My NPC neighbor said he was buying btc
My NPC neighbor said he was buying btc
Hunter White
Andrew Edwards
>orbiter
>he doesnt think he is an NPC.
>mfw
Jonathan Cox
it's not orbiting when she loves you
Adam Ross
that's a dude
Christopher White
>that's a dude
NPCs make that mistake
Lincoln Myers
>that NPC who still browses /b/ and still makes trap jokes
Juan Cooper
How much LINK to lick her feet
Xavier Wood
>jokes
Look m8, you can't browse Jow Forums and not be wary of every woman you see posted.
Levi Hernandez
Fair enough
Brody Long
>I am going to purchase Bitcoin stock.
Easton Peterson
>How much LINK to lick her feet
Lucas Nguyen
I have no programmed response for this situation. brrrrrrrrrrrrrp
Elijah Morales
>Futures, actually.
Nicholas Thompson
tfw you realize your neighbor is an early investor compared you holding the bags. your neighbor laughs at you
Chase Reed
>tfw you realize your neighbor is an early investor compared you holding the bags. your neighbor laughs at you
Alexander Cooper
She is pregnant. I know, it pissed me off too.
Jackson Martinez
that boomer NPC who still makes jokes about no women on the internet
Juan Murphy
>She is pregnant. I know, it pissed me off too.
David Nguyen
I LOVE CIARA CASH
Caleb Diaz
Brody Sullivan
Out of all retarded camwhores this has to be one of the most ugliest
Jack Cooper
lol ikr
Carson Wood
>Out of all retarded camwhores this has to be one of the most ugliest
no
Gavin Jenkins
Grayson Miller
Jewess?
Levi Rodriguez
btx
Aiden Nguyen
kek. it's alright pal. you tried
be good to NPCs
Dylan Williams
for real? wtf!
Ayden Rivera
>be good to NPCs
wat
Nathan Brooks
I think I'd unironically end it at that height.
Does anyone have a guess on how tall this lil guy is?
Henry Jackson
5'3 or thereabouts
Jaxon Fisher
Being good to them is good for your soul.
Brandon Miller
no matter how big your stack, ciara will never give you a footjob
Jackson Roberts
>she
Luke Perez
Thank God
t. 5'9
Wyatt Hughes
>5'9
king of manlets
Henry Peterson
ciara is unironically a biological female
Eli Gray
>tfw you will never have a ciara level cute gf
>why even live
Nolan Clark
I thought I was too old for her, turns out she's dating a dude a few years older than me.
FUCK
Henry Gonzalez
>dating
he straight up pays her to cum inside
Julian Bailey
based, imagine being a crypto multimillionaire with a legal teen gf that lets you do whatever you want sexually.
Joshua Barnes
Honestly I don't think you would need to have millions of dollars. I am 32 and want this, I have talked to girls on seeking arrangement who are legal teens and they think "buying me a car" is the height of everything. Many of these girls are classic blonde beautiful girls who are always told they should be models. I find that the girls on there who are just "regular" looking (ie not huge boobs, not cheerleader looking or blonde) don't think they are pretty. What most people don't realize is by the time you are pushing 40 as a guy, any teenage girl who is thin is going to be an IRL 10/10 fantasy to you.
Anyway, I think if I just have $50,000 in liquid pissing a way cash in a few years I am going to do this. I think you can get a college age girl's time for about 2 years pretty easy if you are not obese yourself and are willing to buy her a new $25,000 car and piss away $25,000 in dinners and clothes and whatever
Camden Cruz
>50k just for a thot
just get an escort at that point
Daniel Ross
all women are whores user, just understand what exactly their cost is.
Jason Howard
that's fine but it's cheaper to just use escorts if you're going to be beta enough to buy a car for some whore lol
Cameron Lopez
i would rather have a teen pseudo gf who would stay at my house a lot
than some hooker with fake blonde hair and fake tits who just fucks for an hour
Brody Martinez
I was just joshing you guys knowing it would devastate you. I don’t know who she is.
But is she Jewish? I need to know before I break out the onahole.
Ryder Wilson
>But is she Jewish? I need to know before I break out the onahole.
Xavier Evans
>have 2 abortions without asking the guy
Typical normie emo roaster
Ethan Evans
>$25k car & $25k thrown away
>for some stupid whore to cheat on you behind your back and increase her own income without reporting those "gifts" (tax free retard autist bucks)
vs
>1 year
>$100 xzy on-a-hole with watter based lube & $2.4k holding crypto
I just saved you x10 your original estimated investment and on top of that you have the possibility of making a return on your new on-a-hole pussy investment.
>not listening when old men talk about bitches
It's pretty obvious desu.
Gabriel Bailey
>cheat on you
bro I am paying her to fuck me not be my wife
I am not trying to save money, i want a teen to spend a year sleeping next to me in my bed and sucking my dick, i don't want anything else or to save money
it's not complicated
>hey I am going to buy a nice steak and eat it slowly
>OMG just drink a protein shake and eat some fiber there I saved you money
you don't get it
Noah Nguyen
When you have that pistol in your mouth crying "muh she was the one that got away!" pull the trigger. You sound like a weakling by the tone of your posts.
Just do it.
Benjamin Watson
I just read le reddit thread where girl has a baby and wants an abortion. The guy says that he will leave her if she does. Then people commented with over 500 le upvotes that she should dump him because if he dumps her for that, he is going to dump her for anything.
The absolute state of this world, or is it just the women who are insane?
Colton Harris
>When you have that pistol in your mouth crying "muh she was the one that got away!" pull the trigger.
what in the crap are you talking about
Leo Walker
I think she's 75% irish, 25% jewish
Aiden Clark
Amateur.
Justin Price
>Amateur.
I am an amateur because I want to fuck teen girls for money lol ok
Joshua Allen
it's some roastie or blue pill simp you're talking to that think women are god's gift to the world and not a cum receptacle you rent out.
Sebastian Thomas
>it's some roastie or blue pill simp you're talking to that think women are god's gift to the world and not a cum receptacle you rent out.
I m the one trying to rent her out wtf are you talking about
Julian Thompson
reddit = authoritarian conformity
Aiden Turner
yes that's my point the other guy thought women are something more than a series of holes.
Asher Price
What's with the traps recently. fuck off degenerates
Ayden Perry
Abortions are GOOD. That's why Trump has paid for 4 of them.
Nicholas Robinson
What are you talking about. Save yourself the pain and just get a onahole. Listen to your forefathers.
Carson Cooper
She's not a trap
Ryan Reyes
she's actually a reverse shadow trap, a girl that passes as a boy trying to pass as a girl.
John Watson
Where the fuck are mods what Is this nigger shit
Isaiah Baker
>Trump has paid for 4 of them.
no he's pro life
life begins at conception
Jace Wright
fuck off to r9k with the trap horsecrap. they love it there
Matthew Morgan
>footfag
>doesnt think hes an NPC
Logan Collins
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