My alcoholic 51 year old mother is having dinner with her boyfriend so I have the house all to myself!

I love Spain and Spainards so much

no I think they fuck in his house or in hotels
why

It's me user she's fucking me

well apparently his english is good, though not as good as mine

Sadly my mom was too much heartbroken by the divorce so even 10 years later she still refuses to find a new partner.

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Is she hot? Can I become her new bf?

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>My alcoholic 51 year old mother is having dinner with her boyfriend so I have the house all to myself!

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She's mine back off kraut

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My parents actually got divorced, then remarried, and then split up again without bothering to get another divorce so they're technically still married even though they don't live together.
not really

you say that but I'm masturbating with the door open

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I'm glad my mum is not an incel.

So your dad initiated the divorce then?

Yeah, he got another woman pregnant and decided to just start a new life with a new wife and kids.

based, mine blew all his money on a low tier brazilian prostitute

Well that shit sucks for you and your mum. Did you still have contact with him after the divorce?

off-topic, reported
>51
you should be underageb&

>based
It's not based, my mom was crying so much she got type 2 diabetes from all the stress.
For 2 years he was calling me on holidays like Christmas and my birthday, then I asked him to stop so no contact for 8 years.

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Been posting legally for almost a year actually

I hope dirt from her shoes drop into her cup of tea and she drinks it.

I wish darjeeling would abuse me into life-long absolute sexual submission from an early age

My mother is 59, and dating a 31 year old. Literally the same age as me. It's creepy, and I stopped visiting home because of it.

>dirt
Those are second pair school shoes and Japanese schools are extremely clean

Post pics, of your feet

Sound like it must have been absolute shit for you growing up and dealing with that.

well he is an anime faggt now so it must have been even worse

That's why I'm here, virgin autist obsessed with anime.

wow he's just like me

Jorge?

I don't hate my mum as much as that guy

quien eres, el gayer?

No creo que tenga un apodo en Jow Forums, no posteo mucho por aquí.

Cope more weebcel, shes drinking dirt tea.

>Reading some posts in this thread

Even if my dad beat me up on occasion he still stuck around, for what it's worth. It's sad to hear about you guys having fathers blowing moneys away on hookers, being unfaithful and never bothering to help raising you. I really hope you guys find a healthy way to deal with the bullshit you've been through

This makes me feel sad

my parents have been married for 28 years and still going strong
now that I'm an adult they go on romantic escapades together, they actually left me home with my younger sister this week to go on a mediterranean cruise around the Greek Islands and Italy

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based

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your dad is gonna FUCK

I love you

:(
:)

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probably but I try not to think about it
love you too undies

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Our own romantic escapade soon!

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>:(
why does my family being good make you sad?
would you have preferred if I also shared in your misery???

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You know how seeing people in relationships sucks if you're single sometimes? it's the same but completely unfixable

eeehhhhh????

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you need to find your own happiness and show your parents what a proper marriage is!

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You'll have to do that thing where you throw the dart at the map to decide which country to go to. Hopefully it doesn't land on the ocean.

that's a pretty weird way to pick a vacation stop but ok, it'll be an adventure

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all spain threads always end up with this subhuman portuguese faggot posting his tranny anime

What is a better way!

I don't care that they're so friendly with each other. It's cute.

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you are gay

Bisexual, actually. Not like it matters.