/brit/ Luv me a thali edition

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this site is shit

here we are then

I miss luggage lad

alri lads

Its days are numbered I reckon

Well done tim spamming retards

finna brexit

ozzy osbourne is british

horny at work, gonna go have a wank in the toilets, should I use photos of my girlfriend (female) or my best friend (female)?

>believing the saffer
idiot

These lads? Not a fan.

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oi

Sucking my own bollocks

horny at work, gonna go have a wank in the toilets. Should I use photos of my girlfriend (female) or my best friend (female)?

i'm gonna scream!

I need a link to the latest Tim tweet asap as /brit/ is the only place I can possibly find them!!!!

photos of me bestfriend (female) always got me off I reckon

test

in desperate fucking need of a wanky willy wankum but cant as the 'chon is all fucky

femdom gf gave the bollocks a right old bollocking

>start drinking smoothies trying to healthy
>enamel has worn away on my two front teeth making them sensitive because of the acid in the fruit

Only I could hurt myself in an attempt to be healthy, enamel never recovers either, fml lads

I have word that Gookmoot isn't fixing the site until homealone and 190 make friends

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TUNE

linkboard not imageboard

whats happened to Jow Forums now then

any chilling in the garden with some music and a book man in?

How much fucking smoothies are you drinking, and brush our teeth maybe it wouldn't've happened?

with eachother or just in general?

>smoothies
retard just eat fruit and veg like a normal person

Wish I was even slightly interested in toil desu. Even though I'm incredibly lazy (posting on /brit/ while at work, for example) I get told how great I am at all my performance reviews. Recruiters keep viewing my LinkedIn profile, and I've been offered two new jobs in the last couple of weeks. If I put in even a modicum of effort I'd get to a very comfy salary within the next few years, but the whole thing bores me terribly.

Currently in one of them fancy jap busses with like individual sleeping pods and beds w/ a little media centre

Very comfy and only cost like 10$ to book
Omw to the highlands for a weekend, rented a little forest cottage with the gf

Defuq is happening

Pictures are working on /v/ so why not here?

Yesterday during the family dinner, I blurted out "omg, homealone's on tomorrow!" and my sister looked at me in a weird way, checked her phone for the TV schedule, and then told everyone I was lying. I had to shut up because I couldn't tell them I browse Jow Forums or /brit/, and that I talk to an ugly, 32 year old virgin every friday.

hiro is deleting all of the boards that aren't /v/, Jow Forums and /b/

trying my first edibles, 250mg hash cookie down the gullet

cannae post

Can I take food past security at the airport?

sucking a 50p

dunno but apparently taint working on fit or vr or vg eiver

my penis was 6 inches when i was 17/18, and it's steadily grown to 7 inches now i'm 25. i can visibly notice the difference in size

is this normal or have i unintentionally discovered penis enlargement through excessive wanking that has achieved similar results to enlargement through priapism or jelqing/stretching

first for maisie

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can't post
can't not post

the poster's dilemma

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No no no no

Tim literally has a stiffy in some of these pictures wtf lads

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IT'S WORKING LADS

we back senpai

no

THICC

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>deleting /tv/
Absolute mad man

what we do here is go black
black
black
black
black

Heard you boys were talking s___

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very nice

lets try a picture

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As flies are to wanton boys we are to the gods.
They kill us for the sport.
Soon the science will not only be able to slow down the ageing of cells; soon the science will fix the cells to the state. And so we become eternal. Only accidents crimes and wars will still kill us. But unfortunately crimes and wars will multiply. I love football.

that means reporting is back as well, remember

gay little snitch runt

100% operational, commence poo.exe

Out in the mindless void the daemon bore me,
Past the bright clusters of dimensioned space,
Till neither time nor matter stretched before me,
But only Chaos, without form or place.
Here the vast Lord of All in darkness muttered
Things he had dreamed but could not understand,
While near him shapeless bat-things flopped and fluttered
In idiot vortices that ray-streams fanned.

They danced insanely to the high, thin whining
Of a cracked flute clutched in a monstrous paw,
Whence flow the aimless waves whose chance combining
Gives each frail cosmos its eternal law.
“I am His Messenger,” the daemon said,
As in contempt he struck his Master’s head.

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janny this morning

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just put away an entire loaf of brioche lads, it's so fucking peng

might honestly fuck off this site
did it in the past for a few years

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timwilly

>listening to music whilst reading
absurd

Are we back

anyone seen moni lads? god she's so fucking based

not interested thanks

ambient is perfect for that

i don't like

timfanny

...

nah

favorite psalm lads?

>zoomers need music to read

We're fucked

eureka 7

Tim's hog is 6 inches, it's just that he's massive so it looks small

Foy

awww isn't blasphemy so cute?
it isn't now fuck off

Joker movie doesn't even feel like a comics book movie about the Joker at all. Just feels like a homage to Taxi Driver, King of Comedy, old Scorsese/DeNiro films, with a story about an incel Pagliacci the clown.
It does look absolutely kino of course but I struggle to think of it as being in the same franchise as Batman.

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im the bad guy
duh

...

genuinely terrifying

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>/tv/ said it was similar to these old films and now I've suddenly both heard of and seen them, totally agree, and will post this, unsolicited, as my own conclusion

we back?

21
8 Thine hand shall find out all thine enemies: thy right hand shall find out those that hate thee.

9 Thou shalt make them as a fiery oven in the time of thine anger: the Lord shall swallow them up in his wrath, and the fire shall devour them.

10 Their fruit shalt thou destroy from the earth, and their seed from among the children of men.

Monster or redbull lads?

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good lord

I've seen both those films lol and the similarities to them in the Joker trailers are uncanny

think it will be good because phoenix is a decent actor but will ultimately fall short because it seems too much like taxi driver which of course it won’t be as good as

Business idea:

imagine going to the bathroom at night, flipping the lightswitch and then seeing this staring at you, nude

looks based desu normie freak

Awakening his passions like a true artist

rockstar>red bull>monster

yeah there is usually a comic element to tim's derangement but that is actually quite unsettling

Just finished off a Monster Juiced Mango Loco
Asked for an Ultra Violent but mummy said the shop didn't have any left