How do you parents deal with your inceldom?

>22
Heh.
I oficially promised myself I'd an hero if I reched 25 as a virgin. I didn't. I lost it finally at 26, not long after my birthday. It was shit. It's been 6 months ago. Didn't have sex since then, and nothing implies that I will in the nearest future.

I don't get it, why do some parents assume that their incel sons are gay? It's not like they see them with guys either.

no, we are catholic (or at least we used to be)

Enjoy your eternity of virginity then.
No girl will ever want you the way you are.

>he's a 22 year old incel
lmao, try walking a mile in my shit. not that i care about sex. somebody betta call me based

17 and never had a gf, call the presses

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>Enjoy your eternity of virginity
thanks, i will

>Worshipping a dead god

Get a job, user, start getting your finances in order. Even a fat bastard can get some gold digger with decent cash.

you are the one whos obsessed with it

how can God die? you seem confused

I've been wagecucking for 2 years now, office job. I am not fat.

I'm an ugly manlet though.

Seems really pointless if people only want you for your money. I'd rather just be an incel forever

No one takes catholicism seriously in Brazil.
Metaphorically. The religion is dead

>I'm an ugly manlet though.
My deepest condolences. Is there any salvaging your face? Could you get a cardio bunny body and at least get some gym bear to decide to take you home to his cave as his new mate?

Parents think their kids are male models, so the only reason they're not with dozens of "girlfriends", it's because they are gay

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nobody takes catholicism seriously here either

Life is like that. I would never love a ugly girl too, so I think it's fair

>Is there any salvaging your face?
I am dark blond and blue eyed type, so I guess I could get a lot of fine Asian/Latina pussy if I actually had money to visit those countries.

you're saying don't worship because others don't. you're a cuck and a fag

Here in Latam, blue eyes are only valuable are they are accompanied with a germanic surname. Slavs are fucked here

fake lol
having light eyes is a huge bump

Only very poor people still believe in that, and only because the religion say that they'll become rich if they donate money to the church

there is no reason to fuck an amateur these days, they might "feel raped" a day/decade later
stick to pros

because all blue-eyed humans here are germans

Am I still a virgin if I was molested as a child?

i have blue eyes, born blonde and im a tanned slav who looks nothing like a german

I think this is mostly a meme than anything else.
I don't think this is really common.

Either way, it's just a excuse to rape them for real

croats are actualy goths

im kajkavian, not croat

>I don't think this is really common.
I've seen and heard enough from people I actually know, not internet shit. It's way too common and it happens everywhere. Women are the same everywhere.

I doubt any Latino would actually be able to tell the origin of my surname.

And I can pull a pretty good German accent. When I went abroad and asked people where do they think I come from based on my accent/looks, they almost always said Germany. Kek.

no, people don't care about surname and they don't even think about immigration and people's ascendency lol wtf are you on

A lot of Latinas wouldn't give a shit about your surname, they'd be happy with a white guy.

>Women are the same everywhere.
Yeah, but does anyojne really cares about what they say?
Polish surnames are easily recognizable

There are millions of whites in Latam. Being white isn't really something exotic here

i'm not talking about the church, i'm talking about your relation to it. you're a cuck and a fag

But plenty of Latinas want white guys with blond hair and blue eyes, there's more to Latin American than Brazil.

Why?

>croatia

>but i cant really do anything about it
you deserve being an incel

Trust me mine isn't. It doesn't end with "ski" or "icz".

I think it might be too late for me now anyway sadly. I feel that my libido is systematycally falling since few years. I don't get boner from just looking or thinking about women anymore, I need a lot of stimulation. I couldn't actually get fucking hard during my first time, due to many reasons.

because your point is subjective

Does that makes me a cuck and a fag?

They think i'm gay

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>i don't get a boner just from looking

That's called being an adult
Not getting it up from nervousness is another thing entirely, which kind of sucks. You can give up, sex is overrated. Love is pretty cool though if you can find it.

i dont know why you are saying that, simply for various reasons i dont see myself getting in a relationship, i sympathize with my parents and understand how they feel, but i cannot force myself into a relationship because of them
really, in my case i can get aroused very easily

>son is 20 and has never had a gf
>he must be gay
I fucking hate people like this

>Sex is overrated
>Love is pretty cool though
>Ex left me, though we had sex nearly every day we met she didn't really love me

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Mine would be chocked if they knew i lost mine.
Aunt joked i got a hicky . mom was dont say that scared me.....she literally tries to cockblock me by really tryin to friend the girl so no alone time

His problem is that his mom is a whore

This.
Startin to see asian girls disliking white guys now cuz of sexpats in thailand lbh english teachers and wannabe puas that are just obnoxious.

my deeply religious mom told me she's accepted me and that it would be ok if I brought home a boyfriend, because I've never had a gf

im saying that because you're avoiding the situation by saying "oh it's not my fault so I guess I can't do shit"

what do you expect me to force myself to get a gf to please my parents?
how would that even work

My brother's even more of a fuckup than I am, so he gets most of the attention thankfully

yes. obviously

>he doesn't have a girlfriend past a certain age so he has to be gay
Why do people come up with absurd ideas like that one? What is the root of this dumb reasoning?
My mother recently told me that some dumb fucks she knows think I'm gay because I don't have a girlfriend and I've never had one.
So I told her "If I were gay, why don't I have a boyfriend instead?" to which she said nothing.

20, virgin, never had a gf, could count all the friends I had in my life with my two hands and really don't need any hands to count the ones I have today because I don't have any. I hate talking to people but I can do it, socializing isn't hard, just annoying. Gladly my mother was (and still is) happy that I never do the stupid shit she sees other young people doing also she isn't very kind on me having a gf since she think that they would "corrupt" my good self, which suits me just fine 'cause talking to woman is a pain in the ass. Funny thing is that in my line of work I have a lot of chances to meet cute girls and I get hit on a lot of times and I always blue ball them (which just serves to inflate my pride even more).

Because most people have regular sex and literally cannot imagine how anyone wouldn't. So the "obvious" conclusion is that you don't have a girlfriend because you're out sucking off anonymous men in a public park at night.

they're unemployed and I basically support their asses

they don't talk shit anymore because they know i can cut off their neetbux if they get uppity

I think this nigga got underaged b& by accident lol

Parents USED to care enough about who their offspring were marrying to arrange it themselves.
Now they just bitch and moan about it not just happening.
Typical boomers

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story? are you an abo?

Boomers grew up in the '60s/'70s when girls were literally throwing themselves at men. You honestly think a nerd like Jordan Peterson wouldn't be an incel if he was born in 1995

>go out to eat with my mom earlier this week
>she keeps telling me that a lot of girls in the restaurant are checking me out
fuck off

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Why do boomers do this. It feels like mockery

fuck ur mom then, she won't "corrupt" you, be a good boy

They don't care, and if they do they never said a thing, which is the same thing as not caring since I don't know about it.
My sister already has a son, so they don't really need me to give them grandsons.

Lmao r u me

i was thrown out the house with a small botttle of moonshine at 15, get out there and get some my mother said. i would rather play civII and watch x files on saturdays, but i had to socialise. and it was fun, from 19 to 25 i fugged almost every weekend.

Dont mind it so much, they will stop caring. Im 27 and my parents dont care about it.

my mom says im so good looking yet im a 25 yo khv

My parents never bring it up, and I'm almost 25 too. Maybe they let it slide since I'm not a complete failure, and actually have a career instead of leeching off them? Maybe they think I'm gay and afraid to come out? I'm curious what they think, but not enough to actually ask.

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I grew up not talking about sex or relationships with my parents so hearing this mother outright telling her son sex is awesome makes me cringe a little

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I’m such an incel I don’t even know what kind of condom to buy. Meeting a tinder date tomorrow wtf do I do lmao. Dick is 7inches. Do I need magnum?

My parents and I never speak of sexual things and never have really.
Other than the birds and the bees talk from dad that's about it.
It shocked me once when I heard my friend and his dad checking out girls on the beach while the mum encouraged it.

this i would freak out if i ever heard my mom say those words

I don't care. I never want to see my parents again.

my mom always tells me to check out all the bitches in scant clothing when we're out shopping.

My family in general is pretty autistic so perhaps they expected it.

Better that they think that I’m virgin rather than that I bang prostitutes

>tfw 28 and never had a girlfriend
Gosh I wish I were dead.

my mom told me about a pretty 18 year old girl she said i should talk to, and that was the first and last time she ever tried. has made the "I'd be okay if you were gay" comments as well,

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fag
any condom usualy works.

>Look son they're all looking at you
Hahaha if they are it's not the good kind of looks it's the
>Ew look at him and he's THAT old going out with his mom?

You don't need a magnum unless you're really girthy.
Most condoms will be work up to 7.5-8" in length circumference matters more in terms of if you need a different condom

bro i almost had a heart attack that sounded just like me

>Ew look at him and he's THAT old going out with his mom?
This doesn't really happen. People do not think it's cringe to go out with their parents.

they feel sorry for me, but not much else one time I told someone that lost my virginty in a brothel, I was asked if my dad took me