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Dont know what I am doing with my life edition

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yeyeye im still about

have a short frenulum but dont want snipped. what do ladS?

How is /britfeel/ holding up with the shocking new twist in the tim story?

that paki whore is trying to block boris from suspending parliament
would be a shame if somebody shit in her curry

bear grylls + bee string = benedict cumberbatch

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the next frontier is full frontal nudity outdoors, how long will it take him?

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On this day in British History

>1594 – The christening of Prince Henry of Scotland is celebrated with the Masque at the baptism of Prince Henry at Stirling Castle.
>1727 – Anne, eldest daughter of King George II of Great Britain, is given the title Princess Royal.
>1791 – HMS Pandora the ship sent to locate the Bounty and her mutinous crew sinks after having run aground on the outer Great Barrier Reef the previous day.
>1799 – The entire Dutch fleet is captured by British forces under the command of Sir Ralph Abercromby and Admiral Sir Charles Mitchell during the War of the Second Coalition.
>1942 – World War II: The Battle of Alam el Halfa begins.
>1945 – The Japanese occupation of Hong Kong comes to an end.
>1945 – The Allied Control Council, governing Germany after World War II, comes into being.
>1976 – More than 100 police officers are taken to hospital after clashes at the Notting Hill Carnival in west London.

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Two more days until schooltoil starts

Who?

amer

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gina miller

Is cheese healthy?

Has one of the idiots on Jow Forums get Tim some take away yet? Delivery man NEEDS to see Tim naked

HER name is MONI you FUCKING RETARD

people sent pics of 190 and amer to tim again???

or are we talking about this time ages ago
will feel a bit disgusted if there are people in this thread who weren't here when this happened

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spreading his arse cheeks and showing off his boy poochy will be first

Not long, it was only the other day we were joking about him getting naked, now look what’s happend

Im eating mate can you not

You got the wrong general

they are having a good time as usual

who's amer?

>>or are we talking about this time ages ago
yes

next stop for tim is wanking videos on youtube or a sextape with his bears

When was this? I must have missed it, I can remember amers nonce posts though

HER name is MONI, do NOT DEADNAME HER OYU FREAK

She is called moni now

sucking a paranoid schizophrenic

FOLC

cannot believe after all these years ive now seen tim's willy
this has seriously renewed my interest in his saga had been getting very boring over the past couple of years

blatant newcunts ITT

2016

fuck off nigger

sucking a gold ball

bender

they had to shut down Jow Forums to remove all traces of tim's willy

as I said the avg hourly price of escorts seems to have almost doubled since last year
talking about mid-range ones
what do you think this says about the economy? an indication of inflation? an increase in demand?

sucking a cornershop owner

still scream at this sometimes aha

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I will NOT stop until you call HER by HER NAME you FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

it says fuck all about British culture so you know what you can do with your post

nothing bent about being fascinated by another man's willingness to post pictures of his cock for all to see

havent been on brit in like 3 weeks. did someone trick tim into showing his willy or did he just take a notion?

a whoreflation, if you will

Oh my days lads

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>tfw no pregnant gf

I'm an Englishman tho?

I was here at the beginning lad, I just stopped posting on Jow Forums all together for most of 2017-2018

reviewbrah's commented on various vids before
apparently he heard about him from joe rogan maybe

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I have also followed TJB for many years and while I sympathise with his undiagnosed but very real paranoid condition, It is now at the stage where his output is offensive and pornographic.

I would love that Oxford Mental Health and the Police could find the right strategy together which would allow TJB to function as part of society but sadly this isn't going to happen until he's out of this stressful environment.

It's upsetting to see Tim rambling incoherently, while it's also heartening to hear him speak more slowly as he did today. I fear that when he's excited he might not be able to firmly and honestly explain himself.

When I listen to him play music it sounds mechanical and I can't sense any empathy from the performer to the listener or even almost to himself when he makes a mistake. When it grinds to a halt, it's always the fault of fingers/guitar/amp/strings/neighbour. The performance is musically unintelligible in exactly the same fashion as his speech. Rushed, no sense of timing, pacing, intelligibility. Structurally sound in some ways, but very rigid.

I think this is how Timmy is dealing with social interactions, He has a script and he runs through it at his own pace and there's absolutely no room for adlibs from anyone else (from boilers to builders to buses)......

With that in mind, I worry that when Timmy finds himself being questioned for his behaviour, will he be able to clearly articulate his own reasonable argument when confronted with his own agressive transgressions?

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might actually start doing economic forecasts and collecting data on prostitute prices
would be a very interesting niche, imagine I could make money off of it just as a gag
don't trust the US government though think they'd knock down my door for even knowing the prices

didn't quote anyone so nice guilty conscience

bizarre how despite playing every day, he never gets any better

if memory serves me correctly than Jow Forums actually learned about tim from reviewbrah

#MeToo fren. Phimosis as well. Life is hell. Wat do?

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what is this even from?

tim literally hasn't improved his singing or guitar and piano playing skills one single bit after practising every single day for the past 4-5 years

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he is getting worse as a reflection of his deteriorating mental state

It's not just about how much you practice. How you practice matters a lot.
t. classical pianist who's been playing for nearly 13 years

they're not very bright around here

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*bzzt* *bzzt* I'm a bee

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weird to think reviewbrah follows what Tim is up to, small world

He isn't trying to improve, he's obviously too mad to realise he's actually shit

that's painful

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She almost broke her neck trying to get away from his virginous lips

Whats your theory on tim lads?

I imagine he is paranoid that people are out to get him so he makes youtube videos to make people aware that he hasnt been got yet, and now is posting nude pics to fully make sure people know it is him

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ICON of JAVA
Weapon of DURGASOFT

tim = persona nonce grata

Norton going MENTAL

I reckon the bit in his brain that actually learns muscle memory from experience is just completely gone, you cant not get better after all that practice even if you arent trying to learn.

I think these nude photos are the first "happening" that a bunch of newcunts on /brit/ have experienced so now they won't stop redditspacing about it every 5 fucking seconds

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VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
VIRUS DO NOT CLICK

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Fuck up bitter cunt

hmmm

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Debbie

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where's diego
where's 190
where's amer
where's thailad
where's doug
where's emmett
where's henry
where's reviewbrah

he's heavily implied in a tweet that he's posting nudes to speed his rescue
>... Here's the pitch ... want some Timmy ... rescue Timmy ...

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thoughts?

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You forgot HER

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slowly becoming a relic of northern british culture from a bygone era

Na it’s just a bit of a laugh lad and a change to the constant back and forth of “lmao virgins” and “drugs n that”
Lighten up

EASY TO READ POSTS BAD

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HIS name is AMER and you will FUCKING RESPECT HIM

He said where's amer

>that nose
he really needs to stop blowing money on magic the gathering cards and get a nose job already

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tims willy is rubbish

kek this is me

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lmfao