Taking public speaking class in uni

>Taking public speaking class in uni
>Have to bring in object relevant to your culture and talk about it
>Realize i have nothing
Wtf euros were right

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Bring a burger.

bring an assault rifle

Bring a burger.

this

Bring a nigger

Bring imperialism

just make up your own heritage and bring something that relates to it.

Big black dildo?

Bring a copy of your student loan contract.

Elaborate on what you mean with "your culture", do you mean your American culture or the culture of your ancestors?

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It's open to interpretation, I could do anything really desu

you can't define your own culture, only outsiders can. bring a baseball bat, apple pie, halloween pumpkin, american football shirt

Bring the picture of your ancestor, you stupid amerifat

bring a gun and shoot them

Just be all muh heritage and bring something from your heritage's culture. Unless you're an actual American, then you can bring mocassins or a dreamcatcher.

Ask your parents about their heritage, do some basic research on said heritage and make your speech. The important part is that you make a good speech rather than being factually correct about the culture that you're talking about

Never met my parents desu, I have absolutely no identity

Bring a copy of the little orphan ani

Where in America do you live? Perhaps you could make a speech about a cultural impact in your local area

It doesn't necessarily have to be related to your ancestry. When I did it I talked about my running watch because I ran cross country in hikeschool

my family owned slaves so I'll bring in a Nubian Queen

What ethnicity or subculture are you?

While that would generically work for most americans, if we knew his ethnic group this may be even easier.

Kek

>When I did it I talked about my running watch
seriously, brah?

Sucks to be a generic anglo saxon eh?

Just bring a dead gook, a flame thrower and an old hood ornament