/brit/

Thoughts on this beaut I just pumped out?

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pay up piggie

terrible colour, texture, and shape. indicative of a miserable diet and you're most likely overweight.

who posted the vudmurk link earlier
trills dawg that jawn is fire xx

doubt ill ever have a gf unless i move to eastern europe or something

is that a fetish? Holy fuck call me mr warbuton
That isnt a fetish its just taking money from spacks

u wunt dare step foot in Leeds

i thought irish birds were well easy though lad?

get on tinder lad

Not overweight, was on the beers last night though

Might order a Turkish tonight lads

9" or 12"?

TAKE YOUR DAMN CLOTHES OFF

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this is it
youtube.com/watch?v=FrwksKULOmQ

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what makes you think you will have better luck there?

I could go out and pull any girl I wanted I just choose not to
have better things to do like Jow Forums and read

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>*sips dark fruits* yup the deep house scene of 2013-15 you had to be there to understand it everyone out in their finest top man t shirts just enjoying each other’s company techno? more like techNO! hahaha kids these days don’t understand... disclosure now THERE was an act... *sips* yup for me and my lads it was house every weekend smash like if you know what i’m on about!

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reddit.com/r/Stuffers/
lmao imagine thinking stuffing your face uncontrollably is a fetish

>tinder

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>I could go out and pull any girl I wanted I just choose not to

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met my current gf on tinder, been dating 8 months now. don’t see why everyone knocks it so much

i'm antisemetic

did the woman like getting fat
did the woman like taking money from mongs?
wow those are like her fetishes bro!! they're just like us!!

fuck off grandad nobody cares

who are u quoting?

Im a big fan of this ngl lol

got flirted with by a 50 year old woman today

because they were rejected on it so frequently that they have to make it seem like they're above it now
i.e. COPE

All girls love to have their head slammed against a wall

>dating

Grandad

I jerst dernt kner
I dernt rerlly kner

I was there..... basically my uni experience

hello lads

hath the female a rape fantasized?
wow she doth be like us!

All lads luv to have their bollocks mashed

Er jerst dernt kner whert ter der, sermberder herlp mer

you were sexually harassed

“No”
youtu.be/mwQjpHeD2OI

>i heard music when i came out
>i was well into the scene maaan
Jog on

might become a professional misogynist

was she fit?

Hmm yes, did the audio wave make contact with the ear?

pretty scary knowing that I could leave my house and randomly get shot for no reason and just die
28 years of experience gone like that

youtube.com/watch?v=6l1A4chNB7E
post tunes
not dogshit ok

How do u keep a girl interested over text lads

I’m 24 in a month lad, feeling old. Got called grandad by a bunch of 19 year olds in the smoking area when I was past out

you first lad hahaha

threaten to come to her house

yeah

be reborn as chad

oh yeah definitely she was being quite touchy/feely
for a 50 year old, yeah

Command her to slam her head against a wall

>past out

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jesus christ
sort your diet out

People like me shouldn't breed

Abort Chads

Wish I had Bernards watch

tried these already on other birds...didnt work
same

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just gonna leave this here

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...

Then command her to stamp on your knob and spit on your face

>IT'S THE 30TH AUGUST 2019, IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT, DO WE HAVE ANY PENG TINGSSSSSSS IN THE HOUSE??

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What is this

>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.

Does this Tim person post here then?

Dont believe in that reincarnation shite

Queens nose mogs it

Haven't seen an action pact movie I've actually enjoyed in years.

if you think i’m gonna read that you can get tae fuck

RIP, must have lost some earlier today.

joining the action pact
also known as the shaggers club

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Part of an action pact

wonder what post sent them over the edge

reckon im really smart lads

Might have to do a John Wick marathon

this is one of those deranged schizo images like that /x/ compilation of things like runescape in new york and golf rumours

Wish i was part of the early Black Metal scene lads

remember i made a spelling error similar to that action pact thing on here once and i didn’t go on my computer for a week to avoid showing my face in /brit/

theyre the exact size of my willy

Any plans for the weekend bois?

Scousers refer to footballers by their first names more than anyone else, Tories refer to politicians by their first names more than anyone else. Yet almost everyone thinks they have nothing in common.

Wish I lived in the Iron age

debbie

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Phil does big poos

Taking my Mum to see my brother then I have the house for myself, might wank with headphones on or something mad like that..

do 50 x 130ug lsd

>come to Portugal
>try to rob a villa
>get shot

metro.co.uk/2019/08/28/rapper-mist-shot-suspected-robbery-portugal-villa-10642823/

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just hope these new jannys put yank threads straight in the sea