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The Blitz Kidz edition

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tell you what this crack is really moreish

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babestation

The gf

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well you did post some rather mental things

you should probably drop the emilia thing

>yanks taking over latin america
Looking at their population it's the other way around

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I thought only yanks get super whitened teeth though

lad why on earth are you talking to yourself?

not even sure if cowell is actually english

Fuck off chink

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debbie harry is a cutie patootie

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london isnt english

Retro Corrr

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>there's only 1 croatian posting in the //brit/ threads
zato sam ti reko da se pazis. Pratit ce te u svim tredovima

>"yeah man, i'll drop you a text"
>never receive a text

ah yes, story of my life

Whats going on here then?

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Clearly an honorary yank at this point, same with that fat welsh bastard whose name I forgot.

i'm not the r9k guy

he's on american TV a lot too so he picked up the habit

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i know a relative of emilia clarke irl and shes a proper slag

entire loaf of brioche with nutella down the gullet

and you're one fat and ugly spic aren't you charlie

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well you both came at the exact same time and have the exact same typing patterns
is there a croatian hotline number i can call for you or something mate

What's the best washing detergent/powder lads?

There is a nice one I've smelt when brushing past people but I don't know which one it is. It smells so CLEAN

Conceived in Britain

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STOP

TELLING

MEN

TO

MAN

UP.

84 men a week in the UK die by suicide.

That’s 12 per day.

One man every 2 hours.

Stop telling men they aren’t allowed to cry or that it make them “ less of a man”

Fellas I want you to know that it’s ok to talk about your mental health.

RACIST

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53142

are you gonna tel me to man up? because i HATE that phrase.

Fucking hate this fucking faggot

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Dog born in a stable
Same reason doug isn't british

Woman up

you what

get fucked virgins doug is based

Lads post your ideal gf

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youtube.com/watch?v=VBFIW9Hh8MI

well see he gave me a (You)

wouldn't happen if we were the same person

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Dev?
From Coronation Street?

Here comes the mentally deranged yank and his strawman arguments haha

ah yes, the old talk about your 'feelings' and 'mental health' to your gf and then get dumped 2 weeks later

doug is so fucking uninteresting that no one even commented on him adding a title to his name. his content is just that uninteresting to everyone. too boring to even attract disdain.

I'll start watching babestation again when we will have to provide our name and passport number to access internet porn

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Fuck off chink

Good taste.

Blonde hair dark eyebrows is top

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hmmmmmmmm
got my serious doubts about you

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Brate kaj da radim ovi cigani me prate svugdje na 4chanu. Pomozi brate

what's that thing she's holding?

The girl from Fleabag

just banged a prozzie and feel grim as fuck.

didn't even want a shag, i just wanted rimming and anal play like i stated in my message and like it said on her likes list, then turns out she doesn't offer it in the 30min session

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LMAO

state

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Should have gotten a ripstart mate

Lol you got conned

Pretty sure it's just some purse

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idi spavat

ummm ok

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Good grief lad get a grip

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ANGLO'D

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Forgot to take my meds again

Meds for what?

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lads im gonna be shaking hands with an old chap tomorrow but i have a firm handshake, am i supposed to relax it to cater to him or do i just keep it firm?

Telling someone that they need to man up is solid advice
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Bloody hell lads, had an edible not an hour ago and only just finished my first can of tyskie and I'm pretty fucked

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no wonder you've been shitting up the threads lately rorke

Firm it

>no wonder you've been shitting up the threads lately rorke

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Kak će mi to pomoć? Ovi cigani me prate u svakom threadu. I na Jow Forumsu I na Jow Forumsu I na /tv/u

meds that get chinks to fuck off out of /brit/

>lingard, rashford, young and some other player bother to show up
>no wh*Toids do
>rorke somehow the black playera r

You never reveal your weakness to women. They are instantly repelled and turned off by weak men

nice

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the ol' pression

wanna fuck a girl in her arsehole

But its you that comes to our threads though

aha iya babes xx

Suicide is always a option

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*s are in the wrong

>Jow Forums
grim board
don't go there unless you're a basket case

>/tv/
do you obsess over emilia there too?

ssris are based

mc super bad

peng tings love him

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me? i come to brit to talk croatian with my "felllow" croat

"Depression" only exists if you believe in it mate

charlie could be one of those serial killers in the mindhunter series

based retard

wtf is this

*puts out a nigger willy out of my bum*

alright own up whos is this, who put this nigger willy in my bum??

it's like being in london

multiculturalism and all that

i know, which is why it pisses me off when they ask you to 'open up' and act like they really care about men's mental health, but the reality is they will be instantly turned off as soon as you do. sure it's ok if you're mates, but a girl will never look at your romantically the same if you show weakness.

yeah i'd be dead without mine

but i do believe in it

ahaha guilty
should have seen your face though

doxxed to fuck and back

you come in my house and try talking to me in croatian? i tell you to fuck off