/brit/ + /eire/

chinks are subhuman in every respect

*moves my whole extended family into your neighbourhood, starts up several businesses, takes your jobs and has my teenage son date your preteen daughter*

hahah, sorry lad x

i have it on good authority tismomick may return from a long absence for one night only in the near future

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suck my arse guy do you want it in my accent or yours

listening to the chemical brothers

i've shagged more turkish birds than you have

now this, THIS, is based

Dubs and we all get brexit gfs

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You say something? I wasn't listening

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Really want to leave London, and if people ask me why I want to tell them "Because I want to go back to England". Is that considered acceptable normie banter, or would it go down as racist in polite company? Been on Jow Forums so long it's difficult to remember how to converse in the real world.

consider sexual intercourse

any way to see which post on Jow Forums got the most (You)s in the archive?

Already too many foreigner posts

virginoidal freakazoid

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im not a jack
im a tim

any wow classic man in

i welcome our TURK masters

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yeah thanks

oi you stole my digits your crafty pikey cunt, give em back

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aye level 34 hunter

need to be held

Dibs on that posh bint (the one who is of legal age, not the one who looks like a young boy)

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need to be weld

got irreversible brain damage from years of isolation

assbringer eu

need to be healed

Excuse me mate but I was trying to post my snack

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I feel very much alive and renewed lads

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as a londoner I will definitely tell you that will be considered racist no matter what

Working class friends: Here. Have all my food. I will nourish you for free my child.
Rich friends: if you used my salad dressing can you e-transfer me 10 cents

The scran-man hath arrived

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lmao rorke’s daughter has a chest tattoo a nose ring and supports corbyn

Got irreversible brain damage from vaccines and from being exposed to stoopid people for years

>got irreversible brain damage from years of isolation

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currently preparing for a raid on the alliance

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just add "rural" before England and you won't get shunned by the citymongs permanently

you need sex

poo unironically smells of poo

so fucking thirsty

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I don'r have sex with animals mate, apart from your mother that is, she is a very dirty whore

China is curing gamers
God bless Xi

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spotted on my drive home lmao.. wonder if hes been watching tims vids and felt inspired

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can you take type again except in non virgin speak ta x

youtu.be/_R9an8AU3No?t=46 good tune like

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>world of warcraft!!!

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What Boris did is completely legal and constitutional

Love how seething leftoids are

return to tradition

Leftypol:

>We never agreed on a no deal brexit. We should be more measured with such an important decision rather than just leaving for its own sake.

Rorke:

>OHHHHH DOMMY DOMMY!

david lammy is a fat lipped baboon who should be sent back to africa

mboko

had a nice dinner planned with the gf but shes had to go on an emergency business trip to London with her boss. so annoying.

honestly the whole tim posting nudes business is really weird if you think about it lads

Terminator?

SCREAMING

mental how you thought that was funny in your head

imagine being ugly and liking your parents
unreal levels of cuckery

The builders have pushed him too far

youtube.com/watch?v=x2I7HJMOfYA

not really
free country innit

was squeezing my knob over my boxers to some hentai just now and accidentally came all over the shop. disaster.

do brits really cut their penis off?

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youtube.com/watch?v=tMkK4JR-pho
choon

Well thats my evening sorted

twitter.com/Ellen64179402/status/1167129882951897088

Would anyone be interested in a /britexiles/ thread, a thread solely for Brits fed up with the johnny foreigner invasion of /brit/?

last stage before taking it to the streets and getting sectioned

maybe it's a cry for help

Do you consider yourself to be English?

Absolutely I would

someone shoop a circle of melted ground around him

mental how you've been triggered by a "your mum" joke telling me that I was right in my assertion that your mother is a fat cow

what happened to tims prozzie then u wet wipes

yeah

Wouldn't JFs just invade it again.

Make it then laddy

Nah, I'd post there too. You guys aren't safe even on the brit exclusive imageboard, since I figured out how to use a proxy

Yes

witnessing history lad

any /piss easy draw/ lads in?

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The real constitutional crisis is how MPs have spent 3 years using every trick in the book to cancel Brexit

Who cares what they would think mate

why do cumbrains think those accounts are real? fuck sake how do they never learn

I'm finna get this money give it right to my mama

twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1167075963835953155
oh my fucking days she's so autistic

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