>this is your average black Florida man
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This is your average black Florida man
Jonathan Nguyen
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Cameron Nelson
>average
But he's not on meth or bath salts, he's not emaciated, and he's not attacking anyone
Ayden Reed
He's clearly on something, I'm guessing either percs or spice.
Adam Russell
Why do everyone talks shit about Florida? I was watching a yt vid about some guy sailing in Florida and it looked very nice
Angel Roberts
Everyone in Florida is batshit insane, apparently. Google "Florida man" and you'll see why.
Aaron Clark
Florida's the third highest populated state. Behind Cali and Texas which are both xboxhuege. More numbers = higher incidents in the news and crazies. Simple as
>google "florida man"
Oh nevermind, I see you're from leddit / twitter
Carter Myers
>>google "florida man"
>Oh nevermind, I see you're from leddit / twitter
Okay?
Hunter Murphy
>More numbers = higher incidents in the news and crazies.
not quite.
Florida actually has hilariously lax public information and privacy laws, so it's relatively easy (and common practice) to dig up information on random crimes and incidents committed here.
They make for inoffensive, cheap, and easy news stories and thus lead to the seemingly prolific legend of Florida Man
Grayson Perry
i thought it has something to do with laws, apparently in florida you can post photos and full names of criminals
Isaac Thomas
That too.
How are things in Chile?
Jackson Gomez
Keep talking about this.
Aaron Roberts
Is Miami safe for Canadians? I was thinking of heading there for a few days after visiting Cuba.
Jayden Jackson
Photos and full names are allowed
Jack Martin
I'm literally going to rob you if I see you. There's a huge crime wave in Miami Beach right now they don't like to talk about. I got in it.
Bentley Taylor
Why though?
Jaxon Mitchell
The answer depends entirely on if you're from Quebec or not. One results in getting welcomed with open arms. In the other scenario, I will personally drive up to the airport and protest your arrival and request that you go back to your country
Jaxon Adams
Yeah I'm québécois.
Julian Mitchell
Then on you go.
nah i'm just eating shit here. You'll be alright either way. The driving is worse than any actual crime or other dangers IMO
And if you're bored and evidently so interested in the topic, maybe you'd like to give this a read:
Jacob Brown
Thanks dude.
Henry Rodriguez
Les québécois sont une race des perverts.
Gavin Richardson
Non.
Grayson Powell
actual Floridian here
yes Floridians are crazy
nearly everybody is a senile old cunt from out of state, a cousin fucker with a lifted pickup, a drug dealing spic, or a delinquent addicted to opiates/crack
everyone is armed to the teeth
the cops are all crooked as fuck and are either shooting black people, planting drugs during traffic stops, or conning some schizophrenic geezer
turn signals simply are not used here and everybody drives 10 under or 20 over at all times
if you dare ride a bike then Cletus will be swerving into you with his f150
if it wasn't for based Cubans this place would be completely irredeemable. I say that as a white guy. Cuban girls are extremely fine (and easy) and Cuban food is incredible
Grayson Cruz
>t. Marco Rubio