Do you scratch your ass and then smell the fingers?

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everyone does this and the people who say they don't are liars!

I know I do this with my balls but I can't recall doing it with my anus too

Who doesn't eat their own cum when they ejaculate?

Not scratch but when I finger probe myself butthole to eliminate irritants, I would sniff.

My ass never itches because I clean it properly.
FACT: your ass itches because there is shit in your crack and hole from not cleaning it properly.

I eat my own shit.

I don't scratch it because it's itchy. I scratch it because I like the taste.

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yes but with your mom's ass instead of mine

>Work out
>Get drenched in sweat
>After I finish my workout I smell every individual piece of clothing several times, especially my underwear
>Lick off the sweat from my arms for good measure
>Go to shower after this little "ritual" is over

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I've gotten so used to licking my own cum off my hands I don't even think of it anymore. It's just part of the cleanup, makes it a hell of a lot easier at least. It doesn't even taste like anything.

faggot, my cum tastes like salt or some sour shit, does white cum really taste like nothing?

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Fix your diet

Why would I want my cum to taste like nothing?
fucking soyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Not him but your cum should be tasteless or taste a bit of bleach, or maybe a bit sweet. Salty is fine too. If it's sour, you're eating like shit. Eat fresher food and more vegetables.

>Eat fresher food and more vegetables.
Do fat people really try to push this on skinny patricians such as myself?

The fact that you think if you're skinny then you're automatically healthy means you're either a dyel twink skinnyfat or a lardass.

Smell my ball hands all the time

Skipped to if you're skinny and stopped reading at healthy

yes