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>Janitor applications are now being accepted for the next ~48 hours. Apply here.

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women appreciate frugality because it shows you're responsible

t. never lived in a dictatorship

make sure you buy a mattress with the bed, apparently they don't come standard
unless you have an uncle with a spare in his van

>women appreciate frugality because it shows you're responsible

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need to go to the shop and get some sugar but cannae be arsed

Tim vs Harvey Price.
Who wins?

ah yes

Agreed. Glad our founding fathers knew better.

Tim would teach him how to sweep

Hello all!

wish i could stay up late enough to look at aus/pol/

Trump's America is a dictatorship

Actual democracy has only really existed a handful of times on the level of a sovereign state.

i already have a mattress and box spring im just debating one of those posh ikea bedframes or just going rawdog
howling

Better pick up a few cans for the roast chum

distill it from your urine, should take an hour or so

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fucking wogs

sounds like they had a lot of fun chasing fenians out of glasgow last night

need this darkie out of business pronto

as of last night, I am a single man again

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fenians you say?

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Do I wake him?

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gay

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD
better start looking at fin lad

Pure democracy only existed in Athens. The ability to vote on who you want your leaders to be has existed countless times, often in the form of a republic.

is this the vibrant culture that labour are after

baka lad leave them alone or call an ambulance/police

would root this bogans hole silly

ah yes, i now think extremely uneducated people should make complex decisions that they don't understand because one guy was mean once, thanks for showing me the light

bro u just posted cringe

Good, post your ex.

is that farage

the builder thing has completely broken tims mind
he used to be a functioning schizophrenic with semi-rational thought. he isnt anymore, hes now totally insane, in every sense of the word. simply a raving animalistic lunatic and should be incarcerated in an asylum/mental
hospital for public safety
unironically

>ah yes, i now think extremely uneducated people should make complex decisions that they don't understand because one guy was mean once, thanks for showing me the light

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>bro
Pure cringe

getting ready for the 'cane

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ur glasses look like little tvs

Democracy isn't perfect but it's way better than dictatorship

Gentlemen.

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dilate

Could turn him into a trap desu

what would you buy in this situation?
me?
would buy literally all the bottled water and resell it at a massive markup

will just get plugs when the time comes

Didn't even know you had a missus

it only works in an american accent, kind of like mate doesn't work at all in an american accent

what does it mean when someone tells you to dilate? I thought it meant when ftm trannies have to blow their pretend cocks up or am I just thinking of inflate

>everyone going straight for the chips and m&ms instead of canned goods and water

yep it's yankland alright
hope they all drown in their basements

don't get it, what did finlad do

Am I to wake homeless Corbyn or not?

you would drown in 3 feet of water manlet

Wankers

nah, opposite lad, dilate is when you spread your pretend fanny open

there is nothing wrong with being fat
t. likes fat women

good post but he needs finasteride for his imminent balding

dilate's the opposite, mtf transexuals who have to put a dildo-like rod into their opening an hour a day for the rest of their life to stop the wound from closing

applied for the jobs lads

Based. Fuck racism. However banning weapons is not the answer. Proletarians should carry more weapons and form their own militia to defend themselves.

aye since end of last year
well as the french would say, c'est la vie...

I follow the example of Mormons and fundamentalist Christians.

Peanuts and peanut butter are easy to store, cheap, high calorie, and delicious.

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very redpilled band
youtube.com/watch?v=LAWF1OaMD8U

got 3 essays to write by monday and i've only done one of them

niko cousin
lets go bowling

same lad but at least I get 2 weeks off (aka working three days a week + saturdays)

nasty

give me a quick rundown on the latest hurricane

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What the fuck is this?

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what the fuck are niggers

arrogant students

that face ahaha

cake
bread and milk is a meme whenever we get a bad storm. ironic since the milk will go bad (and not last long) in an extended outage and the bread will go pretty quick too, while being low calorie
a bunch of Floridians will probably die. Nothing of value will be lost

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Just went to see the new Tarantino movie it was awful

disabled tradie welfare bludger

the liberal coastal elitist jews are using black magic to drown the good ol american south

in what world is bread low calorie

mm sorry to hear mate

quelle surprise

Fuck it going back to the bus stop, if I die at lest i outlived Bury fc

night xx

tbf im seriously considering dropping out
reckon i could make more money being a miner out in bumblefuck

>liberal coastal elitist jews

describes florida too tbf

>hurricane cake

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a loaf of wheat bread is only like 1400 calories. that's like half a day if you're in a bad situation

good luck

I'm alright with it tbqh, mostly just feel bored

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar

The Englishman wants to leave, so they all have to.

is Tim temp banned from twitter or something? want to see more of him...

>Missus' actual BO actually, somehow manages to smell not bad, in fact quite pleasant this morning
how do women do it lads

Ireland and Scotland are not countries