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plymouth on the map

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Would rather have 10 africans than 1 racist white van 1 gcse twat

wtf is hard water?

I'm an average looking guy who can't find a girlfriend no matter what I try
Female hypergamy in the age of tinder is real lads. An average, heck even less-than-average looking woman can easily meet a pseudo male model off tinder every day of the week

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brown claws

Actually noticed this before when I was wanking to one of her videos lol nice face but the body of a slug

fuck off forrin

ice

Too much chlorine.

Ice

You have no right to a girlfriend you know.

Have you tried being yourself, going outside, going to the gym, and taking a shower?

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Higher mineral content from the ground

she was never fit anyway
none of them are

Wrong

No girls at toil are interested
Can't get a match or a reply on dating sites
Mates don't know any girls either

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sex is unironically a fundamental human right

Can't get the image of jizz dripping off the end of Tim's cock out of my head.

Ruining my meals.

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Have a weapon of mass destruction brewing in my guts as we speak

Ok, Dan James is actually pretty great

Baby

Yes to all those things.
The average man must jump through multiple hoops just to have a chance of a date with a not very attractive girl.
Hey-ho, there's always brides from Ukraine to fall back on.

idiots

have you ever thought about looking in the mirror la

A rather unnecessary 4 wanks today

Her name is Noelle....
I had a dream about her she rings my bell....

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We could've had him at Leeds ffs

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Hold on I'll call Hans Blix

germans

its really not you spastic virgin runt

Meanwhile the female version of you gets 200+ matches on tinder a day
Not really fair, is it?

Just the one for me but I came twice

no wonder londoners are so left wing, all the minerals in their water calcifies their brains

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just natural selection. it's morally neutral.

You just know you'd suck his knoob head if you were there in person.

Will he deport his wife back to her mom?

>lucy bronze is officially the QUEEN of european football

never heard Ronaldo or Messi referred to as Kings

nah average man is still ok it's just below average has no chance

No
Ice ice baby
I wasnt calling them a baby i was making a joke
So actually i think its you who is the german

What is a king to a god

What's the point of life for all these single sexless men? Why toil and pay tax to support single mothers who were pumped and dumped? Raising kids who will stab you outside Greggs in a few years

nice projection

tim keeps posting pics of him cumming disgusting fucking loon spacker retard need this cunt locked up

is anyone going to report it

got stabbed outside greggs lads

More like retards syndrome

there is documented proof in these threads that i an a sex haver ta x

dont reply to me yid

The whole thing has taken a rather disgusting turn

youtube.com/watch?v=E8fFa9B_N8Q

Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend.

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I reply to who I want

aren't the commie twitter girls all vegans or some bollocks? how does a vegan even get fat?

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is this true? shocking development

She's Canadian and a vegan, can't be helped

documented proof that i've had a mff threesome so go project more

poor guy, people turning up at his flat, pitching tents, knocking on the windows, the builders, etc is causing a further deterioration in his mental state

dont want to see your name here for a month after you get spanked tomorrow

Big gulp huh?

Tim's going to make a UK porno lads. He's posting pictures of himself cumming to entice the porn companies to approach him for a business deal.

>Southern Bogland as rich as Lichtenstein or Luxemburg. Bull fucking shit.

youtu.be/ZRuCUQzRdkM

poo

I've said it before and I'll say it again, I'll delete my trip when spurs win the league

Have travelled to other continents alone, but am too scared to go to the cinema alone

tim got hacked and they're posting untweeted pictures from his dms

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>pitching tents
oi oi

>havig to specify mff

bender lmao
cant believe no one sent him the prozzie

Do the vietnamese still hate Americans?

There are less than 100,000 gypsies in Britain but they are hated over the entire country, it's very easy to see how Hitler got the Germans fired up over the jews.

having a think

What do you define as average? Post an example

Often forget wales exists

>le never

epic

literally everyone hates yanks

mobile.twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1166384678246453252

Why do they keep calling shots in football "cultured"? I am pretty sure Shearer started saying it but it's fucking annoying.

potatoes and oil

ye, hes done it twice now. in addition to the countless nude pics over the past few days
im not even posting link, i genuinely hate mentally handicapped/insane people and dont have any sympathy for them. should be incarcerated for public safety and decency; no one should have to put up with that crap

Any decent games worth downloading on my phone?

he's only done it once really

tried to pitch a show to netflix but as there was no BMWF relationship they rejected it

Outstanding post. Couldn't agree more.

Nah

counting down the hours until tim gets his cock out on youtube and has his channel deleted

Business idea: Virginder

the read

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