/brit/

ugh give it a rest

lmao what the fuck

Just overheard and interesting conversation

>Where's she going?
>She's getting an UBER
>Where to?
>To her friend's house
>Where's her friend's house?
>It doesn't matter, it's being tracked by her mum

Didn't think people thought about the possibility of being raped and kidnapped during everyday stuff like this

blog on but unironically

a heard youre a nonce now, Moni

dont care

>he doesn't get banned at least once a week for random bullshit

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Lads please. Watching Blade Runner 2049 but it's boring as fucking sin.

I'm about 30 mins in. Does it get any better? Bored of this lonely weirdo wandering around doing a job he doesn't want. If I wanted to think about that I'd just think about my own life.

i love her

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Uber recently added an option to share your journey with someone like family or a friend, so they know where you are and whether you got there unmolested

Yo listen up, here's the story
About a little guy that lives in a poo world
And all day and all night and everything he sees is just poo
Like him, inside and outside
Poo his house with a poo little window
And a poo Corvette
And everything is poo for him
And himself and everybody around
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen
I'm poo da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm poo da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I have a poo house with a poo window
Poo is the color of all that I wear
Poo are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so poo
Poo are the people here that walk around
Poo like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Poo are the words I say and what I think
Poo are the feelings that live inside me
I'm poo da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm poo da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I have a poo house with a poo window
Poo is the color of all that I wear
Poo are the streets and all the trees are too
I have a girlfriend and she is so poo
Poo are the people here that walk around
Poo like my Corvette, it's in and outside
Poo are the words I say and what I think
Poo are the feelings that live inside me
I'm poo da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
I'm poo da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa
Da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa, da ba dee da ba daa

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yes it does, it's a slow burn but the end is worth it

That's just how it is on this bitch of an Earth (if you weren't fortunate enough to be born as an Englishman, Scotsman or Irishman)

rorke, I told you to give it a rest, nobody wants to hear it on saturday ffs

care a bit

you want to kill her

just need friends to see once a week or once every other week to go drinking and playing some pool with
that and squeezing a woman's ass is all I need for socializing

she is INNOCENT you FREAK

hey moni, how's it going girl? xxx

Wasn't worth posting the first time either

fresh blackpill for the lads

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Another Saturday night wasted.

simple as

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not over yet

Hate toil small talk

>Let me spend 10 minutes detailing my mundane story of what I bought for dinner and stalling the story every now and then to try and remember a small insignificant part of the story that doesn't matter

women should be arrested and raised like cattle

no i love her and want to marry her

weird that meeting through friends has gone down while meeting in a bar has shot up

my flaccid willy is the same size as tims erect willy
i dont know if i have a big dick or if tims dick is comically small

>Lock my door
>Spiders still crawl under it
Explain this atheists

Do you think there are people who have been browsing /brit/ every day for years but have never posted?

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fractured social circles

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what are you on about

You have angered the Dark Goddess Lolth

There is no escape from her divine spider booty

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the janny

jesus fucking christ someone help me

>Family

Grim

I doubt it but you never know.

it's obvious that broader social circles have been fracturing and shrinking into small friend circles rather than a large collection of loosely connected acquaintances

all right what do you need a hand with

bird i met in town is asking if im single waheyyy

Is Doug in?

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can somebody please explain to a brainlet like me what the bottom left one is saying

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not sure if that refers to actually dating cousins, second cousins etc or if it refers to your mum and dad setting you up with their friends' daughter

both used to be more common so could be either

Need a gf

...need to get out of this country ASAP...

She’s so pretty.

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spent the last 3 weeks installing over £1000 worth of addons for fsx and it's all working perfectly
180gb for a 10 year old game and i still have quite a few gb worth of mods to install
my plane autism is off the scale

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trump is playing 4D chess

It's a women from your area, they all have to be alert to potential rapists.

Where you gonna fly to tonight lid?

How much you contribute to the economy is over 0, how much you take away from the economy is below 0
When you're a child and young person, you don't really contribute anything since you're reliant on schools, healthcare, etc. Only when you get towards adulthood do you start paying taxes, working a job, and impacting the economy
That is, apart from women, who never benefit the economy. They are a net negative

longest flight you’ve done?

>buying virtual stickers for a game
>buying virtual skins for virtual guns

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I have often asked myself whether I am not more heavily obligated to the hardest years of my life than to any others. As my inmost nature teaches me, whatever is necessary as seen from the heights and in the sense of a great economy is also the useful par excellence: one should not only bear it, one should love it. Amor fati: that is my inmost nature. And as for my long sickness, do I not owe it indescribably more than I owe to my health? I owe it a higher health, one which is made stronger by whatever does not kill it. I also owe my philosophy to it. Only great pain is the ultimate liberator of the spirit... Only great pain, that long, slow pain in which we are burned with green wood, as it were - pain which takes its time - only this forces us philosophers to descend into our ultimate depths and to put away all trust, all good-naturedness, all that would veil, all mildness, all that is medium - things in which formerly we may have found our humanity. I doubt that such pain makes us "better," but I know that it makes us more profound.

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Trump is too stupid to play 1D chess and I’m NOT a lefty.

decided to buy borderlands 3 plus the season pass

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*gets bored while downloading mods and then just posts on Jow Forums instead*

utter load of shite
you are paying fuck all for mods
mods are free, stupid fucking prat cunt, not 1000 quid

i've noticed that as well but why do you think that is

It's funny how female visual perception works
They think the average man is a lot uglier than he really is, being very critical of looks, judging even attractive men as 'just about average'

Yet they constantly overestimate the size of penises, always thinking average sized dicks are a lot bigger than they are, which is why so many women believe they've had 8 inch+ cocks inside them before when there's not enough men in the world with that size for that to be statistically possible

look like paul potts irl

GRRRRRR

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just wanna bump some ket and mong out to bloc party

The Cambodian dictator?

just got word im being deployed to Afghanistan lads

feel like driving to london but theres fuck all to do at night there (cant drink cause i need to drive back)

while my peers are out at nightclubs debasing their souls I commune with the lord through gregorian chanting in my mum's spare bedroom

people have just got lazier, there's less clear protocol for social behavior where anything sort of goes whereas only a few decades back there was pretty consistent protocol for how you socialize with acquaintances and friends
society is overall less trusting, societies not being ethnically homogeneous might be involved
churches not existing, etc. there's a lot of reasons
technology is partially to blame but not wholly

speaking generally im not that keen on women
not gay but i wank to traps most of the time

no you’re not

>koulibaly

FUCK OFF

Need you yellow fevered freaks out of business

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asian culture confuses me, am i supposed to find this attractive

you know drinking while driving isnt actually illegal, just a myth mate

make sure to smoke some opium

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Remember all the nonsense about him being worth 90 million? Even aside from that he had a shit game

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haha you got me lad

>another yank mass shooting

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whenever i see webms or videos of asians, it's always cute stuff, but it's always cute in the way i think of babies or puppies or something. like 'aww' it's so silly and endearing. i could never find it sexually attractive though. nothing about it makes me want to stick my penis into them
so yeah, i think asians are cute but definitely not hot or sexy.

Unless it is really big they should stop reporting, they're common enough now it is boring.

The world we live in

Utter twat

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Rorke, this is your last warning, leftypol are watching you.

it was a nigger!

fsx addons are all payware. some of them are expensive as fuck. a high quality plane is typically about £60. The base ORBX pack is $100 and you have to pay for all the extra stuff.
i've only payed for VRS tacpack, i torrented everything else.

Miami - Seattle

Just installed FTX Norway and Global Ultimate so I'm gonna fly around norway, have a look at some fjords and mountains and shit

cant play while im installing shit dummy