>why yes, i did lose 2 world wars
Why yes, i did lose 2 world wars
Matthew Barnes
Asher Myers
>why yes, i did surrender in 6 hours
Parker Green
6 hours
Jeremiah Clark
No way, Denmark surrendered in 6 HOURS? You must mean days right?
Anthony Miller
>why yes, i just followed america's order and did nothing significant
Ryder Reed
damn uk btfo
Grayson Ortiz
Does anyone have any rare marias?
Michael Ramirez
no risk no fun
Ayden Scott
ANGLO'D!
Cameron Ross
>why yes, I am the true villain of all the world wars
Nicholas Ramirez
why yes i did win 2 world wars and intend to win a third
Bentley Green
That's not soviet gigachad
Wyatt Howard
>why yes, i did deepthroat german cock and i did swallow the cum and then shilled them out of reparations. why yes, the most significant contribution to mankind from my nation is fucking plastic blocks
Chase Parker
gigachad is a soviet
Cameron Gomez
do you even know what wwi is
Jeremiah Gomez
They just followed french orders and did nothing significant
Brayden Lopez
Your country would've been overrun without the empire.
Ethan Adams
COPE
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Samuel Ramirez
Will our neighbors stop being miserable faggots for one goddamn second?
Zachary Adams
Nordcucks and other "g*rmanics" are more assblasted than the slavs and meds. At least the slavs are fun to be around and the meds are not as loudmouthed as anglos, dutch and company.
Julian Jenkins
When my brothers gf comes from germany for a visit every now and then I always mischievously say if she has come to invade our lebensraum yet again. If she asks me to do something that I can't be bothered to work on atm I just say I'll get right to it since I wasn't lucky enough to be born an ubermensch like her. I also answer positively as jawohl. She's quite used to it by now
John Phillips
>She's quite used to it by now
i.e. she tolerates it until she snaps and has her hands by your throat. Try teasing Serbs in that fashion, I wouldn't recommend it either.
Ian Wright
oh mon dieu me too
Evan Brown
They won WW1 at 1st place and recieved a participation award for WW2.
Juan Hernandez
kek careful when you take shower when she start "jokingly" call you untermensch
Sebastian Cooper
It's just a result.
When it started, almost no one thought it was a world war.
Eli King
>Why yes, i did shoot the Archduke in my capital.
Ian Perry
>why yes, I never did anything wrong and hurt nobody
Samuel Morgan
We should have retaken Anatolia for you guys. WW2 krauts were complete brainlets.
Hudson Williams
based
fuck germany
Evan Flores
I don't recall invading your cunt. Why are you so buttmad? Did we fuck up your economy or what? Or have you been watching too many Spielberg movies lately?
Jace Fisher
churchill check
Matthew Rogers
Why yes I did misinform the general public about the Lusitania
Wyatt Thomas
would be worth it
Aiden Nelson
hello
Benjamin Nguyen
Technically Austria never lost a world war because we didn't exist during both. First was Austria-Hungary and second was Germany.
Checkmate virgins.