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for whom the bellend tolls edition

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thebasedYank edition

Lewis your mum is really fit, send me her snapchat

Makes you think doesn't it

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don't post it

Why do some people strike up convo at urinals ?awkward as fuck
Some african fella started speaking to me saying he was from zimbabwe and i go harare? and hes pure clapping me on the shoulder whilst were pishing going MY BRUDDA

are you the only spastic that hasnt clocked shes a lezza?

it

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Where my bowl patrol niggas at?

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why does 190 hate black people so much?

either come bristol or post addy u likkle pusssioooo

On this day in British History

>1594 – The christening of Prince Henry of Scotland is celebrated with the Masque at the baptism of Prince Henry at Stirling Castle.
>1727 – Anne, eldest daughter of King George II of Great Britain, is given the title Princess Royal.
>1791 – HMS Pandora sinks after having run aground on the outer Great Barrier Reef the previous day.
>1799 – The entire Dutch fleet is captured by British forces under the command of Sir Ralph Abercromby and Admiral Sir Charles Mitchell during the War of the Second Coalition.
>1942 – World War II: The Battle of Alam el Halfa begins.
>1945 – The Japanese occupation of Hong Kong comes to an end.
>1945 – The Allied Control Council, governing Germany after World War II, comes into being.

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jealous, he literally wants to be zoey so bad. look at the way he used to post compared to the past year or so

>that sad lad who said I was obsessed for posting Timmy related posts every other week
Not so boring now is it?

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indeed it does, indeed it does

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Gareth, are all these gonna be about war?

you live in st pauls lad
i hear thats where all the basketball folk live

Did this before accidentally

Someone stunk the place out so I was like btw that wasn't me when washing my hands and then it turned into a full blown conversation with some guy in middle of toilets. Fucking realised he was probably some bender and fled on foot

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literally all me

Shit that was tomorrow’s one, here’s today’s

On this day in British History

>1350 – Battle of Winchelsea (or Les Espagnols sur Mer): The English naval fleet under King Edward III defeats a Castilian fleet of 40 ships.
>1475 – The Treaty of Picquigny ends a brief war between the kingdoms of France and England.
>1778 – American Revolutionary War: British and American forces battle indecisively at the Battle of Rhode Island.
>1807 – British troops under Sir Arthur Wellesley defeat a Danish militia outside Copenhagen in the Battle of Koge.
>1831 – Michael Faraday discovers electromagnetic induction.
>1842 – Treaty of Nanking signing ends the First Opium War. By the end of the war the British had lost 69 men whilst Qing China had lost an estimated 20,000.
>1930 – The last 36 remaining inhabitants of St Kilda are voluntarily evacuated to other parts of Scotland
>1950 – Korean War: British troops arrive in Korea to bolster the US presence there.
>1966 – The Beatles perform their last concert before paying fans at Candlestick Park in San Francisco.

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for the non neet lads

pret are doing free "drinks" tomorrow from 10-11

realising a password on their twitter at 6

p much

been about ends since i was 14-15 but not on gang shit

most of this applies to me but I don't actually have Schizoid PD because if I did I wouldn't yearn for companionship

beyond peng

time will change that

hate womyn like this

>haha Stella and fags, one of da ladz

this is why you should piss in the cubicles

nice
i one dipped a lass on her doorstep in st pauls once

So you're saying in future I wont feel lonely?

PUSSY AHAHAHAHA save me the job and just end yourself

bit sad theres no panty flash

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lmao beta a f

you sound like an incel

reminder 190's has an absolute redemption of a character arc and he's without a doubt one of the best lads here now

NO FUCKING WAY IS THAT HER !?!?

TIM JUST POSTED A VIDEO
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ye she got fat

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reminder 190 has been constantly spamming today becus he is jealous about the constant tim talk

in the toilet at toil rn

uhm..

still would easy

she looks like pete doherty now
grim

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ahaha at fess?

those tats are hideous

Yes I am an incel, problem?

First date since Feb this evening lads

aye

aye this is nouveaux aisha, shes put on a fair bit of timber but if you ask me its gone to the right places

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yea, have sex

yikes

whats her twitter/insta now

you might. but if that is you, you’ll find that you’re generally better on your own

>why, yes, i'm 190 - how could you tell?

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He takes it from wikipedia

indeed

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no im the biggest wreck

some yank has her followed because its private

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mud

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she was more cuter when she was skinny

she’s turned into a fat fucking cunt

get on a treadmill

fuck sake

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a police officer knocks his door at the end lmao

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fucking based lad what's she like

kill yourselves

@ other aishaposter post the rarest aisha you have

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Aisha and Sara, both fell apart so quickly.
British genetics and all that.

Aisha no!

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its gonna get taken down hes showing the nude shots from twitter

ahh much better

is she qt :)

twitter allows nudity, there's porn stars constantly posting pics and vids there.

dont have this one

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alri

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she was always bland tranny tier

Knocking this beef eating lark on the head, had a really sad dream I was talking to a cow that could speak and I felt fucking anguish in my soul that I eat his species. They're so intelligent with personalities they're like dogs 2bh, they even like music, how can you kill em? The only beef I eat is in burgers where I would always prefer a chicken burger anyway so it won't be hard to give it up. I'd love to give up lamb as well but the only time i'd eat lamb is in kebabs and thats once in a blue moon. Not going to kick myself if I have a drunk burger like, as long as im making a concious effort not to eat a cow

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no im talking about his latest youtube video

This is top quality banter

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she should have got a few sunbeds instead of those edgy tats

Your dumbass Parliament really should have just accepted Brexit and fucking left immediately.

brits just drink too fucking much

doing an aphex twin

...

ww1 didn't happen

no it literally does not

last 15 seconds someone comes in and he turns it off, soudns like it could be a policeman since tim says hes come before, this might just be the end

I really self-hating Americans ought to be killed

Reminder to be nice to James today as his girlfriend dumped him yesterday for being an emoji spamming drip.

lads looking like this back pain might not be so bad

fucking get in. I said GET IN!!!!

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lmao this is how he should be treated tbf

insufferable
jesus fucking wept

Tim's got a teddy sex dungeon and the builders are building closer and closer to it

Why is virgin hair such as mine so overreactive to the wind

She actually is so I'm a little nervy that something isn't quite as seems.
That's said my Hinge profile is looking braw these days.

He went back to 2014 to get it