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anime

shit thread

Whipped cream on his knob

im taller than you

Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was and look where my hand was
Time isn't holding up, time isn't after us
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was
Letting the days go by, same as it ever was
Here a twister comes, here comes the twister
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the days go by)
Same as it ever was, same as it ever was (Letting the days go by)
Once in a lifetime, let the water hold me down
Letting the days go by, water flowing underground

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lads did you hear, tim got his cock out

Lads his fucking bellend is out and it’s wet

Is that tims cum??

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Why do none Britons seek to break the boys up?

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does tim masturbate to porn? his imagination? teddies?

i'm 6'4

it's honey

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1167572580204711936
no this is tims cum

>tfw no summer wife

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nah just whipped cream

>be a pretty boy
>be charismatic whilst snorting a slug of cocaine and generally having a personality

>be a Jow Forumsizen
>grrrr so yeah I lift grrrrr
>*girl walks away because of no charisma*

profoundly disturbing image

SQUIRTY CREAM

can't be sectioned unless he's an imminent threat to himself or the public

Posting pictures of yourself with whipped cream on your willy on twitter doesn't qualify for mental help lmao

lmao, how accurate is that pic?

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>squirty cream on the knob

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bit of whipped cream on the cock

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>just don’t lift bro, girls love skinny guys these days

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ok this is too fucking far

bring back the mental asylums
lock the nutters, stinky bastards, loonies, street-shouters, homeless, and druggies up
keep them out of society
AND
in the process you create a load of new jobs
brilliant idea
who pays for this?
ah
yes
well the state pays a private company to do all of this by a very elaborate neoliberal system...

Well this thread is about to be jannied

lock everyone who isn't me up

not a big fan of the direction the producers are going with this season of tim, the side characters were weak and they’ve doubled down with the exhibitionist plot

wish i had that much hair

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>be ugly overweight schizoid manlet
>no real romantic prospects whatsoever
shut up you cunt

WHIPPED
CREAM

OH HIS WILLY

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>be a pretty boy
>be Jow Forums
>be charismatic whilst snorting a slug of cocaine and generally having a personality
they aren’t mutually exclusive, why are you finding this so hard to understand?

imagine licking her fanny

how much would you have to be paid to lick the cream off tim's rock solid cock? How much would you have to be paid to swallow his cum and call yourself his slut?

Even... 1 month ago, Tim getting his knob out for nearly every image was a very unrealistic possibility.

:(

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Why is he completely hairless? That just makes it even more disturbing

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literal 10

>girls with fringes

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would do it for £1000

$1000 for the former
$10000 for the latter

why did the man put the whipped cream on his dick?

HAHAHAHHAHHAH

she's so beautiful lads

literal 10

mental, I would only rate her a 6

ew

bc to want to become Jow Forums means you’re devoid of any personality and most of the time looks as well

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is this moni?

how did it come to this

grim grim grim grim griiiiiiiiiiiimm

mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1167554203130236930

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unironically fit because she looks so sweet and innocent. she looks virginal

didn't you molest your niece?

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kinda chick you'd fuck then feel really shit about the next day and would have to block and take a few weeks off just to get away from the vibes

i'd give her hourly cum rations bro

yeah this is an experience i believe you've had

wtf

>the oxford bender literally knows summer irl
ITS NOT FAIR
GOD DAMNIT

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indeed i am definitely not a virgin

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Me in the middle.

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Fuck that faggot

thats fucked.. actually scares me a bit knowing how vulnerable we all are and a mental illness could creep up any single one of us

this could quite literally be our fate, willy posting on twitter

Why is anime girl karen so popular?

Going to the gym is good for you and it gives you an edge over competition. Besides a lot of people go to the gym with mates anyway in the same way other lads would play football together.
Don’t know where you are getting this “devoid of personality” shit from, most people only spend 4-5 hours in the gym a during the whole week.

unironically would be glad if oxford faggot died of aids

190 couldn't handle heroin
He's a lightweight, OD'd on a spliff didn't he

Have you guys seen City Lights (1931)?

i heard he also molested his niece

yeah

do the deathlift, they said

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youtube.com/watch?v=60mLvBWOMb4

also become quite the meme on twitch recently

what the fuck is this. is that an actual thing they serve or are they just taking the piss

holy fuck he's got cum dripping from his cock

like actually

It's good innit

that was never proved
its bollocks. theyre very far away from each other

I had this thought earlier, pretty scary. Mad to think Tim was just a normal bloke once

pretty much every diner has it on the menu

>also become quite the meme on twitch recently

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I miss when Tim wanted the dentist out of business

Is the Oxford bender the fruit who always posts about the Jewish bloke?

i take it that everyone's going out tomorrow night instead

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it doesn’t give an edge

Important things:
Wealth
Face
Height
Deep voice/accent
Social status
Musical talent

Is it racist if I wear a kilt but I am English?

aye, I like The Gold Rush a bit more though

404 chest not found

no i'm looking after my sister's cat

nah he literally posted a picture of himself with her

Big boy shit

Don't know what it's saying

Does anyone else get the occasional glimpse of what it would be like to be a normie? A woman definitely seemed interested in me today but I couldn't talk to her. I'm tall, well-built and not bad looking but I'm so fucked up from my shitty upbringing I act like I'm autistic to push women away.

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ate racism

>think you missed the sundae there tim

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