lmao remember that argument about kurds? tranita doesnt even factcheck

...

The game was rigged from the start.

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I need Windows 10 LTSC. Should I:

1. Use this Jow Forums guide
rentry.co/ltsc_optimized

2. Just install the original iso and try to disable shit like telemetry later

3. Get a version with shit already removed/added from RuTracker?

4) have sex

5) incel

Try being 0.024 :')

6) with your sister

7) Dilate

Went to make lunch and to eat, came back to 1 new thread finished and +100 replies unread from the first thread and this one

Yesterday barely one thread was finished...don't get it la

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So if you live in a 400,000 city, out of which ~200,000 will be women, that's about 50 women you're compatible with, 25% of which are under-18 and another 66% which are over 25.

So you're looking at 10% - 20% depending on whether you're age-flexible. That's 5-10 women around your age in the entire 400k city.

Considering the fact that only the top 20% of those can be considered hot, you're looking at 1 to 2 women :(

Fyrombey posts

8) for the glory of Russia

dead or not?
youtu.be/FHNk0-7hW3U

dobri cifri bajo

9) have sex

depressing

>not considering they're already taken
:') What now?

10) with your qt cousin

Ne ste maje ako ne qdete luti 4u6ki

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They would also be 1/4,000 so they'd be in shit relationships (easy to steal from their bf's).

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Sorry I don't use Windows, you should probably ask on Jow Forums. But as far as I know LTSC has ways to disable pretty much every bullshit consumer experience and (almost all) telemetry features. Of course, if you're really concerned about privacy, you shouldn't use Windows at all.

>Of course, if you're really concerned about privacy, you shouldn't use Windows at all.
yes yes but that's not an option

Yes but I don't want non-virgin women.

Just change your personality, bro xD

Why do w*stern retards always try to lecture people about their own countries and people with their limited knowledge coming from Jow Forums memes, media and wikipedia (and that is if they even bother to look at wikipedia.)
They sound cringy as fuck, i wouldn't be complaining if they knew what they're talking about but they literally don't know what they're talking about lol.

Ne oldu? Ermeni sorunu mu yine?

Hows the ban treating you?

Because they have a false perception of what people are like and want to flaunt their perceived superiority over the rest of us. Much like redditors like to flaunt their "intelligence" but end up looking like absolutely retarded cringelords.

11) take SuperMaleVitality

>in this game you can have sex with an alien, Y / N ?
>"so are you into that ?"

>in this game you can fly through endless space with a complicated UI, Y / N ?
>"i-it's just a game fellow human"

>in this game you can guide the evolution of life forms and teraform planets, Y / N ?
>"ayy vei, shut it down the monkeys are onto us"

>in this game you can be a space pirate, a genocidal tyrant, a murderous zeno hater, Y / N ?
>"ayy gevalt it's like another autopsy"

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have sex

8ball you tranla?

should i drink today?

I made a mistake of browsing Jow Forums outside of /tr/ and /balk/ and /his/.

Is humanity doomed?

Why do you care? There are also niggers browsing pol, it's just satirical

very well then...

Will I be alive to reach my 30s?

...

If I tie my hands on the back of a chair whilst I'm sitting on it, at the same time balance an egg on a spoon in my mouth and not being allowed given egg to fall down, could I still beat up 5 westerners at once?

I sense an Effendov ITT...

Intersting choice

Anyone knows how can I sound better when I speak in english?

I have somewhat good understandings of it but when I talk I sound like one of those mad ruskis in cs:go some people even said I sound french

You need to spend time among people who have nice native speaker accents.

History was made today

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