/brit/

lads I dont have a life, can we stop the drug talk and go back to discussing tims willy

he's trans

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>NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST ABOUT OR FIND FUNNY PEOPLE ON TWITTER AMUSING!!!!!!!!!

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believe it or not, people who haven't rotted their brains from the inside can actually conceive of more than two subjects

Sutton Coldfield's finest

Don't smoke them they made me sick, ended up leaving a full pack on the bus.

based

Where did you get this photo of me?
Delete it immediately!

Is Boris Johnson doing well or badly as PM?
38% Well
44% Badly
Net -6%

Is Jeremy Corbyn doing well or badly?
13% Well
72% Badly
Net -59%

Source: @YouGov

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Coz man are like jaykae where ave you been???

world needs a good war.

kissed an ugly bitch this weekend

you going bottle or vesey tonight lad?

would bang zo3 out so cold he’d forget if it was his mum or dad that was black

still would

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190 is BASED, you better respect him.

2bh I didn't mind it yesterday but we don't need literally every tweet he's putting out at this point

lol

youtube.com/watch?v=QeWdwDByseQ

but Jezza isnt PM?

nowt comfier than a Friday afternoon toil poo
excreting all of my sins into the bog

Did Tim do another tweet yet, post the URL lol

hey lewis can you tell us about your lezzer mummies

Cringe when people speak differently to black people than they normally do

usually involves calling them "man" a lot

Didn't say he was
Neither did the poll

Looked her up, turns out she wasn't able to get her old insta restored. instagram.com/belle.delphiny/

everyone's been asking me that uno
yeah see you in bottle lad

gonna shag lewis' daughter when she turns 16

It's called being cultured

So he should be trying harder to become PM

Did this a few times desu
Wish I'd waited until marriage really

belter of a post this

ok now this is based

in the US normies put on a faux-black accent and use their grammar

Did you feel bad after?

I never open the URLs posted here, waste of time, but I like how they look

fancy a round lands: skribbl.io/?fjudyXMaVw

hfp

>n-no you can't like things I don't like!!!!!
fuck off

not sure why people find this bint attractive. emperor's new clothes tier.

Think 16 is the age here but wouldn't know where to find 1

nonce
my nigga words lmao pls come bris

halal fnack pack

you've never shagged anything

fuck tim hortons, and fuck canada

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>postman knocks on my door
>asks me if i can take a parcel for next door
>tell him no
>he looks at me funny and walks off

feels good to be an alpha

me and the gf

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Sure i'll join

We don't like paedophilia mate, fucking deal with it.

haha yes

i am reborn

no cause she looked decent cause i was drunk

haha yeah man weird autistic like behaviour = alpha

9 years d is the halal age innit?

the size of this lad

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thanks for the free views btw x

bet you're the kind of beta who takes packages in for his neighbour lmao

haha yeah man

Doing a think

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unit

I post the Tim tweets because I know there are some people here who don't know how to use Twitter so they cannot find his tweets in a simple manner.

god this guy is the embodiment of "le bad british teeth meme"

look at them yellow grey misaligned shits, dude needs to get them whitened and straightened

I hung out with top girl once

>Belle Dephine actually has uploads on her pornhub page

Oh my days lads how long until she actually takes a cock, are there actual verified nudes of her out yet?

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haha yeah man

vile bastard

Hey don't post my gf here pls

Why didnt you fuck her?

damn she flat asf

bitch got NO ASS

post the ages one

would be easier to report the on-topic posts at this rate

fuck sake cant believe you got terrored by a bunch of virgins on /brit/ and felt vulnerable enough to take your trip off daft bastard lad why did you ignore mikey anyway? we were gonna have a drive down for a few beers with you mate

haha yeah man

My mum has her own beta orbiter at work, they’re both like 40 something, but weird init

cause she was absolutely wasted and threw up after 10 minutes

I knew it, no point in trying

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why would she? she's got a legion of thirsty orbiters giving her like $1mil/year

Announcing reports, is it?

haha yeah man

literally no

always said neg me as much as you want i can take bants, just rather clueless family members were left out of it

other than my brother

let her have her fun

*a black cock

lol idiot

Does the UK have a folk music tradition?

>British culture
Yeah nah no topic here mate

betas are betas for life

youtube.com/watch?v=9tX7w2ZEwjQ

pengaleng

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www.google.com will find you more on this topic

haha yeah man