G-G-GUYS!?

G-G-GUYS!?

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the absolute state of coasties

I have a friend in Florida he put a dynamite in an alligators mouth and blew it up

If it kills 100 americans God willing I will name my first son Dorian. Praise Allah

Dorian gonna roll there like Sonic and collect some whatever

Mudslime. Go and stay go.

Dorian Tyrone Jamal Bin-Laden

nuke it

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Based

My ex lives in palm bay, this is epic?

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How come Africa is covered by the sea but we never see hurricanes hit it?

best case scenario because it wont lose strength and fuck up the whole coast

Imagine if a hurricane completely destroyed Florida and an earthquake sent Cali sinking into the ocean.

Temporary Virginiafag here. Nope, it won't affect me at all lel.

Nothing will happen again.
Every hurricane is overhyped

>destroys Florida
>literally swerves in a perfect arc to avoid Cuba
God hates gusANOs

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Nogs will be a-looting this labor day weekend.

They originate in Africa

Gott strafe Amerika!

Hurricanes come from Africa.

OK but how come they don't get tsunamis or typhoons or hurricanes

How do Floridians deal with this shit every year. Isn't it annoying and worrying

Why? You do realize there are American Muslims within the radius of Dorian right?

Sounds something a typical floridian would do

coastcucks deserve it

My girlfriend's family in Cuba will come to Finland if their house is destroyed.

RIP

god destroying the Floridian menace

BASED

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based Florida man

BASED

Basado

>worrying
>being scared of some wind and rain

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Besudo

that land was not meant for man, it's a sign from god you imbeciles

Miami here, nothing is going to happen. I've been telling you goofballs about this for days now. South Florida has had a hurricane disruptor machine covering this area since 2004.

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Based. Go in peace for you have received a Roman Catholic's blessing.

When will these guys finally build houses with concrete and steel?

baste

Based
Wait...

Hope they put him in prison
Only Dorian I've ever known was a hot girl