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dirty yankee

Nice kicks and he plays guitar
Already better off with women than me haha

I just took a DNA test
Turns out I'm 100% that Yank

what a piece of work is a man
how noble in reason
how infinite in faculty
in form and moving how express and admirable
in action how like an angel
in apprehension how like a god
the beauty of the world
the paragon of animals
and yet to me what is this quintessence of dust

man delights not me,
no, nor woman neither

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and what of the so-called "prick"?
this is an infernal device of distraction...would that one person would show me mercy and remove mine

Have you ever found a portal to another dimension?

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Based and Hamlet pilled

my grandparents live deep in the bavarian forest

in their house, in the attic, there is a small door about half a metre tall, and it's always been locked.
creeped me out as a kid, used to think it was a portal to another dimension or something. my cousins used to tell me stories about what was behind there and my grandparents never said what was actually behind it

then years later i watched the film coraline for the first time and the setting was so accurate except my little door was in the attic

spooky ngl

Gazing up into the darkness I saw myself as a creature driven and derided by vanity; and my eyes burned with anguish and anger.

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Literally me before school on a morning when I was younger

Anyone ever called 999? Really condescending and horrible cunts

So will trump give Tim citizenship now?

I am a 999 call handler

So sort it yourself next time.

so whats behind the door

>calling 999
runt behaviour

tim is a prime example of why it would be so grim to work for the police/nhs/social services

Already looking forward to my McDonald's breakfast for tomorrow

it looms

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Debbie was such a beautiful woman

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Seen that one of Tim with the spunk dangling off the end of his cock

builders done a number on him

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Oh fuck, he's just posted photos of his gaping anus Fuck me.

>Help I've been in a car crash
>Did the car hit the man? Did it? Yea? Aww didums, do you want a some calpol?

is this guy the /brit/ version of Drachenlord?

yeah, under your mom's skirt.

tim's cum.

anyone else see tim's cum?

at least we know that swipe down means having a wank now

mum's just asked what i'm laughing at my laptop so hard about
would be honestly too complicated to explain so i said "just memes"

How do you archive a twitter profile? I've tried and it keeps failing, Timmy is inevitably getting locked off social media soon

Need Tim's cum in me bum

anyone on steds here?

Tims leaky knob on a friday night

doing a big herc

i still don't know
my older cousin once saw what was behind it and he told me it was completely dark and he couldn't see anything, but apparently there were bats living in there

i assume it's just a storage space thing that my grandparents neglected (although idk why the door is so fucking small) and now bats are living in it

really dont know though

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utter state of amerifats
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gentiles should be arrested

What you going for lid?

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Woooo oiii oohhhh Guys guys you wouldnt believe it its mad its mental!!!!!

Timmy had someone knock at his door guys omg oh mmy godddddddddd

Guys you wont believe it you wont believe it

Mark had loads of foood! oh my god fuck me guys you wont believe it

You wont believe it guys Tim has took a picture of himself standing with his cock out somewhere guys guys look click this

ngl i have about the same size cock as tim

Seen that one of Tim piledriving that cute Swedish bird?

What went so wrong?

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why does tim have a permanent lob on?

Is Tim genuinely posting nudes now? What the fuck

Gentles should be arrested

top tier post lid

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How long before … Cock out in Grande Cafe Oxford today - picture by and of me Timothy James Byrne

Tim in ascendence
Mark fading into obscurity

Not what I'd have hoped for if I'm completely honest with myself

I will piss my pants laughing if he takes one outside in the usual spot

He's all of you in about 20 years

seething mongoloid who can't find humour in those things

mad that the only point of life is getting your cock in a fanny

really need some tim truman show photoshops

I feel it is inevitable.

Meat is murder

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He's high-test

sad cunt

ah yes here's boring frog bastard here to seethe too

Off to toil

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>Timmy goes for a trip to Oxford and begins his live art show there
The perfect disguise, he'll fit right in

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How long before Tim has a premium snapchat?

how long until tim posts a picture of one of his bears covered in cum?

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My old man's custom stainless steel ruger is getting destroyed today. I couldn't wait to inherit that gun and now it's gone.

Fuck Jacinda, Fuck Australian autists and Fuck muslims

>Meat is murder
Most sensible post a yank has ever made.

tim needs sectioning

thats a really nice strat

jealous ngl

t. hopeless simp

Cut sugar. Start with the Greeks. Do compound lifts regularly.

Shagging shopper bear

Poor Tim.

Poor lost, confused Tim.

the 17 year old gf doesn't think it's ok to laugh about tim

sang this to the tune of back to school by the deftones

9am-2am shift tomorrow hahah fuck me need the money though

NY is massively impressive from afar, but feels a bit monotonous and oppressive when you're in the thick of it. Not terribly interesting if you ask me

becus its not funny and never has been he is just fucking creepy

who cares what a vagina-possessor thinks

Foreigner checking in, has Tim been a slow decline or was this a surprise?

That's funny since I was reading Walter Kaufmanns exegesis of Kierkegaard, Nietzsche and Schopenhauer and benched 90kg for 5 reps about 90 minutes ago, go fuck yourself.

not i

tim is fanning the flames of his online notoriety

The smiths are overrated

I’m not what you want you fell in love with an idea and I was never never never never never enough
Tonight I’m riding out of here

>exegesis

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wish i still had my collection of fedora pictures

So who's going to call the Paedo hunters when Tim's taking nudes with a lob on outside.

His days are number; he'll get battered by the locals.

scousers may boycott the Sun but they all watch Sky Sports so murdoch still wins

So the police payed him a visit, wonder how that discussion went

For Schopenhauer, we know sex to be the "decided and strongest affirmation of life by the fact that for man in the natural state, as for the animal, it is his life's final end and highest goal,"

His mental health was slowly degrading but ever since his boiler broke it has picked up massively

Curious about Emma Watson’s poo. Not sure if I’d eat but I’d definitely give it a sniff.

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the builders have got their wish...

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? IS THIS WHAT YOU REALLY WANTED!?!?

all publicity is good publicity

tim is a machiavellian mastermind

*surreptitiously googles sexegesis*

they are underrated if anything

eating home made curry

How is Tim justifying posting nudes? Has he acknowledged it in his videos?