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SOS edition

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nonce watch

SO WHEN YOURE NEAR ME
DARLING CANT YOU HEAR ME
S O S

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>tfw you've nutted but she keeps suckin

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Tim will be arrested for sexual assault within the year, the signs are there

i dub you poohead

dungeon synth is so peng
any man in?

the so-called

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have never paid attention to Tim posting and never will

gutted that lingard hasn't gotten the u21 callup

got another email from lovehoney, theyre doing an offer where if you spend 50 quid you get a free penis pump with cock rings and strokers (whole kit itself is worth £50 too) very tempted

This is the journey Bald & Bankrupt made in his latest video.
He's entering unchartered territory now.
The mysterious Russian North.

youtube.com/watch?v=-eg2Ew_c2XQ

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bollock buster?

poohead man in?

you are missing out you poof

This post is advertising or begging.

just wanna have a word...

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You better be happy
You better be healthy
You better be pretty
You better be skinny
You better have money
You better be funny
It's not too hard
To join the club

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might i add they already got a 30% sale on too

based bald and bankrupt post
the man is a legend. should go up to vorkuta

grape gnasher

what do we know about him?

Better than likely lynx lad haha

pretty glad i can't click on images because where the files are stored are still dns banned and i forgot to put on my proxy

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good one pooey

you nearly put me off me rustlers burger you nasty cretin

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*Pooey lynx lad
Ducking auto correct

Cheeky

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Would fuckjg a 16 yo be a nance activity if it's legal?
Asking for a friend

i thought you got arrested for being a pedo

what does the unemployment rate have to do with anything mate? means theres more jobs you dense cunt specifically for qualified roles

ill be living a life of luxury on €50k in my hometown 15 mins from lake garda while you earn 30k in a 2 bed house in chelmsford

>is doing something legal bad?
think for yourself for once

Italy is beautiful.

Nan told me we are part Turkish recently, said our ancestors came from the Eurasian steppe. Told me we have nomadic blood.

Makes a lot of sense really, have never been one for the traditional toiler way of life, always been a bit of a mover me. Always dreamt of walking to china from europe, roaming the distant lands of asia in search of knowledge and fortune. Now I realise its just my nomadic dna telling me to leave behind the west and re-learn the ways of my ancestors

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mixed raced girls: the /brit/ consensus?

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mabye if you go scuba diving up behind hey you poohead

where did you visit lad? im a brescia man my self

utter nonce sense

depends on the mix

Akri if it's not iggel where do I find them?
Hang out outside the school? Seems kinda noncy

lot of retards arguing about white and dark chocolate on twitter today
fuckin 'ate people

Alright

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not bad unless it's with niggers

Torino, Alba, and the surrounding area. It's in Piemonte.

Read the article on BBC about LS Lowry
Read his wiki page
>As he never married this affected his influence, but he did have several lady friends. At the age of 88 he said that he had "never had a woman".[29]
Poor guy

Favourite playwrights lads?

/brit/ approved mixes?

>Jow Forums goes down for a bit
>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours
hmmm
HMMMMMMM

ummm...Rome is a shithole

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stop it STOP IT

wheres his bollocks? what caused his willy to be so small and shrivelled

british genetics

Age, the man's like 50.

he makes me want to learn all the languages in the world

I like literature, but I have none.
Ibsen is pretty good. Haven't had the luck of reading any Shakespeare yet, because I was too busy fucking with some other book in HS when Shakespeare was the topic.

It’s an honor meeting you Mr. Johnson!

like i genuinely dont understand what made him do this all of a sudden, wouldnt be surprised if he starts smearing bodily fluids or taking pics of himself going toilet or something

well yes literally every italian (except rome residents) agree the place is a shithole

Rome is Africa tier
Even London is a clean safe crime free city compared to rome

The builders

Truly 'tis. Full of pakies who barely speak any English, and those are supposed to be official tour guides.

iktf
I know most of Spanish but I can't really qualify as fluent because I'm never in a situation where I have to use it so it kind of fades after a while.
Learning English as a non-native speaker must be so easy.

rorke never did recover from cheddar man, still pacing about in his bedroom at mummy and daddy's house trying to find some evidence that the jews were behind this(they weren't)

>Janitors ARE...
>Volunteers: Janitors are uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.
>Anonymous: Janitors are not to disclose their position nor present themselves in an official capacity or share any private information about the team or site's users. Doing so will lead to immediate termination.
>Versed: Knowledgeable about the content posted to their respective board. Active members of the community.
>Limited: Janitors can only delete from one board to start. Over time, janitors may be eligible to select additional boards. Janitors are to focus on their assigned board(s).
>Accountable: All moderation actions are logged and reviewed.
>Active: Inactive janitors will be removed and replaced.
>Professional: All new janitors are required to go through an orientation, evaluation, and review process.
>Savvy: Proficient with computers. Janitors should own a computer for their own private use (i.e., not a public or shared computer). Janitors need to have a basic understanding of Discord.
very complicated way to say overweight incel shut-in.

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Why do china people always do the peace sign?

>I feel more strongly about these people than I ever did about the industrial scene. They are real people, sad people. I'm attracted to sadness and there are some very sad things. I feel like them.
lowry on his 1940 piece ‘the cripples’

Race mixing with whites makes all races look better apart from whites.

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Do we count operatists as well?

*should be 1949

>Janitors need to have a basic understanding of Discord.
>Discord
Why doesn't the administration use IRC instead?
Anyway, I wonder what the average "lifespan" of a janitor is. How long does it take to wear one down?

they are peaceful insects

>Major new study says no single 'gay gene' exists, but genetics do have an impact...

>Homosexual behavior is influenced both by genetic and environmental factors, like most other human trains

Leftypol on the fucking ROPES

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>crime exists in a major european city
WELL IMAJUN MY SHOCK

far higher chance of having a stinky vag
t. knower

fairly certain stab city is still worse crime wise

reckon they're all battle hardened autists with no future life goals whatsoever.

Most of the evidence leans towards biological factors.

you pussyholes don't even SHAG do you?

does he have a life?

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i fit this criteria and would never be a jan

Japanese do it because of an ice skater in the winter olympics back in the 70's or something. Rest of Asia just copies them like they copied everything else (idols, gay twink boybands, technology)

What tim pic is this from

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technically there's no gap between my mouth and your arsehole right now. it's all connected atom to atom.

>girlfriend is on holiday in Atlanta
>hasn't texted me back for two days

at what point do I get suspicious lads?

I'm a topshagger

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t. Mr Never Shags

he is a complete failure. he lives with his parents and is studying to be a car mechanic at the local community college lol
if I pulled up to a shop to get my oil changed and I saw charles malaponte I'd do a 360 and walk away

>Professional: All new janitors are required to go through an orientation, evaluation, and review process.
OH MY DAYS

Actually taiwan and hong kong are both big trendsetters in east asia too

putting in my janny app

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The moment your gf said she was going to Atlanta, why on earth would anybody want to go there?

The only thing I know about it is there are lots of blacks

havent seen a fanny posted on brit in ages

this video youtube.com/watch?v=rDJWPN_3RTs

Seen Tim's pecker and globes five times today

plenty of fannies posting here though

>atlanta

oh shit she gettin BLACKED frfr

meant forI dont usually save fannies but this one is cracking

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interesting stuff. It's more complicated than you'd think