/brit/

have sex

get your own cuisine losers

Met a Christian the other day. Absolutely mental that they still exist in this day and age.

oxford

yes but shhh don't let janny catch you

you gay?

The latest match lads, think I'm in love

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>haggis and deep fried mars bar being that low

I want Engcucks to leave

That's a man

Let's see if our dicks are bigger than Timmy's.

Length: 7.5"
Girth: 6"
Uncut

teddy's got the swiper

have sex

youtube.com/watch?v=KZwzmhewOhU
this gona be the song that we play for our first dance at our wedding :))))

Why are yuros so creepy and godless? It’s like you’re just automatons of the NWO

while i admit haggis is fire deep fried mars bars are an abomination

...

And so the quest to find a cute Turkish bf begins...

told my mom I was thinking about hurting myself and very scared about it so I gave her my guns to take and hide just in case and she ended up calling the cops and now I’m getting sectioned

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There's literally no reason why the monarchy should continue to exist after this

>bisexual
>cat mother
>avid gamer
>anime addict
>sensitive soul

my nigga run away and run away far

>he doesn’t like melty chocolate caramel

Have sex

i unironically agree, our last good king was edward viii

>scotch eggs at 50%
bet all of the ... "people"... who voted no also voted remain

>cat mother
>introvert
>anime addict
>Avid gamer
4 massive red flags there mate

Had a top day at the footy

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All cats need a good mother.

have sex

fuck off oxford such a terrible poster

but i like video game and anime, not a fan of cats though

thats a guy you bent freak

800 followers on twitter
also she looks shit in other photos on instagram and she smokes lol

When Miley Cyrus got divorced, her attorney said she and her ex intended to remain close and loving parents to their animals.

I love how Daily Mail boomers in the comments always try to make a point that they don’t care at all about Meghan and Harry, but every article about them gets substantially more comments than anything else on the website

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smoking a creme egg

#justamericanthings

so do I i don't like anyone who says
>anime addict
>avid gamer
tho

haven’t seen catyank in a few
what happened to him

going to the beach soon

not as bad as being a yank who unironically checks on royal family news

Scared of and avoid social situations but crave intimacy (with a girl)

instagram.com/p/Bdz5jG6AvS8/
lol well she sure doesn't care about looks look at that uggers lol

>using snapchat filtered selfies

why do women do this

whats wrong with 800 followers

I am a good father to my baby cat

He is 2 now but he will always be my lol kitty :D

I am very pro-cat.
Don't let the Jewish posters twist my criticism of the Cat Mother descriptive as an anti-cat opinion.

The Cat Mother thing sounds like she lets them shit in the house and buys £15 cat food though.

love a good cherry trifle at Christmas me

"she" actually looks a lot like me and might be a man

I’m just tired of American politics at the moment

Whats next for Tim lads
Do you reckon he will go outside naked and get sectioned and that will be that?

seriously what do I do if I’m getting sectioned

think this can ruin my life forever

Got AIDS and I think his diabetes made him amputate parts of his hands.

fuck off catyank no one cares you're getting sectioned you incel fuck

I reckon he's gonna kill someone

schizoidal freakazoid

No chance that’s not a man

Not saying I wouldn’t dip my balls in his throat but that’s deffo a geezer

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SHERRY trifle I meant sorry

Ask about her favorite anime

>why do women do this

This is why

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Will bend you over and fuck ur bum for £20

>still no gf

Mental how a massive fucking palace in the center of london, and a castle just outside isn't enough for Her Maj. Just has to have a scottish estate too eh.

can't tell if there's an adam's apple there or not
might just be the throat jutting out a bit

Stoned out of their minds

got a whacking great place in Norfolk as well

Not really
A lot of shy and lonely lads in my position

>the peep show ep where everyone tries to section each other for ownership of the pub

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do british people swim at the beach or do they just stand around?

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Better jaw than me

Guess that means I have to suck her girl cock

Beach is freezing cold all year round, swerve going in the ocean

thought that one was too "wacky" and surprised it's in S3

Swim usually. Depends on the beach.

Also I'm really drunk. What shoudl I do?

>Trying to hide that jawline with that haircut
Oh honey...

You lads reckon that bird that presents rugby super league is a man?

youtu.be/MxOL6128rQI

Video for evidence

Live right next to the beach and haven't sat on it for like 10 years

stick a banana up your arse and post a pic

have sex

>Also I'm really drunk. What shoudl I do?
go for a dip in the ocean

you offering?

idk, but I see Harry Gration in tesco occasionally

Literally cannot WAIT to turn Balmoral castle into a home for refugees when we get independence

I mean it’s already one of the biggest council houses in the country for that greedy old bitch

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My self-summary
Queer, kinky, polyam (currently have two partners), trans woman seeking connections, be they in the form of friends, dates, love, sex or gaming. I want it all.

Music is super important to me. I love all music; I like playing video game tunes and I once wrote Klingon opera. That was fun.

Free time will often be spent lifting heavy things, pro wrestling classes, Spira or Skyrim.

I also like: jazz/swing, board games, SciFi, The Good Place, Brandon Sanderson, the gym, communism, puns.

remember I saw my father smelling separated lines of sugar off the kitchen table when I was 10

had no idea what the fuck he was doing

Hot cross buns suck, I wonder how they made it into top tier

Must have been surveying OAPs or something

remember a friend of mine had cousins in ireland and visited them
despite them living right next to the ocean it had never occurred to them to go down and go in the water
are the irish stupid?

~50 miles away. I'd get a DUI.

People will tell that there is nothing wrong with being shy and it's okay to be quiet.

But then they'll exclude, talk over you, and treat you differently. And then you realise they only say that for their own conscience and because they want to keep you quiet.

Never worked a day in her life, has she.

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