>t-teacher! Gigachad changed his computer background to a Lamborghini!
>you said we couldn’t change our desktop on the school computers!
T-teacher! Gigachad changed his computer background to a Lamborghini!
Wyatt Baker
Jason Turner
Back then I used fancy screenshots of actual desktops as wallpaper on our school computers and everyone thought I hacked the computer and granted myself admin rights.
Hunter Stewart
>that kid you tricked into changing the hallway computers' wallpaper into meatspin
Jordan Wilson
>hey soyjak you should search up meatspin.com
Jose Scott
>take laptop from computer cart
>delete all important desktop icons and shortcuts
>change the icons and names of useless shit like notepad and paint to porn
>create shortcut disguised as internet explorer that leads to a bbc porn webpage instead of the home page
>change the background to whatever I please
>close the laptop so it’s on standby and the changes aren’t reverted
>put it back in the cart
>wait for someone to get unlucky
Henry Bell
>screencap desktop with all icons
>make it as a background
>delete all actual icons
Brody Roberts
>sneak in computer room
>reconnect all the keyboards and mice to different computers
Lucas Cox
>NOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO PLUG THE CHARGER BACK IN AFTER YOU PUT AWAY THE LAPTOP!!
Ayden Campbell
>That one kid who stole 40 of the little laptops because he was 400 lbs and could conseal them all under his fat
>he got away with it
Dominic Turner
Based based and based
Nathaniel Jones
When I was 13, I spread a bunch of shock sites around in my computer class and I got in surprisingly big trouble. I was called in for a meeting in the principal's office with my parents and had to describe things like Goatse, LemonParty, Meatspin, etc. and why I went on them. I also told them about ED when they asked where I found them. It was awkward at the time but I didn't even get detention. Plus, the school incorporated an acceptable internet/computer use policy that everyone had to sign which I consider my greatest legacy in that school
Henry Howard
>did you just pull out USB drive without ejecting it? that could delete your data bro
Hunter Bailey
>>create shortcut disguised as internet explorer that leads to a bbc porn webpage
Why do americans always mention bbc?
Eli Gomez
ok, these soyjack/gigachad thread are getting more creative now, good
Chase Young
>open editor
>write start
>start
>start
>start
>start
>...
>save as counterstrike.bat
>put it in the public community folder
>some school mate discovers it
>"cool, there's counter strike installed. let's open it and play"
>thousands of opening cmd windows attack his screen
>"teacher!!!!!!!!!!!! help!!!!!! I have a virus on my pc!!!!!!!"
Nicholas Wright
>hallway computers
What the fuck Finland is the future
Cameron Wood
based
Daniel Russell
>government issued laptops for studying?
>i just use it to play 1.6 Lan with the boys
Isaiah Ramirez
Rate my phone background pals
Christian Walker
>@echo off
>color 0c
>echo CRITICAL ERROR: VIRUS FOUND! SHUTTING DOWN COMPUTER...
>shutdown /i /s /t 30
Ryan Hughes
based
Jaxon Bell
>school forbids you from using USB sticks
>Notice one day the staff can do it
>"Oh yeah, we got this account here"
>ID is Literally just "USB/admin"
>Take it over in minutes
>Now I'm admin
>Start doing dumb shit
>Install counter-strike and Warcraft III on school network, grades decrease immediately
Benjamin Lewis
>puts the laptop away in the wrong slot and connects the wrong charger
Christopher Evans
>he stole the microscopes too
Gabriel Nguyen
>delete icons for browsers
>make a bat file for shutting down conputer
>change icon and name for browser
I heard someone lost all his work just before class ended because of this
James Jenkins
>Rate my phone background pals
Cooper Murphy
>You do not have permission to access this directory
Camden Baker
>sudo rm -r /*
Charles King
Because we're black, fully black. Not the half black shit you got in your “country”
Jack Rodriguez
stay based, finn bro