/brit/

the funny thing is that women really think there's men walking around on their college campuses packing 10 inch cocks since they can't measure by eye

wouldn't know haha

Blame porn
Why do average girls think they are hot?

10 inch penises are a complete myth

penis is as long as it is round
chodetoil's a killer

ello my name is Arry, I'm 22
and in my spare time I like to watch plane crash documentaries

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cm or inches

inceldom and zoomer misogyny are unironically becoming very aesthetic

This image smells like onset alcoholism and single motherhood.

which side is correct about are greta?
is she just a manipulated autist?
or is she speaking unequivocal truths?

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fuck off you cretin

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social media

dating apps mostly

when I was young I shat myself multiple times and I got my vaccines four years late because my parents thought that I had autism

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feet pics are on the wayyyheyyy lads

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can’t take anyone who looks like a potato seriously

they were right

another impressionable child acting as a sock puppet, literally the millionth time something like this has happened.

lmao look at that apu

>Why do average girls think they are hot?
They put on a skirt during the summer and about 75% of the men could beg on their knee to let have their way with them.

your parents should have had you put down
bet they're sick to death of you

how is an autistic finn that different from finnish normies?

she cucked her mother into disallowing her to travel outside of sweden for work but she's not strictly dealing in facts

might redownload the 'der tomorrow
or perhaps I should give it some time

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made some peng honey garlic dipping sauce

is she wrong though?
is climate action a bad thing?
or is leftypol just using her as an autistic human shield?

half pint

grindr yeah?

zzzz even more boring than james

a true shagger would have never deleted it

where'd you buy those pants turt?

Can wait to see her star in some porno when she'll be of age and desperate to find fame again

>one shot at life
>not born an 18th century english nobleman

how do I become /fa/ as fuck like ponyboy?

with commentary by his wife's son Tonibler

star

top kek

the retarded finn is one of the better posters here

trying desperately to get over 6 foot with those soles

In british cock graffiti, are the cocks cut?

she probably dumped you because you are literally tiny and dress like a poof

you lads listened to kano's new album yet?

it's impractical

>mfw some new fish steps to and gets his wig split

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Just copy other people, fashion is easy as fuck

rahowa lads

asos
got some raf simons to replace them

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how?

hate job hunting so fucking much lads

Big Wes Watson from Dago County

big herc is based and you can't deny that

Even if she's wrong it can't hurt to protect the environment right?

The most humiliating thing I've ever done was when I hired an escort. He was a black top, big and muscular. I had told him beforehand I wanted him to be dominant and aggressive and to go ahead and humiliate me.

When we met, he made me suck his cock and he fucked me, as I expected. After he fucked me (I was restrained), he went ahead and jerked me off, and I came. It was once I had come that he initiated the humiliation. As you all know, after one comes is when the sex drive goes away and you begin to think more clearly (post-orgasm regret, as some Robots call it).

He put his asshole to my face, and made me sniff it. He stayed in that position for almost 15 minutes; he made me sniff his balls and taint too, before ordering me to rim him. Afterwards, he began to jerk me off again, but it hurt because I was still sensitive. He kept going, until I came a second time, but it was the most pained orgasm I ever had. He then went away, and came back with a glass from my kitchen. He put it to his crotch, and began pissing into it, whereupon he grabbed me by the hair and tilted me head backward. He made me drink his piss (I was still restrained). Then he asked how I would enjoy scatplay.

I shook my head, and he put his rear to my face again, and I began to panic. Then he stood up, laughing, saying he just wanted to see how I would react. He started jerking himself off, and he came all over my face. He didn't undo the restraints until he had dressed, at which point his cum had dried and caked over my face. The moment he undid the last restraint, he left.

It was a very strange experience... but I've ended up hiring him a few more times.

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she didn't dump me

oh turty i am sorry
who made the call

Love job hunting me. up for a good challenge i am. (shall put that one on me cv!)

always thought you could better 2bh, any nice new fits?

where's homealone?

think.

You look very nice
I'm very impressed
can I shit on your chest?

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screenshot this for your reddit mates and fuck off back there already you pathetic amoeba

oxford bender has gone too far

oxford bender

i tend to agree with this
im conflicted on this because i think a lot of the right-wing attacks on her are in bad faith
but also lefties seem to just sperg out and say that she's just an innocent child and ignore the fact that she never refers to anything specific

...

imagine unironically being bent

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might do a black metal record lads

we'd been talking about it for a while so it was mutual and very amicable we might go watch a movie next week and still shag about here and there
bought quite a bit especially shoes lately but no new fits to post

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>the byrne project? activite it.

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you seem to have a fascination with this man's genitals. perhaps it's time to come out the closet?

looks different now, did he shove in the toaster haha wtf

not bent but Id shag a posh fem twink right in his log cutter

he's got a small penis

Do not post NSFW content on a blue board.

herc is even more stupid

corr spinach is so fucking peng lads
could it eat raw out of a bowl its so lush

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1567182041776.webm
look at her

having a small willer is based

did a big poo in the canned food aisle of the tesco I work in or at least did or thought I did before realising it didn't actually happen and I just made it up right now while randomly wearing a tesco uniform for some reason

If someone replies with dubs I will have a wank to tim's twitter

tim was mkultra'd at UCSB
screencap this
the US government will disappear him, that's why he wants asylum, it's his programming going off

>oy vey, stop using straws and pay extra for our bags goyim, it's for the ENVIRONMENT! you don't hate the environment do you?
meanwhile
abc.net.au/news/2019-08-30/chinese-owned-mine-in-png-spills-200000-litres-of-toxic-slurry/11464108

sara?

theres a cringe little mongling in here is shrieking with tears in his eyes at any post about the so called brit soap opera and announcing all his reports

the poster who is sometimes Sussex County New Jersey
sometimes the Netherlands
and claims to live in Brighton and is a nonce is here

praise kek

raw spinach is grim, but spinach cooked in olive oil is quite nice

How does a pinguin build a house?
It glues it together?
:DDDDDDDDD
youtube.com/watch?v=_V2sBURgUBI

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