Why are russians like this?

This is funny and true, for a part

Yes, he does sure. But bear is not friend, Bears are assholes of the world and the forests. When you are out in the forest and you see a bear, it ruins the day and you have to be afraid for several hours even if it doesn't do anything. I hate bears.

>When you are out in the forest and you see a bear, it ruins the day and you have to be afraid for several hours even if it doesn't do anything
LOL that's too real. Even a bear track (on even a trail) can make your sphincter tremble.

they're so slow, stop being pussies lol
trust your instincts and if you hear something in the woods while you're awake or asleep you just move to another part

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This house actually belong to the bear and the guy is his pet and his sex slave at the same time.
Just believe me, i've seen the whole video.

>they're so slow, stop being pussies lol
t. youtube.com/watch?v=g9lCkFygaaQ

Based

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fake and gay

>audio
okay sweaty

>they're so slow
What kind of snail ass bears do you guys have in Brazil! Call me whenever outrun a bear. Extra bonus points for doing it on an offroad terrain.
>trust your instincts and if you hear something in the woods
You know how it is innawoods, user. There's ALWAYS something rummaging, buzzing, sniffling, crackling, grunting, squeaking, etc., etc. around you.

[spoiler] shhhh don't let the newfags know [/sporölol]

>they're so slow, stop being pussies lol
a bear will outrun you, outclimb and outswim you. you have no way of fighting back unless you have a high caliber rifle.
brown bears are one of the scariest animals there are

sorry, I always assume people have an acute hearing (along with vision and taste) like I do and learned how to quick step and run through the woods from their anime...

Bears scare the fuck out of me t b h

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>What kind of bears do they have in Brazil
ant-eater bears....... o wait that only works in spanish

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brown bears and polar bears aren't cowards, but black bears are massive pussies

very cute :3

the state of his schnoz

Why not? Bears are frens

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no. he scary

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> learned how to quick step and run through the woods from their anime...
I am not sure what you mean with this, but you can't really run through the woods, user. Not talking about a trail. Running through a wood is a guaranteed fall, eye-gouge, spiking, sprains (or even fractures). All the party-poopers.
And don't give me the Hollywood movies treatment.

how can we even compete bros

>1488

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according to the anime that I've watched I can run and dodge obstacles in the woods pretty fast as long as I train hard every day
of course you fear a bear when you sittin on the damn computer all day

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The thought of a bear having his jaw next to my head terrifies me. This this could flip out anytime and start tearing it of.

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I've never seen footage of a bear running so fast that a human (young and athletic) wouldn't keep up and I've seen like 2 planet earth documentaries, so excuse me if I'm not impressed

bears on suicide watch

Ok then. Good luck on that 1000m cross terrain dash, bro.

why do brazilian monkes hate nature so much

OK, I got baited. : )

they should never underestimate the inate ability for adapting and evolving of the human species

pic related is what i'd do if I ever woke up in the woods with a bear grabbing me

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but I mean it, you will never know if you can outrun a fat bear or not if you don't try your best and put to work all those years of training and preparation
you're also assuming every bear in the universe would just be at his top performance, ready to run steadily at whatever scientists agreed was his maximum speed, with perfect stability. and you're also assuming he wouldn't flinch at my aura of hostility (that I've been trained for years and would only be brought about stronger in real action)
I bet you won't even think about setting the milestone of outrunning a cheetah in your life when youve already given up on things like "bears" a long time ago lololol. you're what I call a "given-upper"

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qt as FUCK

youtu.be/0T7hy-czZPw

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bear is a giant doggo:

Bear is part of Caniformia, or Canoidea literally "dog-like"