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suck my pagoda sounds like us marine grunt slang from the vietnam war

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NEED an eilis gf

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Lads we still talking about demons and stuff?

oh, those cheeky Germans

Aye

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Since Brit/Irish don’t have a cuisine and now they just eat American fast food and foreign imports, what were they eating in the 70s and earlier?

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Cry more you fucking bourgeois skank boo fuckign hoo

here is a recent photo of me and the gf

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>Dubai airport totally sold out of dip

For fucks sake. Finna start smoking again

a full english, like I'm about to

she cute
do NOT ' me

>song about sucking dick and fucking old married guys
>waaah im so innocent
>picture could easily be wearing a strapless dress
wtf?

What is that?

Spuds, milk and beef 2bh

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she's a public figure and has a right to be upset that her image and name was used without consultation regardless of her additional points

bread and drippings

like God intended

Finna drink some poppy tea and have a cheeky wank to some VR trannies

Google boogled?

Good morning I just woke up it's 7 AM
I wen to bed at 10 PM
time to take the meds....

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witches were probably real and deserved their gruesome deaths
they're I'm saying what we were all thinking

she lost some of her right to privacy when she decided to become a public figure. all they did was do an artistic picture of her. it's not a deepfake or anything libelous

Screaming

nobody likes you, in real life or in this threads, you mentally deranged freak. the world and /brit/ would be better off if you had never been born

Why so bully?

Same to you edgelord

Lmfao

Cause finlads a simple jack

i'll have the cream of sum yung gai

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how do you like your sausage rolls

one big piece or little pieces like pic related

yanks need not reply

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I stopped drinking coffee which has got to be the best decision in my life
I've never slept so well in my life
In the mornings I'm never tired and I go to sleep very easily

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can you get like opium out of common poppies?

Take the piss

trainer at toil brought these in for the group.

not good. AT ALL

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is having sex with a retarded girl illegal?

fuck off you retarded faggot
alri finlad what's on the docket for you today ?

do finns brew their coffee with egg shells?

Try to run
Try to hide
Break on through to the other side yeaaaaaah

TOP OF THE MORNING TO YOU
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Pics

If they're alive you can milk them for opium, which is what painkillers are made from. If they're dead and dried you can use the straw to make tea and get high. Also, the seeds often are coated in opiates from the inside of the pod so if you get unwashed ones you can also make tea.

I find most people pawn their retarded daughters on to some old creep when they hit around 30

try this on for size
youtube.com/watch?v=CBRQM0vErH8

is that the tea you're drinking? what's the high like?

Yes man yesss fucking tune

youtu.be/RLG1ys2CGcI

WTF Americans do that????????

Do some stuff and study and write important documents

I use popyp seeds cause they're a lot easier to find than straw. The high is nice, like oral morphine but less drowsy, which might be due to the thebaine. The high varies between batches, sometimes the same amount can you get you super fucked out. I've accidentally nodded out when I had shit to do because a batch was stronger than I expected

be honest with us lad
are you the president of finland?

how do i get in on this?

>WTF Americans do that????????
no that's actually a Norwegian thing but maybe it's just a prairie thing and it's actually American but I see it as Norwegian
it reduces the acidity of coffee because the egg shells are very basic and improves the flavor and helps some of the discomfort from drinking coffee

Are you that funky looking degenerate with the funny piercings and shit
Figures you take opioids

I don't know. It's just something I've noticed

No, I don't have any piercings. I'm a skinny twink

her eyes they shone like diamonds
i thought her the queen of the land

could use a very light muscle relaxer on days after working out don't want anything crazy or addictive

wait like in the grounds in the brew cup? do you break up the shell or pop that bitch in full size? also do you have to clean the egg shell first?

Finland is an asshole in real life and abuses /brit/s compassion for the weak by pretending to be a retard.

It was either piercings or a faggot mohawk

it's just cracked egg shells left over from cooking eggs, washed and then usually broken into smaller pieces

It's definitely addictive. Probably not as much as pills but if you do it every day eventually you'll get withdrawals.

this you?
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anyone seen azealia? god shes so fucking based

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Me? I’ve been looking to acquire muscle relaxers, gobble a few on my day off and just fucking melt on the couch out of this dimension into a faraway place. I don’t want to be able to move my body. I want pure relaxation.

thats are president lad

youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nYSgnlOMpChIZD9RZl7Hc454vze93RTA8

I got that same tier set in black temple

imagine being rich and famous and SEETHING this much at random instagram comments lmao

the irish language is cringe af

remember when she was heeming those micks

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seething
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sounds dangerous a neighbor of mine growing up was addicted to these and rum

why didn't they fish though?

STELLLLAAAA
STEEEEEELLLLLAAAAAA

Don’t get people who prefer stimulants to downers, yeah snorting a line of coke feels great but nothing’s better than lying in bed, warm and monged out on benzos.

as an American of 1/8 Irish descent I find this post extremely offensive

At Shake Shack lads

waking too early these days
have to dial it forward a bit
keep getting on here in yank hours

different situations call for different drugs innit? on a night out, coke and/or mdma are great for being open and chatting to girls

bit hard for someone from cavan or tipperary to go fishing lad

Well lads

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who are these cretins

honestly think america is based and those are my true feelings on the matter

*drives a double decker bus over both of these melts*
*keeps going and smashes into the side of /britfeel/ and annihilates every single poster*

>british muslims are now giving themselves da'esh style kunyas
hmmmmmm

always get piss in my underwear
not a retard just get can't help it

Rasheed what the fuck is a kunya

Kunya tell me haha

ScotsGa there champ