Be Ukrainian

>Be Ukrainian
>Get conquered by Tsarist Russia for basically no reason
>Be Ukrainian
>Have all of your property confiscated by communist Russia for basically no reason
>Be Ukrainian
>Have a famine that kills 5 million people, Soviet Russia does nothing
>Be Ukrainian
>Get invaded by Nazis, thank them for getting rid of the Russians, get immediately genocided
>Be Ukrainian
>Gain independence from Soviet Russia, country immediately collapses
>Be Ukrainian
>Have the most valuable piece of your country confiscated by Vladimir Putin
Is there a less lucky country?

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Half of the country was also a cumdumpster for the Ottomans for 400 years

>Have a famine that kills 5 million people, Soviet Russia does nothing
famine was made by ruSSia to feed moscowites and peresburg

no

but i still like them

really? I didn’t know that. Do you have a link?

No

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ottoman slave bazaars were full of ukranian qts. good old days.

Turkish men are generally treated very well in Ukraine because Ukrainian women see them and see a much richer man than the average Ukrainian man.

t. I used to date a Ukrainian girl and went there sometimes and saw that

>Be Ukrainian
Abandoned nuclear weapons with strategic dementia

slavic chicks know turkey from antalya vacations and tv series. they think we are much richer than we really are.

>Be Ukrainian
>Not exist untill Russia make you up

Most Ukrainians I know already regret it

>be Russian
>originate from kievan rus
>deny origins

Yeah but what kievan rus have to do with the ukraine, besides the capital?

You're all the same people and the only thing that separates you is nationalism to keep corrupt politicians and rich oligarchs in power

>Is there a less lucky country?

Moldova

They have a defense line called Ukraine

Transnistria

Only southern Russians are closer to Ukranians then northern russians actially

>Transnistria
It is like Mongolia or Hong Kong
I don't think there's a bright future

Look at DNA tests and you will all be almost indistinguishable

I like Ukraine, the women are beautiful and their men can't fight very well. I used to be an semi professional boxer and went there for a tournament some years ago. I KO'd the three Ukrainians that I had as opponents, one in the second round and the other two in the first round (I even KO'd one with the first punch I threw). Sadly I lost in the quarter finals against another Mexican. Shit wasn't televised ofc but some people recorded the fights with their shitty cameras so there should be some footage on the internet.

You just fought three bad fighters

>A lot of stereotypes, blatant propaganda and direct lie
Well, glad to see what Int/ doesn't changes at all.

Yeah, you should know better than me because you were there and also won the tournament, right?

Nobody deny this. Soviet historiography of Russia was built around Kievan Rus.
It's hohols now deny their origins.
It's okay you're just fat and stupid amerimutt.