/brit/

saw a middle aged woman being wheeled around tesco before. she gave me this look of total abject humiliation and despair, like shes totally given up and has been reduced to living her life in a child like state.

ruined my day. imagine being lonely and depressed yet you also can't fucking walk.

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son came back from kindergarten going off how he wants to be a cat

the wife's taking him to get his hands amputated and replaced with paws
brain lobotomy is scheduled for october to make him more catlike

mad world

post cooming tim

I think the 40% suicide rate is largely due to the cognitive dissonance they experience when they go through with it, and realise they can NEVER be their desired gender no matter how many cosmetic changes they make

lazy cunt probably on the dole, taking your tax money

Cat meow because it knows that in my bag the food

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Recording a choon

Doing a read
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_Seven

AS WE PROCEED
TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEED

why don't they just get their balls snipped off and live out their life as an effeminate eunuch fuckhole

i think i'm having a stroke

If hitler wanted to completely get rid of trannies then he wasn't that bad of a man imo

:3

heart palpitations are off the scale my heart is missing loads of beats wtf im gonna die

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what a nice video :)

V energy drink for me

Doing a read
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Fi_murders

need to get on a bus but i'm too hungover

sweating like an arab on a goat farm

>ruined my day. imagine being lonely and depressed yet you also can't fucking walk
Story of my life desu

I want to join a shooting club but the crusty old fucks running haven't left any contact details that are up to date anywhere

eat the food

Dad just came in and asked why I was in bed

got breathalysed by the inspector on the bus and was told to get off

Dad just came in my bed and ask why i was dad

govno

Was once served a 3 course sunday dinner on bendy bus in Glasgow

wtf

lmao remember when dave or some other insane cunt here was adamant that around the turn of the millenium there were bendy busses with tea carts on them

alri lads when we heading to table 46 at the montagau pyke?

Debbie is cute
CUTE

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Quite happy with my score predictions from earlier

How did the tea cart get along the bendy bit?

Deactivated my OKcupid for 6 months and came back to find the exact same women still there

hm?

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Wouldnt happen in sweden. Too dangerous to be stranded and drunk

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racist

The degree of introspection achieved by Nietzsche had never been achieved by anyone, nor is it ever likely to be achieved again. ~ Sigmund Freud

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it's called a train mate

HOLY PENG

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you arrive in shottingham

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why is it so small?

remainers are such lazy cunts

YOU'RE FROM THE SAINSBURYS ARENT YOU

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Trafalgar Square literally empty compared to most saturdays

say "nigh"
sounds like you're saying now in a strong belfast accent

thesun.co.uk/news/9821590/bodybuilder-tracks-down-thief-pictures-blood/

waterfront sports pitches need to be culled

what grocery store do you usually go to

i go to lidl because i'm poor (and it's a 2 minute walk)

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looooooool
twitter.com/MaxBarnett147/status/1166625614314561536

thats at the end
>in the wake of

>nothing to mix my grog with
Fucking nightmare scenario. Would give it a miss but it's 2am and I'm nowhere near tired.

When did soccer saturday peak?

Aldi, Walmart

Who else /having a good weekend
/ here?

men that wear flip flops are actual fucking gimps lmao

theres something wrong with remainers

Weekends piss me off a bit tbqh. Too many other people out.

Weird them old cunts that on a moderately warm day will wear jeans and a jacket but have flip flops on

your feet dont need to be the coolest part of your body like? I've never went ahhh my feet are fucking boiling

The end is night(=now)?

Makes sence desu

tim just uploaded his 19,000th youtube video

speaking of pronunciation

is it true that the t in britain shouldn't be pronounced and you guys say it more like bri'ain

like to go back to the very first ones when he wasn't mental

youtube.com/watch?v=g0fMnhx2zIM

emilia clarke wont date you bro

really gotta stop masturbating to dancing korean girls

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i'm not the albino

Decent talent

>19,000th
Is he the guy that is like a british w chandler guy but dosent need any help? Seems insane that managed that. How long has he been going on?
Isnt it yanks that cant say t. Bu''on etc

man this purple haired cake in evangelion is fucking hot

Mari? yea she is

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1167758767024496640

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From whom the beat tolls

How likely is a housing market crash within the next 5 years lads?

no, user

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>housing market crash
lol
never

i don't think there will be a crash but there might be a stagnation in price growth

government won't allow a crash because boom booms entire networth is tied up in their properties

Lmfao

source

fuck me how has this man not been sectioned yet?

He even looks like a distant cousin to w chandler

send them back

his pork and beans are out