His country has never been at war for more than 100 years with its rivals

>His country has never been at war for more than 100 years with its rivals

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>his country hasn't been at war for over 95% of its existence

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Nobody dares waging war on Canada. Our overwhelming military might would instantly crush their foolish ambitions.

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>his country has never been at war with the indigenous fauna

Hey respect australians you emu shit, they're very good people

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Not ours. Your so pathetic we dont feel it is necessary to bully you into submissive.

>His country has been at constant war for over 100 years and LOST

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>His country hasn't done ethnic genocide

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>He has never lost the same war twice
t. dane

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>his country hasn't had at least 15 seperate wars with his rival

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Pretty sure UK lost the 100 years war though

>his country got subjigated at any point in history

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>WW2

>his country didnt even stay out of all world wars

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You’re our snowbunnies, slut!

>be sven
>raise jamals son

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Based!

>his country hasn't caused others perpetual butthurt for centuries

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OH NO NO NO NO

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Not yet. Some of you americans are nice, watch out.

>his """"""country"""""" didnt get raped by the Soviets in WW2

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>insert any sweden yes or bbc+swedish woman picture here

We'd take DC in a week and your entire country by Christmas.

I didn't know Canadians were so funny lmao

>state tv cuck propaganda

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