>400-500$
>No big deal, just skip a car payment, pick up a little overtime, and maybe skip a few meals and you can afford the new iPhone
>700-800$
>There's now literally no way for the average wagecuck to be able to afford this, but don't worry you can finance it.
>Not so bad in and of itself, but your carrier is already charging you an arm and a leg for data. >Also you need to pay for insurance because you're GOING to break the piece of shit.
>Now you have two jobs and you're struggling to put food on the table, but it's alright. You've got the new top of the line Instagram machine.
>2 years later
>Apple board of directors are having a meeting.
>"Tim, can you believe this? We removed the headphone jack, put this ugly ass notch on the top of the screen, and now the phone is too big to fit in your pocket. These fucking cattle won't stop eating this shit up."
>They all begin falling over each other in laughter.
>All while they use shitty Nokias from the 00s and their bank accounts tripple by the minute.
>*WHEEZ* *SNORT* *COUGH*
>GUYS, GUYS WATCH THIS.
>1700 USfuckingD
We need to gas ifag NPCs.
400-500$
2004:
subprime housing market
2014:
subprime auto market
2024:
subprime cell phone market
what could go wrong?
you could always just not buy it
why the fuck do people have to waste their money on these stupid phones every 4 months?
I buy a $100 phone on ebay and it works great for like 3 years, this is why America isn't wealthy anymore.
Fuck if I know. You'd have to be the dumbest motherfucker on earth to pay that much for a phone that does nothing a 3 year old 6S can't do practically as good. Oh except for have a fucking headphone jack and a perfectly functional touch id button. And most of the idiots who buy this will finance it. While working some shit McDonald's tier job. It's like ghetto kids on welfare with $250 Nikes. Shit is damn ludicrous.
>t.ironically typing away on their crapbook pros.
>b-but muh OS
>it’s s-superior
>muh build quality
>muh 9gorillion usd price
No sweetie fuck off back to plebbit, biz is only for Lenovo thinkpad chads
>just walk in a store and buy the newest freshest iphone
>qt cashier girl is in awe as I pull out my fat moneyclip and drop a couple benjamins on the counter
>walk off into the sunset while poorfags have to live on the edge to afford this shitty phone
T420 master race reporting in
T440p Chad reporting in, unironically upgraded my laptops processor with an i7, was so freaking easy.
> Posted from my IPhone.