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Im so bored lads, wish I had some friends

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What's it like to get naked with a woman for the first time lads?

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0/10

Uncomfortable

Never done it with one not related to me yet so can't say sorry

Used to be great but now you're at risk of getting naked with some tranny who'll stab you with a kitchen knife if you refuse.

like getting naked with a bag of salty milk that reeks of coins and shit

not totally sure ask me in a couple of years

Pop these niggas like a wheelie nigga

Nerve racking

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Love this. You and all your closed minded twat friends just discount anything they feel threatened by as bait. Utterly pathetic, no wonder you're losing.

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NO BRADDU PITTU

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why do yanks and others feel the need to post here
id never want to frequent /cum/

its political correctness gone mad

neither would they its a shithole

if youve had to get naked for nurses before then its not that embarassing or scary

just answered your own question

Still taking song requests lads. In the mood for shit pop songs from the early 00s, but I'll leave it up to you

The modern caste system has the deliverooman at the bottom

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BIG fan of tanlines

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Never had to get naked for a nurse, did nurses take advantage of you as a child user?

Gucci mane - swing my door

Why are dentists stuck in the dark ages.

None of them have a decent website
50% don't have a website at all
50% have a website but it doens't tell you prices, whether they accept NHS patients, how big they are

Most are just an old house someone bought staffed with 4 foreign bargain basement dentists from eastern europe or the 3rd world

The peak of dental work is still "poke it with metal and rip it out with metal pliers"

Nurses!?

agreed
need them all out of business

hmmm

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well I'll explain to him why he's wrong and because I'm a good parent he'll listen to me and trust me

nonce

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>kinda
skip
>very
wahey!

i should have mentioned female nurses in my post

>related

Never seen her in my life

>Type into Ultimate Guitar
>0 results

Sorry la

haha nawwww theyre just like us really

how can someone like this exist

youtu.be/3jlEKxfWpUw

JUNIOR

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she is a proper munter desu

>trans females bad because they look like men
oh well just start their hormone treatment before puberty then?
>n-no that's not fair!

Blue debbie

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GYAHHHHHHHH

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ELLO FARVA

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cutting off your dick isn't a solution to mental illness

*fires up tim's twitter*
ahh he's not got his dick ou
oh I spoke too soon and there's another cum picture
haha
now to stop talking about it because a certain frog and a daveian creature get upset when you talk about tim byrne

Kill the trannies
Kill them now

i dont listen to the opinions of slavs

post rare cumming tims

Does the Government have a plan for Northern Ireland?
Read somewhere that Catholics will be the majority in a few years

(offscreen)

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nobody cares about your opinion a*glo

I say give it back to ireland
it's a massive money sink anyway

Is anyone worried that it is becoming increasingly more difficult to find good porn?

Those that I do find are just trailers for amateur models who want $20 for the fucking video.

Are these videos ever available free elsewhere? No, they get remove due to copyright.

This, with porn license coming in, it's finally becoming a regular market and us, the masterbators, will lose out.

Yours, Paul Todger

why dont we just fill it with africans

give it back hopefully
dont need those religious extremists in my country

What made him snap? Was it the builders?

ah yes
the porn license will be coming in any day now!

started up a new look
rate it:
jeans (slim not skinny)
shirt (various colours, untucked, sleeves rolled)
white tshirt vest
light brown/grey suede boots

i mean they could cancel brexit, alternatively the EU are considering abandoning the 31/10 deadline which would effectively neuter boris but other than that tories and their members dont care for the union so why would they care for the norf direish

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his hot water stopped working and there's a bit of the boiler pipe missing or something and tim thinks that the builders did this as intentional sabotage
then he started screaming and yelling about it at around midnight and he was doing some late night videos wandering around bits of high wycombe
and then he started dancing his bum and then he got his dick out
just use your imagination lol
>porn license
never happening lol

what type of jeans

Always tuck my shirt in and wear a belt

would rag the bird on the left (were it legal)

apostrophe

there is no bird on the left

love this picture ngl

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Now have 3476.82 USD to my name

I think we should stay in the EU, but make a deal with the EU and Ireland to give them Northern Ireland, and then use that as leverage to give ourselves a special associate membership of the EU that gives us all of the benefits and none of the negatives

wear a bib as well do ye

The EU can't cancel the deadline, it's a legal default. All they can do is offer yet another extension, which we're currently saying that we would refuse. Stop getting all your news from the New European

me, personally, i think we should leave the EU

just standard darkish blue

Looks slavic

There are no benefits to EU membership

nah hes norf

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Can someone please tell me where I can pirate amateur pornhub models?

the only reason for the 31/10 deadline was because macron's patience was wearing thin and he thought that by giving us an ultimatum deadline we would get our shit together but we havent progressed since the march deadline

tortuga

now THIS is a cope

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Name five benefits that don't come with obvious massive drawbacks

why is london so PENG

youve posted this three times over 3 years and its only had 1 reply from a yank

im so comfy rn

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What?

exotic food, rorke

is this how city rats really live? lmao