Mcpolice open up!

>Mcpolice open up!

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>*hides in attic and shits bricks*

>NOT THE DOG!! SHOOT ME!

What's the context here?

LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A WHOPPER
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG PUT YOUR HANDS UP BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

see

Burger tax. All non-Americans are required to pay Burger taxes or be thrown into Mexico.

I have a receipt for the little girl, sir, your are violating the NAP, so gtfo or prepare to eat some depleted uranium rounds fag

lmao

>Except that when you bought her you also signed a contract allowing us to legally repossess her if you failed to register her online (whch you did).
What now ancap man?

> we got mcmultiple mcreport of mctip avoidance on you! please order the mcstandown and mccrawl on the mcfloorry or we mcshoot!

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Fuck you, McSupersize me bitch!

RAN RAN RU MOTHERFUCKER

NAME THE LAST THREE FOODS YOU ATE NOW!

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Ummm... IT'S HAPPY MEAL CHICKEN BURGER, MC ROYAL AND MC TURCO, SIR PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME PLEASE

based

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kek

>He shouldn't have said that so loud, he could have been trying to overload the officer's ears to get an advantage om him. The officer had every right to think his life was in danger and unload two clips on him. Thoughts and prayers for this tragic accident.

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>"Suck my mcnuggets officer"

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>In the name of Ronald McDonald, I, the police officer arriving first on the scene, sentence you to die by shooting. Any last words?
>This can't be ri-
>*splat*

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Hmm

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home of the professional burgers

Its thier McRight™ to McFukcingKillYou™ if you dont pay atlest 45% tip to the Automatic McCashier™ for its service.

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>parapapapa.webm

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rolling for freedom

rolling for 058

AYO HOL UP NIGGA DAYUM BREH!!!!!

I hope I won't get shot

damn I was thinking of that too

He wasn't seen at Mac Donald for a whole week.

roll

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Mcrollin'

rell

I'm rollin it

if you are in the usa, good luck with that.

rolling for trips

yooooo

Is this real, or is this some After Effects shenanigan?

i know comparing to this movie is overused but this really does look like a scene straight out of idiocracy

the guy forgot to bring a black shirt for the raid and someone lent him that one. Funny shit though.

UH UH UH
STEAK TACOS, HUMMUS AND WAFFLES...?

My cousin had to do that once. Fortunately he survived being shot

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waho

I WASN’T BOYCOTTING ISRAEL I SWEAR OFFICER

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>i need my guns to defend myself against a tyrannical government
>no one uses their guns when this shit happens

parapapapa I'm rollin it

if the military came cracking down, I doubt half of them would fight back.

Ro

it wasn't me officer, I didn't steal those hamburgers

Ronald gave them to me, he's here and you can talk to him about it

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why is that ramming thing so tiny

have you thank him for his service thought?

Roll

some do. but they don't last long