/brit/

>joey essex on celebrity masterchef

he is still alive then

punched a lad on /tv/ a bit earlier

It's difficult having the highest IQ in /brit/ cos no one can relate to my concerns

Imagine living in Belle Epoque Paris lads.

youtu.be/g7czptgEvvU

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boxing should be banned

yeah but I'd still have to arrest people of colour disproportionately often, there's only so much you can ignore

their lives are bad enough already without all the shit I would have to give them

hope moni is having a good time at work lads, god she's SO based

same

fishy fingers haha

Nose job and chin implant in Turkey should go for about €2000

prefer to live in modern day Paris

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i hope the music isn't too loud
poor moni. she deserves better.

might start smoking to look cool
or wear make up, haven't decided yet

they'd be dodging spears back in the jungle were they not in Britain so I think they've got it relatively well and can take a bit of jail

i think the conversation around race is a bit dysfunctional

Coffee enema anyone?

Hi I'm retarded

>boxing should be banned

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i'm dad, nice to meet you

smoking is fucking choice with another drug involved, caffeine or alcohol
it's nothing special on its own though

Thought all French people smoked?

sue

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>drinking
>shack up
>equipment doesn’t work
>bird is visibly disappointed
ah yes

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bart im piss

glamrock comeback when?

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I know, it's fucking disgusting that they don't listen to her and turn it down, hope her coworker speaks to her more today

>dysfunctional
We don't say that any more report to your nearest diversity officer for re-education.

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hes not wrong though

only the cool ones

Never been a big fan. How would you describe the feel?

eating ramen noodles in the hood w/ my ninjas

Lying in bed reading my WW2 book

drop another one, skin up, grab a girl
whatever makes ya feel nice

less and less

i meant problematic

>Lying in bed reading my WW2 book

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REAL gamer hours

>glam rock
>Bowie
No. Glam rock was actually good.

good rush bit of a head high in addition to keeping your hands busy and tasting nice
don't like the dryness in the back of the throat or the lingering odor though

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I'm i allowed to come back it's a couple of days later

I have a very big penis

20 a day keeeps the doctor away

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Why are you still here I gave you an order.

That will be FIVE social demerit points. Now off you go.

i have a slightly above average length, thin girth penis

Okay nice now you can have all the girls in the world

Even when I smoked cigarettes I only smoked 1 or 2 a day
I dont know how people can stomach an entire pack a day
I would be coughing up massive amounts of phlegm

think I'm about 1/8 or 1/16th English
I am an Englishman
same as you

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I used to smoke socially and when I was on mandy
I don't at all now, I stopped for a while purely from circumstance and when I tried it again I just thought it was dogshit
still have the occasional zoot tho

Only faggots smoke cigarettes. Just admit you want a dick in your mouth

How far would you have to bend it to break its little spine?

its over if youre not 6’4+ in 2020

Skins seasons 1 and 2 are pure kino

you can't order me around i don't work in this call centre

its ok, so does your father. commiserate with him over being dicklets and make out and suck each other off

t. art hoe

Smoking a fag

who /ondrugs/ here

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I've not smoked in months and I was just a social smoker too
I wouldn't overdo it ever but a ciggie with a coffee on a misty cool morning is perfect

lomachenko is godly

Listening to Hot Rats t b h

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France lads

youtu.be/_fuIMye31Gw

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>I smoke cigars

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cooming tims

I'm about 1/32nd Holland Dutch
hello brother

>who /onspuds/ here

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heh

lads do you think tim just sits at home wanking his little pecker all day?

Noo I'm not Dutch, I'm North Afric*n

wheres catyank

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Zoomers are a funny generation

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Just a bit of banter mate
No hard feels

Just doing an ol' reminisce desu

peng
florence is the pengest Italian city though, but I found Naples better

flying to rome tomorrow lads

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Wow rude don't dehumanize tim please he's our best poster after moni

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Is 1998 zoomer?

taking my incel activism to the streets

I think my Y-Chromosomal haplogroup is e1b1b if the study on surname I googed is right (and no one in my family was cuckolded)
so hello cousin

New York in the 1970s, and Russia/Ukraine in the 80s/90s, has that kind of incredibly grim yet undeniably aesthetic quality.
graesthetic

yeah

thought it was a good post 2bh

just want him back simple as that