*asks you in your native language if you want to talk about Jesus

*asks them if they'd like me to help them meet Jesus*

They are. All american sects are dumb branches of Christianity.

These fuckers are unironically the only foreigners that I've ever encountered who have learned to speak Hungarian decently.

>calls themselves christian
>deny the divinity of Christ
only in america

Mannaggia a Gesù Cristo

All americans are dumb branches of humanity

Good for you. My country is not that based, they have authoritazion to enter schools and universities to advise their "faith" because the "freedoms" of macaco constituition.
A scholl principal can be reported to the governmuttament and lost his job if he doens't let they enter, even if its an private school, the only one safe are catholic schols i think.
The same apply to political groups, a ton of communist enter schools and unis to recruit people. Macaco constituition "Garantees right of voice to everyone" and shit (except governmuttament workers and cops)

>thanks Putin all american sects are illegal here.
For real?

Tell us about the dragon dildo, I assume it was a David?
I know you frenchmen are all about that loup-garou business.

Gentiles mad

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Yes. One of american jehovah witnesses' preacher is in prison.

Mormons are bros. Jehovas, on the other hand...
I had the misfortune of having two old ladies trying to tell me about their cult literally yesterday.

Memang mereka bisa ngomong indo?

Over a decade ago, Mormons and Jehovah Witnesses used to know on my door once every couple of months. And now its been many years since I've seen one. They're disappearing like bugs on a windshield.

*knock

*responds "fuck off back to utah" in english*

Whenever a mormon or jehovah witnesses asks me "do you want to talk about jesus?" and by their accent or looks I see they are Americans, I replay in English: "of course, what do you want to know about him?", then while they're confused I roleplay as some kind of scholar and lecture them about inconsistencies in the new testament. I memorized some contradictory passages and make them look for them in their bibles.

*tips fedora*

I'm catholic though. As I said, it's roleplaying.

OWO *notices ur bulge* UWU

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This is no one like you americans around

OWO *notices ur UMA DELICIA*

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*nails them to a stick*

MAY ALLAH STRIKE YOU!

I've never seen a non-white one Tbh, they're usually Chads and Stacy's as well.

I prefer actual Islam more than american knockoff shitty version.

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ey I remember these guys. I randomly talked to them in the city and I got this book from them. Still had it in my bookshelf. I remember trying to read it but its boring as fuck. Nice of them to translate it to Swedish though.

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they unironically think black people go to hell

Strange, i have seen a black mormon around here, they aways in my neighborhood walking in pairs

If they can´t have multiple wives anymore then what is the point?

No. Most American Protestant sects are incredibly moronic, by Mormons aren't even Christians. Their teachings are so vastly different from Christian ones, (Even protestants) that they are basically a religion by its own right.

>great what do you want to know?

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>Put up a "No soliciting" sign
>No one ever wants to talk about Jesus again
Simpole.