/brit/

Hello lads

He got married recently init

Big move

Me and the gf

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yeah they call me wrecking ball
cuz im the baddest of em all

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10 years ago

but im a yank

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been an interesting few days

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ya'll cringe

its because the old guard eventually got slags and moved on the new lads are fucking dire

I'm trying to decide whether to buy this or a surface pro or a surface 2 lads. This is cheap as chips and has thunderbolt but old CPU.

ebay.us/ouyxdM

debbie harris was a very beautiful woman lads

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don't like timwilly

>EGG?!?
>CAKE?!?

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>reading a few PG Wodehouse books
Never even heard of PG Wodehouse let alone read one of his books

*points to the sign*

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at least we know he isn't jewish

fuckin oot

nice

don't see how that makes any difference

gonna listen to this album on my way to toil today

No

Still looking for a 30l backpack lads

Why are these threads always so cringey

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Agreed

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if yanks can't come does that mean janny can't either

sue

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very nice debbie
saved to my collection

looks like a fucking kipper now though father times a ruthless cunt

exercised my democratic right this morning

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yep he’s basically powerless in /brit/

smol

policy idea: make voting mandatory like in australia

butlins but no foreskins allowed

how did you manage?
why do you say be careful

remember the kino phase

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Thoughts on smoking tobacco?

he is OFFICIALLY in vanuatu

Your welcome although 2bh I am more of a Joan Jett man myself

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beginning to think the wrist injury came from a excessive wanking accident

wats this

All negative

odds i watch city lights
evens i watch nosferatu the vampyre

I remember watching an old Paul Merton travel documentary in which he went to India and visited a PG Wodehouse society. I remember him asking them what they like so much about that most English of writers. And I remember the answer of one chap; "if everyone were a bit more like Bertie Wooster, the world would be a much nicer place. Everyone would be a little kinder"

Cricket, beer, lawns, Shakespeare... All British.

Street stabbings, steel and glass buildings, nastiness, all not British.

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Britain would be vastly improved if ____

chaplin it is then; i am in for a comfy nuit

moni died

all the poles were gone

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What about the tax money

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Aye and hit 100 million subscribers and defeated the ender dragon in minecraft in the same week

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>Why, Sir, you find no man, at all intellectual, who is willing to leave /brit/. No, Sir, when a man is tired of /brit/, he is tired of life; for there is in /brit/ all that life can afford."
— Samuel Johnson

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She had a good run. I'd have done her in the 70s, 80s, 90s and 00s.

beginning to like this croat

based, peat-gavels itt will disagree though

terrorist thugs stopped hypnotising me into posting nude photographs online

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We taxed everyone 100% and ended all benefits

How did Tim get so fat?
We've seen his tv meals. His portions are relatively small. He eats fruit and veggies. So why does he look like a pregnant orangutan?

imagine being you but never having experience the touch of a woman. would you not be as mad as incels are?

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You don't have to be a gay boy to fly in the RAF

he sits on his ass all day and is in his 40s

We were all just a little bit kinder to each other. Kindness is so important and yet so underrated.

mate he eats fucking shit constantly and doesn't exercise

sixty farty to raymond

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listening to techno
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boss got seriously irate with me trying to tell me some basic statistical principle I asserted was wrong. In the end he just moved on

tempted to send that stupid cunt a BBC bitesize page explaining it

watch this

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like a young burt reynolds

>forren muck
nah yer alri mate

Stop learning statistics and start learning some diplomacy you sperg

Sex isn't the be all and end all lad.

>His portions are relatively small.
lol what
he eats a big pile of rice with some sausages and some bread and some other shit
then he eats a load of sweet stuff too
not a good diet for someone in their 50s who doesn't really get much exercise

>touch of a woman = sex
umm ok incel

true pilot is just one out of many roles

How are you lads, really? Does anyone want to share?

it's about that time again lads

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I've been praised consistently for handling tense discussions with tact. Doesn't mean I don't want to flip out and call people stupid cunts at the very same time.

n-no

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i don't wanna grow up
there's too much contradiction

at table 46 in the montagu pyke

so you're saying people would be angry if their mothers didn't hug them