/brit/

boomer twat

On this day in British History

>1422 – King Henry V of England dies of dysentery while in France. Following the Treaty of Troyes, Henry V had been recognised as regent and heir apparent to the French throne. Following this agreement, everything seemed to point to the formation of a union between the kingdoms of France and England, in the person of King Henry. His sudden and unexpected death condemned England to the long and difficult minority of his infant son Henry VI, who became king aged only 9 months.
>1795 – War of the First Coalition: The British capture Trincomalee (present-day Sri Lanka) from the Dutch in order to keep it out of French hands.
>1798 – Irish Rebellion of 1798: Irish rebels, with French assistance, establish the short-lived Republic of Connacht.
>1813 – At the final stage of the Peninsular War, British and Portuguese troops capture the town of Donostia (now San Sebastián), resulting in a rampage and eventual destruction of the town.
>1888 – Mary Ann Nichols is murdered. She is the first of Jack the Ripper's confirmed victims.
>1907 – Russia and the United Kingdom sign the Anglo-Russian Convention, by which the UK recognizes Russian preeminence in northern Persia, while Russia recognizes British preeminence in southeastern Persia and Afghanistan. Both powers pledge not to interfere in Tibet.
>1957 – The Federation of Malaya (now Malaysia) gains its independence from the United Kingdom.
>1962 – Trinidad and Tobago gains its independence from the United Kingdom.
>1963 – Crown Colony of North Borneo (now Sabah) achieves self governance.
>1997 – Diana, Princess of Wales, her companion Dodi Fayed and driver Henri Paul die in a car crash in Paris. Diana's death caused a substantial outpouring of worldwide grief, including numerous floral tributes, and her funeral was watched by an estimated 2 billion people. The Royal Family were criticised in the press for their reaction to Diana's death.

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decent but completely overplayed like sweet disposition and mr. brightside

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choon lids

shut up carl. Everyone kinda likes you but ukip lol

Addicted to Football Manager

as a newly single man I will be treating myself to some scallops and chips and perhaps a small drink

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meant for

a girl said i reminded her of that one autistic bloke off the telly

London is just great

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dont reckon mozz ever made a solo record close to this

imagine watching asmr

don't they get a bit disappointed irl when you finally meet them?

love companionship
love having a laugh
hate doing anything

Chelsea

got tingles just thinkig about it

wanking to gay porn lads

Have actually given over £300 this month to various twitch streamers.

why

>teehee im bent btw :v

fuck off

my Jow Forums history is pretty tame 2bh. mostly just random /tv/ shite and outlandish greentexts and actionposting without any legit Jow Forums or racist stuff

not that I'm not racist, just cba posting about it on Jow Forums

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any british made american country man in?
youtu.be/LHiaxet1y0U

Because they provide me with countless hours of entertainment and are influencers for the next generation to do the same.

have dumped a couple of quid to small streamers in the past, don't get the guys who throw money at the millionaire top ones though

nope

been shitposting since 2006
will probably get sent to the gulag once the chingchongs finalize their takeover

I spend so much fucking money on videogames it is disgusting, yet I hardly play shit.

There is an aspect of buying digitally that it doesn't 'feel' real. I know for a fact of if I had like a hundred game boxes in my house I would feel the shame of being a massive cunt but digitally it just isn't there. I'm going to just force myself to not buy anything now. Fuck it, I own enough to last me for years.

any of you lads had any experience with escorts?

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reckon at least two thirds of my post history is racial slurs and toilet humour

what do you think brenton is up to these days
do you think the realisation that he's fucked up his life has fully set in yet?

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doesnt count, youd still be a virgin

yes lad
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nah cause im like a 7/10 just skinny and got baggy eyes so they dig it
but also I know how to talk to chics so I usually makeout with them or shag them, plus my Californian accent helps alot with these midwestern girls

creasing

I have a few books worth of bollock busting posts.

definitely. mass killers get treated like absolute shit by everyone in prison daily

>entertainment

Good lad, self improvement is good.

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I have american country but you can have it

just torrent them lad
probably the grimmest concept possible
lad was 28 and threw his entire life away for a meme
grim

get a shemale escort about once every 3 months

what if the guards are rorkes

you have to be 18 to post here little zoomer cunts

7/10 skinny and baggy eyes sounds a lot like me

shagged any famous ones?

have been 18 and posting about poos and wogs on /brit/ since 5 years ago

breaking the ice

still, there will be a few quid passed around to accidentally leave his cell open

>bitter boomer twat who's sour grapes about not being an influencer
have fun working 9-5 for peanuts while I play video games for a living

rorkes only exist on the internet ffs

yous are all to scared to say this shite irl

>threw HIS entire life away

spastic little runt

lad this is a match I have and a date with monday
idk why but its in here in the US

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Zoomers don't play games they only watch lets plays

ah so
flied lice

except you dont do you. you pay others to play videos games for a living

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white people ladies and gentlemen

It's you first charge don't be ashamed of being afraid
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post twitch/youtube

did her lips get stung by a bee

twitch.tv/asmongold

come bris den pussio

greys lmao

it's really funny when you are about to vomit but you make sure you keep your mouth shut so it fires out of your nose

/brit/ is a shagger general, virgins be gone

Every woman is Queen

thats not you

this is literally just /cric/

bunch of faggots

need turt to take me under his wing and introduce me to some of his female friends

some chics here get lip injections, i dont mind tho, shit is amazing on a blowie or just making out

>gets proven wrong and exposed as being a loser
>t-t-that's not you
cope on

no discussion of cricket yeah

Is the word lavatory exclusively used by posh people over the age of fifty?

cricket gave me rickets

nobody:

literally nobody:

aussies twats: BLIMEY FACKIN CRICKET MATE

so true

based days of /sp/ epl threads with 400 posts not mentioning football

this is the post

keep seeing this gimmick on my normie social media and i don't get it
how can nobody say nothing if nobody is itself nothing?

you get millions of streams but post on brit

clearly isnt that lucrative then

always gets a howl out of me when yanks say they need to go to the restroom

John Rambo vs Mick Dundee
Who wins?

the yank mindset

Also laugh manically when I hear a yank say "could care less"

just say insta

ah yes the good old days of when i used to actually get replies to my porn posting. now all the redditors are too scared to even reply to it so i just stopped posting pretty much all together. /sp/ is beyond dead.

corr imagine having a council house in london effectively living down the road from a billionaire but only paying tuppence fo rent

>me either

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imagine shagging a dragon