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Americanemmalad not the same ring to it
I prefered Dutchcaralad

mad that a woman will never be born as perfect as rachel stevens ever again

doing a suicidal ideation

Hope you lot are happy

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Can't fucking stand northerners. Don't really like southerners either, but northerners are just awful

isn't this that subfunctional bint who takes cocks in the arse for a living

sparring yesterday and arms are like lead today youtube.com/watch?v=SckD99B51IA

true

refreshing the page to see if a racist post has been dealt with yet

Just found out there is a vegan festival this weekend. Vegan girls are the biggest slags!

women are boring and should not be trusted

me and a mate are gonna go scaring nigger babies tonight
check our facebook for pics and vids

youtube.com/watch?v=Rnw6N7tIwf8
Best Karl clip, simple as

(You)

She wants me balls deep in her.

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mad how quentin tarrantino looks like morrissey

no he doesn't
be quiet

he does

he does. watch and tell me he don't look like tarrantino in from dusk til dawn

Imagine if a meteor came crashing right through your roof and landed right on your knob.

mad how quentin tarrantino looks like morrissey

granted they both have epic jawlines but i don't see it

Not saying Mozz is anyway close to Tarantino ugly but but the forehead and jaw I mean a little
youtube.com/watch?v=Bk1wUKoXL20

morrissey is a handome chiseled bastard, tarantino looks like a weird goblin

Just want some slags desu lad

fucking dick lol

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Morrissey looks like that lad from The Smiths 2bh

Have enough of a deposit to comfortably buy a £200k property. All I need now is to find a job somewhere that isn't London and I can FINALLY get my life back on track desu

I hope it will all work out for you desu

spend it on coke instead

if you dare come to newcastle ill spark you clean out the second I see you

business idea: border around london

>get my life back on track
virgin

youtube.com/watch?v=fh1kaHVt-lA
cringe at how much liam gallagher copied ian brown

itching to heem someone

Why are the best Brits from Direland?

>£200k property
well, if you don't mind living in a shanty on the side of a highway

both dogshit

Tambourine playing twats

lads, found my amazon gf

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you willing to meet yeah? ill scrap you

no thanks just want to gas on the internet x

and the ginger gf

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they tell me not to kill myself because my life can always turn around
wonder when that will be haha

dont give it the bigun then

>26
>not married with children
AVOID

youtube.com/watch?v=zoo9Vu1a9bU

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2nd day of this hangover

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just leave me alone will you

jennifer connelly
jodie foster

>im tall!!!
>5'9-10

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this man is man of culture and a shagger

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youtube.com/watch?v=YRg7oV6q05Q
3:45

name a better solo in the history of music

corrr why are ginges so fit

Wasn't on my list of places to consider desu

No chance of getting anything more than that unfortunately. £50k deposit, and with a £30-40k salary the maximum mortgage I'd be able to get as a single person is £160k. At least I could start paying money into my own pockets instead of Mr. Rentberg's

it wasn't dogshit he was lying john squire is good

and the semi-Emma Watson gf

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Both too old

into the madness i drown
there is no method
a permanent frown
and a body thats decrepit

my mind is withered
now demons are friends
my time i’ve considered
the journey must end

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There are puppies with bigger dicks

we're loose cannons while brits are boring autists

i doubt that

think they stole that from led zeppelin

why am i so stupid and incompetent

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the tinder (male) gf

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britfeel has discovered ' posting
naturally its in the form of the norf fc nonce hunter thing that was funny last year

nonce kino

Hangover lad here, got a bit of food into me, hopefully will take away that tummy sensation

I love it but it's derived from a tonne of shit.
Thought of a few but shan't say.

anyone else have a ginger fetish

the Brie Larson gf

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whilst*
Good lads

Im with you mate, love the pale skin and freckles like a madman

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Gingers are fucking gross

in fact its probably the r9k unique post filter thing that makes britfeel seem so distinctly autistic
no room for gimmicks on a board like that

ya. but idk how i feel about ginger gf (male)

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going to have a wankeroo to blackedraw

low test
low experience
low iq
high inhibition

>name a better solo in the history of music
youtube.com/watch?v=go9J9REtfdA

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whilst refers to a specific instance. my example was a general state of being

fuck me

wonder what long drawn out crap patter this runt came out with after she said are you ready for my pick up line

Love blacks
Love muslims
Hate polish
Simple as

how do i get a gf like this

>stone roses
>led zeppelin
>motorhead
all utter dogshit

the kraut gf

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reckon my life would be better if i were in prison