>you will never be a soldier
>you will never be best buds with your unit and play pranks and snuggle with eachother in the night on the field
>you will never have war stories to tell
>no one will ever thank you for your service
You will never be a soldier
Justin Fisher
Benjamin Howard
thank you for your service
Benjamin Rogers
you just want that to get buttfucked while taking a shower
Jordan Brown
>tfw
you will never be a Russian conscript and abused by elder soldiers
Chase Sanchez
>Tfw you live in a country with conscription but dodged it
Michael Bell
bit gay
David James
nothing gay about comforting your bro in the hellscape of war
Gavin Miller
>tfw mandatory service
>tfw have to become a soldier in january
>tfw twink
>tfw straight
>tfw i'm likely to become house pussy
>tfw no one will thank me for my service regardless
Jace Thomas
thank you for your service
Mason Powell
Just dodge it faggot
Jaxon Davis
thank you for your service
James Lee
>tfw live in a non militaristic country where soldiers get bullied instead of thanked for their service
Easton Hughes
thank you for your service
Sebastian Howard
When ww3 comes around, you'd probably get drafted
Nathaniel Roberts
>tfw snuggled with best bud in the middle of a cold ass night while guarding a fallen civilian plane
Colton Cooper
no i have asthma they already rejected me
Cooper Johnson
Yeah so?
Jose Hill
>tfw mandatory service
>tfw best buds with my unit and playing pranks on eachother, also got to snuggle in secret with a qt girl in a tent on a cold night
>tfw have war stories to tell
>tfw people thank me for my service at the local McDonalds
Feels good man
Asher Diaz
thank you for your service
Jeremiah Gutierrez
תודה על השירות שלך
Jace Butler
Thank you for your twink ass